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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!  (Read 32361 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #480 on: September 10, 2022, 10:51:15 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #481 on: September 11, 2022, 01:33:19 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #482 on: September 11, 2022, 01:57:36 am »



*desk slams*



You announce that you will pursue the White Stag yourself!

The chase takes you through the forest, into the parts you rarely, if ever, visited, visited by yourself before, but finally, you catch the mighty beast at the edge of a cliff, overlooking a small river.

"Wielder of hurtful metal, stop!" You hear a voice inside your head as the White Stag! "I am but a guest within this being's body. I am Kiardane, the protector of forests and trees. If you kill this creature, you shall kill me, as this is how this world works. Spare this creature, spare me, and I shall bestow upon you a gift unseen by your kind."

A) That sounds interesting, go on!
B) Yeah yeah, you're a magical spirit, and I'm a hunter! *twang*
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #483 on: September 11, 2022, 02:01:15 am »

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« Reply #484 on: September 11, 2022, 02:32:27 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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« Reply #485 on: September 11, 2022, 02:33:26 am »

You lower your bow and arrow, and the White Stag turns to you.

"As I promised, I shall grant you a gift. A gift of your choice: do you crave Power, or desire Knowledge?"

A) "Power!"
B) "Knowledge!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #486 on: September 11, 2022, 02:40:09 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #487 on: September 11, 2022, 02:59:59 am »

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Probably going to need power to fend off Memech's inevitable campaign of vengeance.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #488 on: September 11, 2022, 03:43:55 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #489 on: September 11, 2022, 04:19:53 am »

"Power!" The White Stag bows his head.

Suddenly you scream and fall off your horse, alien words and sentences flooding into your head. Soon these alien words have perfect meaning, and you realize they are terms and definitions, explanations and rituals, names and actions. All things on earth and under it have been explained to you, and you feel a connection with your Gods stronger than ever, as if Pantheon itself has smiled down upon you today.



Congratulations! Velarien has received the Gifted (+Wise, +Lucky) trait!



You don't remember much more. The first thing you remember clearly is laying down on the bed in your palace, watched over your healers and wife.

When you tell them that you've found the White Stag and spoken to you, your noblemen are confused.

"But my liege, we found you huddled over a tree root, with your horse standing right next to you. We thought you fell off..."

A few days later, your wife Milka gives birth to a child! It's a rather large and fat boy that she decided to name 'Havar', after one of her grandfathers.

807 AD, Mid-Autumn

The Cartel of Golden Arms, or rather its money, have made its way to the palace. You note the lack of punctuality of the merchants with a little anger.

But, at least they are paying.

807 AD, Winter

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A letter from the gold mines arrives! The workers that were trying to clear the tunnels have inadverently caused another cave-in, and several houses and buildings near the mines have been damaged by a rockfall that occured moments later. The manager believes it will take several more months before there will be a chance to resume digging for gold ore.

807 AD, Midwinter

Another letter comes, this time from the your newest territories to the south-west. Bandits, rebels and deserters that plagued the countryside have been dealt with or moved away after learning of your victory. The overseer of the mines reports that they should have enough silver ore to send over, and that you should expect a caravan somewhere around Autumn next year!

807 AD, End of the Year

The Advisor brings to you the Scrolls of Kingdom Status, and spreads them on your desk.

Happiness: 5
Population: 4
Economy: 2
Army: 4

"The censuses of the southwest have arrived just in time for me to add them to the Scrolls, my liege." He says, stroking his beard. "Except our economical ratings, all is well in the Kingdom. Shall we perhaps fill our Treasury some more?"

A) "A good idea! Keep the taxes raised for another year!"
B) "A good idea! Get rid of mercenaries in our army!"
C) "Naw, we gucci!"
« Last Edit: September 11, 2022, 04:23:51 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #490 on: September 11, 2022, 04:28:14 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #491 on: September 11, 2022, 05:13:58 am »

C - We're expecting a nice tithe to come in over the next year, so we should be fine
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #492 on: September 11, 2022, 06:08:14 am »

You decide that all is well.

808 AD, Spring

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Your wife Milka falls sick over course of few days, her symptons akin to a winter cold, but the intensity of them and their sudden onset worry your healers greatly.


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You hold your wife's hand. It is cold to the touch.

Her eyes are closed and her skin is pale like snow. The healers were unable to cure her cold, and they've tried potions and herbs both reliable and exotic.

Milka has perished, and your heart feels empty and torn asunder. Atlarien, who didn't want to leave his mother's side for past few days, is bawling his eyes out.

A) "Only the most opulent of tombs is fit to hold her delicate body."
B) "She will have her own, luxurious sarcophagus in the royal tomb."
C) "No grave or tomb or marking stone can replace her image."
« Last Edit: September 11, 2022, 06:10:15 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #493 on: September 11, 2022, 06:12:17 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #494 on: September 11, 2022, 06:50:13 am »

B - Well, this wasn't very lucky  :'(
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