Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 38 39 [40] 41 42 ... 48

Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!  (Read 32319 times)

King Zultan

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #585 on: September 20, 2022, 01:04:30 am »

AB
Logged
The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Haspen

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cthuwu
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #586 on: September 21, 2022, 10:02:44 am »

You decide to write a letter while you send an envoy to the Cartel to provide quality goldworks for the Crown.

Quote
6*

As you seal the letter with hot black wax and impress your ring into it, you are sure that it is the best you could do, explaining your feelings and emotions to the young maiden and informing her brother of the proposal.

810 AD, Midsummer

Quote
5

When the Marshal appears to talk with you, so does the Spymaster, leaving the shadows he was hidden in.

"M'liege." He tips his hat.

"My lord!" Says the Marshal. "Our Army grows in numbers week by week thanks to the funds we're obtained from the Treasury. We might have double the ranks at the end of this year."

"My liege, important information I have received from my agents: King Memech of Gon has met with envoys of Trist and Forc at the start of this Summer few times."

"And?"

"He has turned them away each time, and they left complaining about his hospitality." The Spymaster smiles insidiously.

"The rulers of Forc and Trist stand alone, this means!" The Marshal places his hands on his waist, the cape blowing behind him majestically. "And if they do, we ought to stomp them before they find support elsewhere!"

A) "Lets wait for the response to my letter first, we might avoid bloodshed altogether."
B) "You are right! The letter will confuse them, and in meanwhile we will already be deep into their borderlands!"
Logged
SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES

  • Bay Watcher
  • [JUDGMENT INTENSIFIES]
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #587 on: September 21, 2022, 10:37:55 am »

A
Logged

ZBridges

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #588 on: September 21, 2022, 10:43:37 am »

A
Logged

Kashyyk

  • Bay Watcher
  • One letter short of a wookie
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #589 on: September 21, 2022, 11:15:52 am »

A
Logged

Superdorf

  • Bay Watcher
  • Soothly we live in mighty years!
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #590 on: September 21, 2022, 11:49:15 am »

A

Our army is strong enough now, that we can always respond in force should rival kingdoms attack. Might as well play for the win-win in the meantime.
Logged
Falling angel met the rising ape, and the sound it made was

klonk
tormenting the player is important
Sigtext

Weirdsound

  • Bay Watcher
  • Whoosh!
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #591 on: September 21, 2022, 11:49:48 am »

A
Logged

Haspen

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cthuwu
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #592 on: September 21, 2022, 03:33:01 pm »

"There's no need to be so hasty. You ought to have your men at the ready, but we must first await the response from King Tastan to the letter I have sent. We might avoid bloodshed altogether." The Spymaster and the Marshal bow and return to their works.

810 AD, Autumn

Silver bullion caravan from far southwest has arrived early once again!

Praised be hardworking Gonians!

810 AD, Mid-Autumn

On a particularly warm day, when you think it will be simple and easy day of governance, the gate guards approach you.

"My liege! Two groups of people ask for audience with you."

"Who they be?"

"A group of Pantheonist priests concerned about the worshippers of the Shepherd. The other group is a group of soldiers, escorting a noble lady from a foreign land, but they refused to say more."

A) "Wait, since when we have a foreign religion operating in my Kingdom? I must speak with the Pantheonists at once!"
B) "A noble lady from a foreign land? Bring her and her people in, this is most unusual occurence!"
Logged
SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Kashyyk

  • Bay Watcher
  • One letter short of a wookie
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #593 on: September 21, 2022, 03:43:32 pm »

A - Internal problems first
Logged

ZBridges

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #594 on: September 21, 2022, 04:08:21 pm »

A
Logged

Glass

  • Bay Watcher
  • Also known as the Chroniqler
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #595 on: September 21, 2022, 04:10:15 pm »

A

What even is this Shepherd religion?
Logged
Quote from: FallacyOfUrist (on Discord, 11/15/21)
Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

Weirdsound

  • Bay Watcher
  • Whoosh!
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #596 on: September 21, 2022, 04:28:02 pm »

A
Logged

Haspen

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cthuwu
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #597 on: September 21, 2022, 04:38:27 pm »

Curious about the new religion, you decide to speak with the priests.

"The Shepherds have crossed every line of decency, my liege!" The leader of the priestly group says, and his colleagues murmur in agreement. "For times untold those worshipping others than the Pantheon were to go to our altars and deposit their prayers. And what did the foreigners do? They've bought an inn and furnished it into a temple, where they worship their Shepherd, so-called divine protector of all!"

"What's this Shepherding abaut?" The priest glares at you.

"My liege, five years ago you yourself allowed the goat-herders from the south-east to settle in our kingdom, and they've brought their religion with them! And they were fine to worship at our temples, alas, they did the blasphemy nobody dared in centuries! They ought to be punished, for their endanger stability and unity of Bailemarrian peoples!"

A) "Heathens undermining our peace! Rest assured my soldiers and officials will take care of them!"
B) "Eh, its just one temple. How bad could it get, really?"
C) "They ought to have freedom of worship, yet they should remain adjacent to our culture and laws! Let me send for their leaders to discuss this matter!"
Logged
SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Weirdsound

  • Bay Watcher
  • Whoosh!
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #598 on: September 21, 2022, 04:43:54 pm »

B for now. Not sure if we want to deal with a diverse multi-religion realm in the long run, but lets not stir up internal strife until we know the foreign situation is addressed.
Logged

Glass

  • Bay Watcher
  • Also known as the Chroniqler
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #599 on: September 21, 2022, 05:15:26 pm »

C

Charisma HOOOOOOOOOO-
« Last Edit: September 21, 2022, 06:04:10 pm by Glass »
Logged
Quote from: FallacyOfUrist (on Discord, 11/15/21)
Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.
Pages: 1 ... 38 39 [40] 41 42 ... 48