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Stirk

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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #405 on: July 09, 2022, 10:22:51 am »

Floor it!


FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Your immense love for your comrades pushes you 50 meters forward leaving both escorting Chimera in your dust. How else would it be possible for a Chimera to go that fast?

NPC APCs go forward at a normal pace. If only they had the kind of relationship with your squad that you do.

Forest 0 meter line
Fortress 100 meter line
Richie 52 meters from Fortress Running
Eltiazh In Forest Behind Cover
Bahzil In Forest Behind Cover
Gretchen 0 Meters from fortress no cover
Ork 0 Meters from fortress no cover
Other Orks- Clearly present but not available for shooting at you.
300 meters from Fortress, Railroad clearing/APC entrance. At the 100 meter from fortress mark you would be 123 meters from the ground team, if that makes any sense.
Grace Chimera 250 meters from fortress
NPC APCs 270 meters from fortress

when it’s my turn, aim multilas and open fire on wall top ork using most accurate fire setting.

The most accurate fire setting is "Fill the air with las and pray to the Emperor and/or Omnissiah they hit something". It is also the only setting. Your faith must not be strong enough given they seem to go everywhere but your target.
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #406 on: July 09, 2022, 02:13:33 pm »

Sustain prescience and shoot the ork.
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Stirk

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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #407 on: July 10, 2022, 09:29:00 am »

Sustain prescience and shoot the ork.

You don't have prescience up. But you establish it! Presumably on the three footmen. And without destroying yourself or the planet despite being unsupervised!

You also almost manage to hit the Ork. This time your aim was true, but he ducked his head under cover before you could pull the trigger. At least he doesn't have his Reaction anymore.
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #408 on: July 10, 2022, 09:46:32 am »

Right, Orks are next.

The Kannon reloads! Consider getting far away if you're particularly attached to your limbs.

Orks and their underlings start to scramble to the wall. One of the shouting Orks from earlier pokes his head over. He has a Storm Shooter so he can theoretically actually hit things! But he doesn't since it is still a really small chance. The grechen puts his gun in his wasteband with the lit torch then climbs up the wall to cover.

On the APC side one of the guns is now being manned. It immediately jams. Thank the Emperor for Orkish engineering.

Forest 0 meter line
Fortress 100 meter line
Richie 52 meters from Fortress Running
Eltiazh In Forest Behind Cover
Bahzil In Forest Behind Cover
Gretchen 0 Meters from fortress
Ork 0 Meters from fortress
Other Orks- Clearly present but not available for shooting at you.
300 meters from Fortress, Railroad clearing/APC entrance. At the 100 meter from fortress mark you would be 123 meters from the ground team, if that makes any sense.
Grace Chimera 250 meters from fortress
NPC APCs 270 meters from fortress
Wall Ork 2 0 Meters from Fortress
Wall Kannon 1 0 Meters from fortress (Dismount side)
Wall Kannon 2 0 Meters from fortress (APC side)
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #409 on: July 10, 2022, 12:38:39 pm »

Zzap the Ork manning orkking the kannon on this side. If that doesn't put him down use the other half of my action to run away because getting shot by kannon doesn't seem fun.
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #410 on: July 10, 2022, 10:21:30 pm »

Zzap the Ork manning orkking the kannon on this side. If that doesn't put him down use the other half of my action to run away because getting shot by kannon doesn't seem fun.

Judging by the small heat signature, it is in fact a grot grotting the kannon rather than an Ork Orking it. Which is probably where the Ork pulled the other Grot from. This might be good for you since gretchen are easier to kill than orks.

But harder to hit. Your blast goes wide. He's inside the fort so your lasgun would have trouble disabling him on a hit, but the miss is still disappointing. You then turn tail and run 3 meters deeper into the jungle.

Forest 0 meter line
Fortress 100 meter line
Richie 52 meters from Fortress Running
Eltiazh In Forest Behind Cover 103 meters from fortress
Bahzil In Forest Behind Cover
Gretchen 0 Meters from fortress
Ork 0 Meters from fortress
Other Orks- Clearly present but not available for shooting at you.
300 meters from Fortress, Railroad clearing/APC entrance. At the 100 meter from fortress mark you would be 123 meters from the ground team, if that makes any sense.
Grace Chimera 250 meters from fortress
NPC APCs 270 meters from fortress
Wall Ork 2 0 Meters from Fortress
Wall Kannon 1 0 Meters from fortress (Dismount side)
Wall Kannon 2 0 Meters from fortress (APC side)
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #411 on: July 11, 2022, 03:00:27 pm »

Release the smoke grenade near me, and before it explodes look for somewhere to dive to.
« Last Edit: July 11, 2022, 07:04:13 pm by Devastator »
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #412 on: July 11, 2022, 10:37:56 pm »

Release the smoke grenade near me, and before it explodes look for somewhere to dive to.

