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Scoops Novel

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A(n)(insert patron) walks into a bar...
« on: May 16, 2022, 12:52:50 pm »
Finish the joke.

An octopus walks into a bar...
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King Zultan

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Re: A(n)(insert patron) walks into a bar...
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2022, 02:47:17 am »
Quote from: Novel on May 16, 2022, 12:52:50 pm
An octopus walks into a bar...
poor sod never realized it was a sushi bar.


A priest walks into a bar...
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

EuchreJack

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Re: A(n)(insert patron) walks into a bar...
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2022, 06:05:09 pm »
Quote from: King Zultan on May 17, 2022, 02:47:17 am
A priest walks into a bar...
"Sorry, I thought you were a choir boy!"

An Elephant wants into a bar...
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Re: A(n)(insert patron) walks into a bar...
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2022, 08:18:59 pm »
Quote from: EuchreJack on May 17, 2022, 06:05:09 pm
An Elephant wants into a bar...

…and the bartender says “You look a little long in the nose!”



A bar walks into a bar…
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

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Re: A(n)(insert patron) walks into a bar...
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2022, 08:43:53 pm »
And unloads it’s clip into a couple of nazis

Urist MacMiner walks into a bar
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King Zultan

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Re: A(n)(insert patron) walks into a bar...
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2022, 03:51:04 am »
Quote from: TheRedwolf on May 17, 2022, 08:43:53 pm
Urist MacMiner walks into a bar
And complains about how he hurt head on it.


Adolf Hitler walks into a bar...
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Maximum Spin

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Re: A(n)(insert patron) walks into a bar...
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2022, 04:34:39 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on May 18, 2022, 03:51:04 am
Adolf Hitler walks into a bar...
...declares a revolution, and rallies the crowd to march on the Feldhernhalle in an attempt to take over Bavaria and ultimately overthrow the Weimar Republic. This is unsuccessful, but then a few years later they decide to go ahead and just give him the Republic as a consolation prize.

A bat walks into a bar...
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Scoops Novel

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Re: A(n)(insert patron) walks into a bar...
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2022, 06:25:17 pm »
which turns out to be a bat who misread the last latter.

Neo and the Tau walk into a bar...
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BlackPaladin99

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Re: A(n)(insert patron) walks into a bar...
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2022, 08:46:27 pm »
that looks like it hurt


You all walked into a bar
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We're talking about partially sapient undead spaghetti here, you can probably instruct it to only strangle specific diners.

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: A(n)(insert patron) walks into a bar...
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2022, 12:34:22 am »
Now there’s only one of y’all!



A dwarf, an elf, and human walk into a bar…
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

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Re: A(n)(insert patron) walks into a bar...
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2022, 08:46:29 am »
The elf orders the cat steak special with a tall glass of strawberry wine. “It’s good for the keen mind,” she says.
The dwarf orders the cat steak special with a large mug of dwarves ale, “It’s good for lustrous hair,” he says.
The human sighs, “Oh, they meant eating cats.”


An “ow that hurt” punchline walks into a bar…
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King Zultan

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Re: A(n)(insert patron) walks into a bar...
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2022, 03:11:32 am »
It doesn't even get to say ow before it's killed by the Browning Automatic Rifle.


An actually good punchline walks into a bar....
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

brewer bob

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Re: A(n)(insert patron) walks into a bar...
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2022, 09:43:10 am »
...and everybody laughs at it... Except that one guy who doesn't get it.

A necromancer, philanthropist and the Pope walk into a bar...
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Re: A(n)(insert patron) walks into a bar...
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2022, 09:53:47 am »
...stressed out at his having to fulfill three such a strange mix of vocations, simultaneously.

A surrealist walks into a bar...
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