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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!  (Read 32360 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #495 on: September 11, 2022, 09:49:36 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #496 on: September 11, 2022, 10:09:28 am »

You order that a splendid sarcophagus is made for Milka's body. The Treasurer grumbles a bit.

Your noblemen grumble a bit more.

808 AD, Mid-Spring

Milka's body is put to eternal rest, the old casket replaced with peachstone sarcophagus, expertly carved and decorated by the local masonry masters.

808 AD, Summer

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A letter from the gold mines has arrived; in it, the manager mentions that his workers have been able to clear the mines and once again begin digging out gold ores. The delay in their work also became a delay in the yearly deliveries; and they have been re-scheduled, starting with next Spring.

808 AD, Midsummer

Your wife has freshly passed away, and yet...

"Marry another?" You ask the courtiers, who all nod in agreement.

"Although this should be a year of mourning, as customary, it is a bit jarring that, a young monarch like you, sits in the throne room, and one of the thrones is vacant and void. Perhaps your Highness would consider marrying a woman of proper standing to become the new Queen of Bailemarr, and to be at your side?"

A) "Out of the question."
B) "A marriage in the year of mourning will bring bad luck upon my family. Let's talk this some other time."
C) "Fine, I guess you are right - I need a new queen!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #497 on: September 11, 2022, 10:33:10 am »

B  - We already have 6 children, of which five are sons. This is not a pressing issue
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #498 on: September 11, 2022, 10:53:58 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #499 on: September 11, 2022, 11:27:19 am »

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« Reply #500 on: September 11, 2022, 11:27:53 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #501 on: September 11, 2022, 11:45:39 am »

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Have you no shame? She just died and you guys already trying to get with another a babe, cmon. We stopped being a glutton for her, we had like 10 kids together, surely more time to grieve is necessary?


(Our luck is incredible btw, also I’m pretty sure the lucky trait only effects are events that directly effect us, which is why it didn’t work on our wife)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #502 on: September 11, 2022, 12:31:37 pm »

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Have you no shame? She just died and you guys already trying to get with another a babe, cmon.
We are literally not. That would be voting C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #503 on: September 11, 2022, 12:35:58 pm »

You angrily tell the courtiers that the time is not right yet.

They drop the issue, for now.

808 AD, Autumn

The delegates from the Cartel of the Golden Arms arrives to talk business with you - the money laden wagons accompany them.

"Greetings, our most illustrious, prodigious liege! Your Majesty, we have heard that our rich kingdom has recently obtained access to the silver of the Gon. There are many valuable and ornamental alloys that can be made of gold and silver, so we would be greatly interested in obtaining further priviledges in handling both gold and silver of the Kingdom. We could produce great works of metallic art and we are ready to share profits and glory with the royal Treasury."

A) "Nuh-uh, you are the Cartel of Golden Arms, stay away from my silver!"
B) "Sure thing, as long as the money keeps flowing."
C) "You know what, I actually was going to say that you're no longer my best friends! Begone!"
D) "Only if you get me more money than before. And I mean, much more!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #504 on: September 11, 2022, 01:08:20 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #505 on: September 11, 2022, 01:28:30 pm »

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You're getting privileges because you're supposed to be more profitable for us than letting others do it. If you can't manage that, then you don't deserve the privileges.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #506 on: September 11, 2022, 01:57:36 pm »

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We are a CHA character. Might as well negotiate.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #507 on: September 11, 2022, 04:21:58 pm »

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Give us more money before we make you guys normal citizens. You want privilege, you pay for privilege.


(Jesus, we’ve turned this dude so obsessed with mommy, I wouldn’t be surprised if we get a greedy trait or something)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #508 on: September 11, 2022, 04:28:46 pm »

Our economy is perpetually lagging behind everything else, we’re not obsessed with money, we’re trying to keep the kingdom operational.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #509 on: September 11, 2022, 04:35:59 pm »

I’m just talking about the amount of money options chosen
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