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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!  (Read 32339 times)

Kilojoule Proton

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #120 on: April 07, 2022, 11:15:55 pm »

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King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #121 on: April 08, 2022, 12:53:56 am »

C Gotta find that special seed.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #122 on: April 09, 2022, 12:21:49 am »

C It's been a while since I've participated...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #123 on: April 09, 2022, 01:46:44 am »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #124 on: April 09, 2022, 03:48:25 pm »

You ignore the nicely-looking sunflowers, and for a brief moment you wonder how even sunflowers are capable to thrive in such a cold and rocky place.

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You rake the black dirt with a branch and quite quickly disturb a seed out of its hiding place. It's shaped like a crescent, and has a silvery shine to it, but different than that of sunflower seeds.

Suddenly, you hear shuffling sounds behind you. You turn around - the sunflowers have uprooted themselves! Flailing their leafy appendages, the sunflower-men approach you menacingly, no doubt to stop you from leaving with the seed.

A) These are just overgrown sunflowers! I will cut them down like the weed they are!
B) I will not be strangled by these animated plants! I must find a way out of this place, and fast.
C) Well, if they're alive, maybe they're also intelligent? Maybe they can understand human language?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #125 on: April 09, 2022, 03:56:19 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #126 on: April 09, 2022, 04:43:38 pm »

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Also, if negotiations break down, sunflowers have no muscles or tendons so unless some magic bullshit is enhancing them they should be fairly easy to beat
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #127 on: April 09, 2022, 04:57:35 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #129 on: April 10, 2022, 01:45:38 am »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #130 on: April 10, 2022, 02:29:36 am »

C - Those impure of Heart will die on the mountain. Pretty sure fighting or fleeing are impure, so...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #131 on: April 10, 2022, 08:17:35 am »

C - Those impure of Heart will die on the mountain. Pretty sure fighting or fleeing are impure, so...
Wait, why? I could see fleeing - "losing heart" - but heart is generally associated with courage and fortitude, yes?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #132 on: April 10, 2022, 03:31:38 pm »

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You are the Velarax. You speak to the trees. :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #133 on: April 10, 2022, 03:58:11 pm »

You decide to persuade the flowers to let you pass.

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The oversized sunflowers flail their stalks menacingly in response. You need to think fast...

A) Run bravely the other way!
B) Heroically fight the sunflowers!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #134 on: April 10, 2022, 04:03:28 pm »

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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.
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