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What's the most egotistical possible description of yourself?
« on: April 07, 2022, 10:15:22 am »
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Re: What's the most egotistical possible description of yourself?
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2022, 10:22:10 am »
I am the peak of excelence.
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Re: What's the most egotistical possible description of yourself?
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2022, 10:29:19 am »
It is hard to beat king Louis 14e:

L'etat, c'est moi.
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Re: What's the most egotistical possible description of yourself?
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2022, 11:10:46 am »
Quote from: Magmacube_tr on April 07, 2022, 10:22:10 am
I am the peak of excelence.

Excel-ence, or excellence? Nevermind, it would be both wouldn't it.
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Re: What's the most egotistical possible description of yourself?
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2022, 11:45:43 am »
The coolest cripple on Earth.
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Re: What's the most egotistical possible description of yourself?
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2022, 04:15:36 pm »
I just devoured my rightful share of the universe
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Re: What's the most egotistical possible description of yourself?
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2022, 03:18:18 am »
I'm as good at solopsism as the next man!
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Re: What's the most egotistical possible description of yourself?
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2022, 08:28:40 am »
Coolest of cripples: what's cool?
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Re: What's the most egotistical possible description of yourself?
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2022, 10:09:22 am »
Quote from: vcd14 on April 08, 2022, 09:26:05 am
I'm God's personal creation
I know, I fired her for that. You are the reason God's a homeless hooker now

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Re: What's the most egotistical possible description of yourself?
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2022, 01:56:02 pm »
Quote from: vcd14 on April 08, 2022, 12:54:51 pm
I will give you time to hug your loved ones.
I don't own any loved ones. Where can you buy those?
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Re: What's the most egotistical possible description of yourself?
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2022, 06:05:42 pm »
A philosopher in the making.
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Re: What's the most egotistical possible description of yourself?
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2022, 02:32:27 am »
I'm the best rat king, all the other rat kings are piles of shit compared to me!
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Re: What's the most egotistical possible description of yourself?
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2022, 04:56:11 am »
Quote from: vcd14 on April 08, 2022, 12:54:51 pm
Well after creating me God realized there's no point to being God and gave up.

Unfortunately due to my amazing intelligence (50000 IQ) and utter lack of social skills (I am an authright ancap INTJ based Sigma chad silty loam igneous self-made CEO entrepreneur homo sapiens male and therefore do not need social skills) I am unable to perceive irony or sarcasm, as a result I have felt free to portray you as a soyjack. I will give you time to hug your loved ones.
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Re: What's the most egotistical possible description of yourself?
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2022, 06:11:51 pm »
I am so attractive it hurts.

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Re: What's the most egotistical possible description of yourself?
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2022, 05:26:41 am »
I'm too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
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