You throw the smoke grenade down at you feet and look for somewhere to dive for the seconds before it goes off and covers the surrounding 6 meters. You don't have any particularly good places to dive to in the middle of the clearing. Not that you had a lot of time to look. Under the current weather conditions you're little smoke cloud is likely to last 19 turns.

Smoke grenades pair well with your goggles. Thanks to them, you are able to still see the heat signatures of your enemies and orient yourself within the smoke cloud. You feel like you could hit the targets just as easily from within your cloudy friend than you could outside of it.
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #413 on: July 12, 2022, 09:37:10 am »

Gun[nar] it toward my poor, stupid, stranded allies, aiming to pick up the enforested ones first.
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #414 on: July 12, 2022, 11:32:54 am »

Gun[nar] it toward my poor, stupid, stranded allies, aiming to pick up the enforested ones first.

You have plenty of experience saving stupid and stranded allies. At least you have the novelty of saving poor allies this time. Said experience comes in handy and you move 45 meters towards your targets.

Do you want to drive through the clearing or shortcut through the jungle?

Both wing Chimeras seem to have never even saved a rich person before, so they just drive behind you slowly.

Forest 0 meter line
Fortress 100 meter line
Richie 52 meters from Fortress Running
Eltiazh In Forest Behind Cover 103 meters from fortress
Bahzil In Forest Behind Cover
Gretchen 0 Meters from fortress
Ork 0 Meters from fortress
Other Orks- Clearly present but not available for shooting at you.
300 meters from Fortress, Railroad clearing/APC entrance. At the 100 meter from fortress mark you would be 123 meters from the ground team, if that makes any sense.
Grace Chimera 205 meters from fortress
NPC APCs 240 meters from fortress
Wall Ork 2 0 Meters from Fortress
Wall Kannon 1 0 Meters from fortress (Dismount side)
Wall Kannon 2 0 Meters from fortress (APC side)
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #415 on: July 12, 2022, 11:39:04 am »

Do you want to drive through the clearing or shortcut through the jungle?
Shortcut.
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #416 on: July 12, 2022, 11:54:44 am »

Shortcut.

You cut through the jungle. Your treads crush the undergrowth just about as easily as they crush orks. It'll be a shorter distance but you'll have to dodge around the bigger trees making the trip more difficult.

With the shortcut you are 235 meters from your poor, stranded, and stupid allies now. Except Gil who is right next to you.

Forest 0 meter line
Fortress 100 meter line
Richie 52 meters from Fortress Running
Eltiazh In Forest Behind Cover 103 meters from fortress
Bahzil In Forest Behind Cover
Gretchen 0 Meters from fortress
Ork 0 Meters from fortress
Other Orks- Clearly present but not available for shooting at you.
300 meters from Fortress, Railroad clearing/APC entrance. At the 100 meter from fortress mark you would be 123 meters from the ground team, if that makes any sense.
Grace Chimera 220 meters from fortress
NPC APCs 240 meters from fortress
Wall Ork 2 0 Meters from Fortress
Wall Kannon 1 0 Meters from fortress (Dismount side)
Wall Kannon 2 0 Meters from fortress (APC side)
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #417 on: July 13, 2022, 11:30:30 am »

blast the wall cannon closest to us with the multilas. 
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #418 on: July 13, 2022, 12:25:36 pm »

blast the wall cannon closest to us with the multilas. 

As your chimera took a detour into the jungle, there are a significant number of trees between you and your target. Said trees bravely give their lives to protect their Ork brethren from las fire. All your shots fall into the jungle rather than the kannon.
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Re: Only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!(IC)
« Reply #419 on: July 13, 2022, 01:03:57 pm »

((Do I have to maintain prescience as my first half action or does it just matter that I do it at some point during my turn?))
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