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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!  (Read 32337 times)

Glass

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #240 on: April 22, 2022, 03:16:16 pm »

B
This is a public feast, wherein participating alongside everybody else is not merely indulgence, but in fact an activity of great political import. Nay, we shan't abstain from partaking of this meal, even if we must from so many others.


D. Let's get rid of our gluttony.
« Last Edit: April 23, 2022, 11:17:15 am by Glass »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #241 on: April 22, 2022, 03:21:59 pm »

B
This is a public feast, wherein participating alongside everybody else is not merely indulgence, but in fact an activity of great political import. Nay, we shan't abstain from partaking of this meal, even if we must from so many others.
To be fair I dont think the problem is really that we are eating food but that we are gorging on food like a bloody pig because of the gluttonous trait we got awhile back I think she is trying to help us get rid of that trait ultimately before we eat ourselves to death
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #242 on: April 22, 2022, 03:30:14 pm »

Hmn. Fair.


I did tell you guys not to pick that option, so we're all clear.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #243 on: April 22, 2022, 03:56:37 pm »

D


We better get a blessed by the pantheon trait for this
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #244 on: April 22, 2022, 10:56:24 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #245 on: April 23, 2022, 01:07:15 am »

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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #246 on: April 23, 2022, 01:10:18 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #247 on: April 23, 2022, 08:33:09 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #248 on: April 24, 2022, 03:29:04 am »

bb
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The courtiers seated nearby murmur and giggle when you put away the dishes. You settle on some roasted chicken and blackbread for the rest of the night.

803 AD, Autumn

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A report arrives from the city of Blabh.

Most of the golden spine was melted down and given away to some citizens. The remainder was made into payments for workers and artisans who worked on rebuilding the damaged areas.

You wager it could've been spent better, but oh well.

803 AD, Mid-Autumn

You wake up, but something's changed.

Usually, when its time to get up, you feel that pit of hunger in your stomach, usually demanding a thick porridge with beans and tubers, a platter of cooked meats, and at least three mugs of juice.

Today's different, and even after you go to kitchen, all you eat is some bread, a plate of scrambled eggs and just one mug of juice - and your stomach is already full and you're content with the meal, to the bewilderment of the kitchen servants who got used to the size of your breakfast.

You return to your quarters, and Milka and the kids are still sleeping.

Was this your wife's doing? Or the Pantheon's?



Congratulations! Velarien has lost the glutton negative trait!



803 AD, Late Autumn

Vingirius Levos, a fabled swordsmaster from the west, has arrived in the capital. Having bested the best of adventurers and guards present in the city rather effortlessly (causing dozens of injuries and three deaths so far), he has arrived under the palace gate, yelling.

"People of Bailemarr have presented no skilled fighters, either born of this land or arriving from abroad. Where, I dare say, is the man that can best me? Is this Kingdom full of weak-armed men and untrained rabble? Or can I at least find some satisfying match with one of this country's rulers and leaders?" He stands proudly, wearing naught but tunic, pants, and the belt with his nasty-looking axe.

Your courtiers murmur, looking at each other, and its obvious that none of them are particularily eager to face Vingirius. You grimace, wondering if the swordmaster's words are actually true.

A) Send a random guy.
B) Send the Marshal. He is in charge of the Army, he must know how to duel well, right? Right??
C) Just ignore the swordmaster, he will get tired and leave, eventually.
D) "Cowards! I will go forth and duel Vingirius myself to show you how's it done!!"
E) "If he thinks our men aren't good enough, then we shall see how well he can train them himself!"
« Last Edit: April 25, 2022, 09:00:14 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #249 on: April 24, 2022, 04:08:11 am »

C - Let's not get axe murdered right after all our hard work learning how to eat in moderation
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #250 on: April 24, 2022, 11:40:13 am »

B A is funny to me but isnt going to win so I shall instead go with B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #251 on: April 24, 2022, 12:13:40 pm »

C

If he’s so disappointed in our national swordsmanship levels, he can go start a school or something.

Maybe we could hire him to tutor our kids once they’re old enough.

EDIT: Ahahahahaha, yes! E!
« Last Edit: April 25, 2022, 09:02:47 am by Glass »
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I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #252 on: April 24, 2022, 04:48:37 pm »

B

Completely ignoring logistics and battlefield utility, if our Marshal fails to take down this challenger, they never deserved to be our Marshal in the first place! Muahahahaha!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #253 on: April 24, 2022, 07:20:36 pm »

The opportunity to replace our marshal with this guy by virtue of Highlander rules would be pretty funny, yeah. E.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #254 on: April 25, 2022, 12:47:41 am »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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