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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!  (Read 32326 times)

King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #555 on: September 15, 2022, 03:05:42 am »

Why not both? C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #556 on: September 15, 2022, 04:33:33 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #557 on: September 15, 2022, 07:28:37 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #558 on: September 15, 2022, 07:55:12 am »

heehee, beard yoink

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #559 on: September 15, 2022, 08:47:44 am »

You agree to sponsor some festivals for the commoners, and put some money away to hire mercenaries for the Army.

810 AD, Spring

"An alliance? Against my kingdom??"

"Alas, this be truth, my liege." The Spymaster tips his hat. "My agents working abroad just sent me a warning about such a nasty plot brewing outside our borders."

"Who's preparing to strike us?" The Advisor asks, while the Spymaster unfurls the scroll in his hands.

"Two Kingdoms - Trist and Forc. Apparently, Princess Talia of Forc, having married the recently enthroned King Tastan of Trist, is collaborating with him and her elder brothers to strike at our lovely kingdom." You furrow your brows.

"For what purpose?" The Spymaster smiles sadly.

"My agents weren't able to ascertain. However, our Army isn't as it was before, our territory is vast and our resources rather limited. Perhaps to steal land or riches from us. Perhaps to kick us down a bit. Who knows but them." The Advisor strokes his beard thoughtfully, and then grumbles.

"And what about Memech of Gon?" The Spymaster shrugs.

"Not a word, yet, but I will have agents sent to ascertain what he is plotting, too." You dismiss the Spymaster, who leaves to do his job.

Distressted, the Advisor turns to you. "My liege, all these little kingdoms are in north and west of us. Each one is rather small and unremarkable but I would like to remind you that even the indomitable Saint Fray fell before the might of the three enemies who ambushed him on the Fefhyrllach Bridge. I would err on the side of caution and assume Memech, having been forced to give parts of his homeland at the end of our last war, isn't going to show up as our friend when the other two monarchs come knocking at our gates."

A) "You're overreacting. Let's wait for Spymaster's agents to bring us more information, especially about King Memech of Gon."
B) "Call the Marshal and ready the Army! They won't attack us because I will attack them first!!"
C) "We better prepare for the worst. Tell the Treasurer to deliver even more money to the Army, we need recruits and weapons, stat!"
« Last Edit: September 15, 2022, 09:06:06 am by Haspen »
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« Reply #560 on: September 15, 2022, 08:52:12 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #561 on: September 15, 2022, 09:21:42 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #562 on: September 15, 2022, 11:29:37 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #563 on: September 15, 2022, 12:27:44 pm »

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Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #564 on: September 15, 2022, 01:17:52 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #565 on: September 15, 2022, 02:22:55 pm »

Can't stop the C train.
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King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #566 on: September 16, 2022, 01:05:51 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #567 on: September 16, 2022, 03:35:31 am »

You tell the Advisor to send Treasurer with extra money to the Marshal. Bailemarrian army might need it soon!

810 AD, Mid-Spring

"Haven't we been over this already?" The courtiers murmur and cough at your annoyed tone of voice, filling the audience hall with noise.

"Yes, but that was in the year of mourning." One of them raises his voice. "And that year has long passed. The Queen's throne is vacant. The Kingdom needs a queen, and you, my liege, need a good wife!" Other courtiers murmur and nod in agreement.

A) "No, I shall never remarry!"
B) "We will talk about this next year."
C) "Alright then, find a Queen for my Kingdom!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #568 on: September 16, 2022, 03:39:25 am »

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« Reply #569 on: September 16, 2022, 03:47:09 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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