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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!  (Read 32352 times)

Glass

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #510 on: September 11, 2022, 04:39:03 pm »

Yes, because the kingdom doesn’t have much money.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #511 on: September 11, 2022, 04:46:34 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #512 on: September 11, 2022, 04:56:11 pm »

You attempt to persuade them to give you more money for this priviledge.

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"My liege, while we will of course share the profits with you, you can't expect us to cough up money from our own pockets, that's just ignoble!"

A) "You're staying away from my silver deposits, then!"
B) "Alright, have it your way, just remember about profit sharing!"
C) "I had enough of this insolence. Say goodbye to your priviledges! Now, begone!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #513 on: September 11, 2022, 05:19:24 pm »

Our economy is perpetually lagging behind everything else, we’re not obsessed with money, we’re trying to keep the kingdom operational.
To be fair that's cause we decided to blow our entire treasury on a necklace that makes arrows not kill us (I did speak out against buying it) also seems our amazing war luck is finally starting to run out.

A gotta spend money to make money as they say and if they wont play ball then no deal. Besides cant give em too many monopolies that will probably backfire in the long term.
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Glass

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #514 on: September 11, 2022, 05:33:23 pm »

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When you can start bringing in the profits that you claimed you could with gold, on time, then you can start having access to the silver.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #515 on: September 11, 2022, 06:20:56 pm »

I’m still shocked you guys decided to blow our entire treasury on a amulet that is only useful in wars.

Wars that we barely ever attend.

Wars that are only somewhat survivable with the martial trait or insane amounts of luck. A trait we don’t have and luck is unreliable at best.


We should’ve gotten something that played to out strengths, like asking for a bracelet that makes people more receptive to obeying our commands or something.


Also, the amulet only works on arrows, not even projectiles in general. Which sucksss

Also also, we got that amulet a past game. Don’t see the point of getting the same thing twice, kinda boring

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Glass

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #516 on: September 11, 2022, 06:30:33 pm »

1. The amulet does in fact work on projectiles in general.
2. The amulet happened over ten pages and about four months ago.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #517 on: September 11, 2022, 06:37:05 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #518 on: September 12, 2022, 12:53:31 am »

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« Reply #519 on: September 12, 2022, 03:02:32 am »

"You're staying away from my silver, then, now go!" The Cartel members grumble and leave, their coin-laden wagons staying behind with you.

808 AD, Winter

The caravan with silver from the far southwest arrives.

"What is the cause of the delay?" You ask the leader of the caravan, and he bows his head.

"The roads have their accidents, my liege, and the journey took longer than our optimistic overseer back at the mines thought it would." You dismiss him - at least the silver is here.

808 AD, Midwinter

Your youngest son, Havar, catches the dreaded swamp fever, that kills 8 out of 10 sick children and leaves another one crippled.

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Unfortunately, the little one wasn't special, and the sickness claimed his life.

808 AD, End of the Year

The Advisor arrives, as always, to deliver you the Scrolls on the very last day of the year.

Happiness: 5
Population: 4
Economy: 3
Army: 4

"The Treasurer worries that the tax on the Cartel and the bullion from silver mines might not be adequate in covering various expenses that pop up, consistently, year by year, my liege."

"Oh, now he dislikes the Cartel?" The Advisor strokes his beard.

"He cares for his ledgers, not ledgers of others, sire. He wonders if perhaps something could be done to fill our Treasury a little bit more, a little bit faster?"

A) "We're fine, I told you before."
B) "Fine, lets raise taxes for a year."
C) "Fine, dismiss mercenaries from our army."
D) "Fine... send a message to the Cartel. We will have a little talk about their usefulness."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #520 on: September 12, 2022, 03:13:43 am »

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« Reply #521 on: September 12, 2022, 03:26:12 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #522 on: September 12, 2022, 04:32:58 am »

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« Reply #523 on: September 12, 2022, 04:47:46 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #524 on: September 12, 2022, 05:11:01 am »

We need moar monez
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