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[Haspen]

You give the green light to the Marshal to push some idle peasants into military service.

802 AD, Spring

You receive several letters from the northwest. The noblemen who were affected by poachers and miscreants jailed few dozen of them, with another handful being cut down after offering resistance.

"And that's all?" You ask no one in particular, but the Advisor takes the question personally.

"I have spoken with the messengers who brought the letters. Since the miscreants were taken care of, there was peace in the northwest."

"And Kingdom of Trist?"

"Not a word, my liege."

You stroke your chin thoughtfully. Case closed, it seems.

802 AD, Summer

The audience hall is filled with screaming of two men who decided to seek judiciary counsel with you.

It's one of your nobles, Lord Kelkann, and Huginot of Perces, a kingdom in the far south. Apparently, Huginot was traveling around Bailemarr and was invited to Kelkann's house.

"I invited this man to show our hospitality, and he repays the kindness with insults, attempted theft of cutlery, and vile actions towards my dearest daughter!" Kelkann yells, before Huginot parrots his anger.

"You have served me cold food, and seated me at the very end of the dining table! And it is your unchaste daughter who was trying to take advantage of my drunken self!" Kelkann launches himself at Huginot with fists ready for a fight, but your guards separate the two in time.

What to do here?

A) Mediate a truce between the two hot-blooded men.
B) Side with the foreigner, mistreating a nobleman from a foreign land is simply in bad taste.
C) Side with your nobleman, its in a bad taste for a guest to make a mess of a host's household.

[Glass]

B

We have only these peoples' words, unfortunately, but I'm personally inclined to be generally biased toward guests.

[Kilojoule Proton]

A

[VoidSlayer]

Hopefully a war doesn't start over a bad meal.

But we need to protect the honor of our nobles.

C

[Yellow Pixel]

A

[Fluffe9911]

A

[Maximum Spin]

B everyone knows his daughter is totally slutty

[King Zultan]

B

[Haspen]

aaa
bbb
c

I thought I would wake up to a non-tie ;v

[Kashyyk]

A

[Haspen]

You decide to mediate between the two.

3*

Your mediation doesn't help much, and the two men still yell at each other after leaving the audience hall.

Later that day you learn the two settled their differences with a duel. Huginot won and had to be compensated by the mauled Kelkann.

802 AD, Autumn

Delicious birds!

Songbirds stuffed in cabbage, blackcocks in carrot pies, waterfowl chunks in thick, mushroomy sauce, and the expensive redthroats coated in the sweet-sour sauce of berries and mead.

Returning from the kitchen, you were about to finish stuffing yourself with the first thing on this wonderful menu of pultry, when your wife, seemingly out of nowhere, appeared before you.

"Dearest husband." She speaks, glaring at you. "Have we not talked about this?"

A) "We talked about tubers last time! This is meat! So I'm off the hook."
B) "Of course, dear, I will have these meats taken back to kitchen."

[King Zultan]

A

[Knightwing64]

B


Is she for real?

[Maximum Spin]

B Gluttony is bad, you know, we should appreciate this.

[Kashyyk]

B - So long as we're allowed to enjoy it all in moderation