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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!  (Read 32414 times)

VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #285 on: April 30, 2022, 08:42:46 pm »

B Why bother the king about this...

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #286 on: April 30, 2022, 08:46:05 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #287 on: April 30, 2022, 11:02:54 pm »

B Why bother the king about this...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #288 on: May 01, 2022, 01:52:19 am »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #289 on: May 03, 2022, 04:47:26 am »

"Perhaps they need a new home? Send a group of educated men to parley with them." The messenger leaves, his head bowed.

805 AD, Autumn

Milka is with child again! The healers believe that she should give birth sometime after the new year begins.

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Great news come from the southlands - the wandering goat-herders were convinced to stay, and have been settled across four villages and the city of Cumhre. They've brought their wealth of livestock with them, along as a curious religion about worshipping a divine shepherd and protector of all living beings.

805 AD, Mid-Autumn

The envoys of the Cartel of Golden Arms bow their heads, adorned with gold-trimmed pointy hats.

"I was wondering when you would show up," you say. "The money I was promised is a whole season late!" The leader of the group smiles and takes his hat off.

"My liege! This is due to competition from small-time goldworkers as well as some well-established foreign merchants. Our profits have been scarce, and our expenses great. We would like to ask Your Majesty for a donation." Another of the Cartel members steps forward.

"Of course we understand if the royal Treasury has fallen on hard times as well, so instead of gold, we would like Your Majesty to sign some documents allowing us to better compete with foreigners and other guilds."

A) "No money, no priviledges. You better try harder next year!"
B) "I will look at the documents and sign them, if that's what you want."
C) "Outrageous! Bring me the money you owe, or I will deal with you accordingly!"
D) "Fine, I can give you some money if it comes back with a profit."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #290 on: May 03, 2022, 07:05:35 am »

A - Excuse me, we're the King, so we're the ones who decide whether to alter the deal
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #291 on: May 03, 2022, 12:03:03 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #292 on: May 03, 2022, 01:00:38 pm »

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Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #293 on: May 03, 2022, 04:48:55 pm »

D Although if you dont come back with profits next year your getting cut off
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #294 on: May 03, 2022, 10:21:05 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #295 on: May 08, 2022, 12:10:58 am »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #296 on: May 08, 2022, 06:10:53 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #297 on: May 08, 2022, 02:32:58 pm »

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"No money, no priviledges! I want results next year!" The members of the Cartel grumble while leaving.

805 AD, Winter

Gold from the mines arrived on schedule.

805 AD, End of the Year

"Greetings, Your Majesty!"

Happiness: 5
Population: 3
Economy: 7
Army: 5

"The people and the army are happy, while our Treasury is still full of money! Shall we spend it on getting more soldiers? Or perhaps we could reward your hardworking subjects with some festivals this year?"

A) "Party time!"
B) "Army time!"
C) "Savings time!!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #298 on: May 08, 2022, 02:34:00 pm »

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A strong army is useful for protecting the economy and the people.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #299 on: May 08, 2022, 02:42:52 pm »

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If we keep saving up a sorcerer will appear
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