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[Kilojoule Proton]

B

[King Zultan]

B

[Prophet]

B Whether it ends bad or good, the Dwarves always make things fun in SPAMKINGDOM games. 

[Knightwing64]

A


I’m not against the dwarfs exactly… but they have extreme asshole tendencies. I can’t remember a time where we befriended the dwarfs and it didn’t fuck us over.

[Kashyyk]

B - We just want an artifact or something. Don't need to accept colonists

[Haspen]

You grant the dwarves an audience.

They're hairy, smelly, and wear thick cloaks and coats of green, brown, and black dyes. Their leader wears a simple amulet on his neck, shaped akin to a hammer.

"Greetings, king of humans. We, the dwarves of Akostlibash in far east, have heard of the richness of this plain, and thus came to offer our services. We heard the histories of your deeds and we know that you are a man of persuasion and speech, and that your land is void of violence. For the latter one should be always prepared. A king leads in the field his armies, so we think that an amulet that turns arrows and javelins with ill intent away from your body would be good for you, yes?"

A) "An amulet that deflects arrows? I need no such thing, begone!"
B) "What kind of payment for your services we're talking about?"
C) "Sounds nice! Make me such an amulet and I will reward you accordingly!"
D) "I don't need such an item. Can't you make me something else?"

[Knightwing64]

D

[Maximum Spin]

B

[Pavellius]

D

[Kilojoule Proton]

B

[Prophet]

B

[King Zultan]

B

[Fluffe9911]

Cant wait for us to deny this and down the line have to face a army that uses nothing but bow and arrows. B

[Haspen]

"What kind of payment we're talking about?" The dwarven leader bows his head.

"Your wealth of your Treasury, of course. We have already prepared a satisfactory price for our services and rendered it upon this scroll." He hands the scroll to the Treasurer who reads it, with the Advisor looking over his shoulder.

"My liege! This will leave our Treasury empty! At least until gold from the mines arrives..."

"If you're unwilling to pay today, we can agree on a contract to come collect from your descendants or successors 40 years from now." Says the dwarven leader a moment later.

A) "Fine then! Make me an artifact and in 40 years, you shall have your gold."
B) "Preposterous! I will never pay such a price, leave now!"
C) "Make me an artifact and I will pay you after you're done, no need to wait!"
D) "Such a harsh price is good to me, but I would like something else than the amulet you proposed."

[Kilojoule Proton]

A

Ah, procrastination!