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[Scoops Novel]

What does that say about god?

[martinuzz]

He should be afraid of zombies

[EuchreJack]

I don't think most Theologies would accept that God is the brain, as human brains only have conscious control a small part of what our bodies do.

[MrRoboto75]

I don't think most Theologies would accept that God is the brain, as human brains only have conscious control a small part of what our bodies do.

God can't even control deez nuts smh

[voliol]

 God is like Krang and all is good in the world.

I too am interested in the pre-simplified version of this. I don’t think it can be any older religion such as the Abrahamitics or Buddhism, since the didn’t know what the brain did back during the makings of their theological foundations.

[brewer bob]

So, does this mean that when I drink beer it is God who gets drunk?

[McTraveller]

I don't understand the premise here.  What do you mean by "the" brain? Do you mean a particular brain? Do you mean that everyone's brains are effectively gods?

This seems like an ill-defined premise.

[MrRoboto75]

So, does this mean that when I drink beer it is God who gets drunk?

Hangovers are God's punishment.  God is your liver.

[Egan_BW]

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[King Zultan]

Does this mean The Brain from Pinkie and The Brain is god?

[MaxTheFox]

I don't understand the premise here.  What do you mean by "the" brain? Do you mean a particular brain? Do you mean that everyone's brains are effectively gods?

This seems like an ill-defined premise.

Yes. This is a confusing thread. What does it even mean...?

[Cthulhu]

What if we say god is the teeth?

What if we say god is the hair?

What if we say god is a specific plant somewhere

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[KittyTac]

What if we say god is the teeth?

What if we say god is the hair?

What if we say god is a specific plant somewhere

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God is clearly a shoe. Or a pair of shoes.

[EuchreJack]

What if we say god is the teeth?

What if we say god is the hair?

What if we say god is a specific plant somewhere

On mobile your signature didn't have the line separating it from the rest of the post.

God is clearly a shoe. Or a pair of shoes.

God is CLEARLY the RIGHT SHOE.  All who disagree must be burned at the stake, ESPECIALLY those filthy Left Shoe God worshipers!