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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!  (Read 32420 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #165 on: April 16, 2022, 12:27:21 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #166 on: April 16, 2022, 12:39:46 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #167 on: April 16, 2022, 06:21:57 am »

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Uhh, is the pantheon even real? I forgot.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #168 on: April 16, 2022, 06:40:45 am »

The Archpriest is called in.

After some time, he arrives, and listens attentively to Milka's declaration. He examines the girl closely and then converses with priests of matrimony and family whom he evidently called in as well.

"All portents and signs of this day point that this is the will of Pantheon after all, my liege." The Archpriest speaks, causing the aristocrats in audience hall to murmur and grumble. "The marriage will be a successful one, producing at least one child if not more."

A) Refuse her offer.
B) Accept her offer.
C) This cannot be that simple! Have the guards throw the girl into dungeon and investigate this matter thoroughly!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #169 on: April 16, 2022, 06:56:21 am »

B

If we don’t get something from this I’m gonna cry.


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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #170 on: April 16, 2022, 07:05:58 am »

B - Okay dokey then
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #171 on: April 16, 2022, 09:46:42 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #172 on: April 16, 2022, 10:07:38 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #173 on: April 16, 2022, 11:21:57 am »

"I shall marry Milka and she will be my wife, as Pantheon wills it!" Some courtiers cheer, but their voices are weak compared to general, unhappy murmur of the rest.

801 AD, Mid-Spring

The ceremony is short, and the feast modest, as the Treasurer and the Advisor decided it wasn't prudent to spend so much money on frivolties given the state of royal Treasury.

In the night, you and Milka consummate the marriage properly.

801 AD, Summer

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You receive wonderful news from the gold mines - the workers, with help of the supplies, managed to clear tunnels and drain the water and already begun mining the ore. The mines' new manager believes that the first transport of gold bullion should arrive next Spring.

801 AD, Midsummer

Returning from an evening feast, your plate still heavy with baked poultry and tubers, you find your young wife Milka standing in the door to your bedroom.

"The Pantheon does not reward gluttony, do you know that? You eat too much, my husband. " She speaks coldly as you chew and swallow a roasted duckroot.

A) "Nonsense! I am just having a varied diet."
B) "Yes, Milka, you're correct. I will cut down on some tubers."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #174 on: April 16, 2022, 11:47:13 am »

B - Well, we are a glutton. Perhaps our waifu can help with it.
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« Reply #175 on: April 16, 2022, 12:01:33 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #176 on: April 16, 2022, 12:20:41 pm »

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Also
>Barges in
>Demands we marry her
>Refuses to Elaborate
>Works
Absolute mad woman
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #177 on: April 16, 2022, 12:33:20 pm »

B obviously, marrying Joan of Arc will purify us of sin
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #178 on: April 16, 2022, 12:51:05 pm »

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We have made a terrible mistake.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #179 on: April 16, 2022, 01:09:38 pm »

"Yes, Milka, you're correct. I will cut down on some tubers."

Milka smiles, a rare sight, you must note.

801 AD, Autumn

Milka is pregnant! The healers have just confirmed so and you do have to agree that her stomach looks a bit fuller than just a few weeks ago.

Meanwhile, in the northwest of Bailemarr, trouble is brewing! Several nobles dwelling there have reported incursions by huntsmen and vagabonds from the neighbouring kingdom of Trist. These unwelcome guests are behaving quite rudely and already have burnt down a homestead.

Because they bear the coat of arms of Trist itself, the noblemen are afraid to punish them further than just seize their weapons and horses. That does not stop several of the offenders from coming over next week or so.

A) I shall send a strongly-worded letter to the King of Trist.
B) Not my problem!
C) I shall authorize the noblemen to punish the poachers accordingly, and leave political fallout to me.
D) I shall send my Army to hunt down the intruders and make an example of them!
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