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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!  (Read 32336 times)

Glass

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #150 on: April 14, 2022, 04:37:15 pm »

A note: we chose economic prosperity at game start. Not much has happened yet. Ergo, we pretty definitely have the resources we need to do this, and it'll also mean that our economy stays healthy in the future.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #151 on: April 14, 2022, 04:42:44 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #152 on: April 14, 2022, 04:59:35 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #153 on: April 14, 2022, 07:27:14 pm »

B As Glass said id be damned if we risked our lives so they don't starve to death only for them to starve to death anyway
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #154 on: April 15, 2022, 01:33:33 am »

Buy some food
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« Reply #155 on: April 15, 2022, 02:10:24 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #156 on: April 15, 2022, 02:51:36 pm »

You order the Treasurer to part with some of the money and spend it on the foodstuffs for affected peoples.

800 AD, Late Winter

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You turn and twist your arm a little bit, and then a bit more.

The pain is gone and the arm is mended, but the healers prescribe that you do not strain it for couple more weeks.

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The news from northlands are not good; despite food merchants being there aplenty, they weren't eager to sell much grain and dried provisions. In fact, little has been done to curb the famine!

A) Then we buy some more!
B) Alas, that's the best we could do.
C) They're hoarding the grain! Seize it and distribute it to the peasants!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #157 on: April 15, 2022, 02:59:00 pm »

C - Didn't we already buy this stuff? Why are they withholding?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #158 on: April 15, 2022, 03:02:21 pm »

C yeah what the hell? We bought the stuff so the peasants can have it you don't get to just refuse to give it them you greedy merchants!

Actually on second thought maybe the merchants have a justifiable reason for withholding the food other than being greedy bastards? (unlikely) Anyway screw it write in D send someone to ask the merchants in the area why the hell they are withholding food from the peasants
« Last Edit: April 15, 2022, 03:08:45 pm by Fluffe9911 »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #159 on: April 15, 2022, 03:13:17 pm »

Can we ride down there personally to use our force of personality to facilitate the exchange (and also show the peasantry that we care about them)?
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #160 on: April 15, 2022, 03:48:34 pm »

You order the grain to be seized from the merchants!

This, coupled with amount of grain already bought from them, should be enough to feed the hungry mouths. Hopefully, you will not have too many enemies amongst the merchants at the end of this.

800 AD, End of the Year

Happiness: 5
Population: 3
Economy: 3
Army: 3

You furrow your brows at the sight of the Scrolls of Kingdom Status.

"What's with that economy of ours? Haven't our land been blessed with gold deposits?" The Advisor unfurls a scroll.

"Here is a letter from the mines' manager - apparently, they were flooded and caved in by Dumborr loyalists at the end of the civil war."

"And he thought it wasn't a matter of urgency?"

"Apparently not, my liege."

You scoff - that man will be replaced, you shall make sure of it. What of the mines, though?

A) The workers are already working, all we need is some time and just a sprinkle of luck.
B) Send them money and supplies! I want wagon-loads of gold bullion by end of the next year!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #161 on: April 15, 2022, 04:11:02 pm »

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This is an investment. Spend money to make money.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #162 on: April 15, 2022, 04:41:06 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #163 on: April 15, 2022, 04:59:22 pm »

You can't wait years for the mines to be restored!

You order that money and supplies be sent to workers to hasten the repairs. The Advisor notes that down before leaving.

801 AD, Spring

Before you stands a girl, a year younger or two than you. She is wearing a plain dress, a storm of chestnut hair, and has a pair of brown eyes to match. The words she just spoke sounded like an insult to you, and all things natural.

"Care to repeat that?" You ask, your brow furrowing, as the young girl of peasant bearing stands proudly in the audience hall, your courtiers murmuring in anger and disbelief at her nerve.

"By the will of Pantheon, King Velarien, I am to be your wife! And so I, Milka, come to offer myself to you, as my duty demands it!" She yells with defiance and confidence, her eyes locked on you. The girl is paying no heed to whisperings and name-calling of the irritated courtiers and nobles.

You decide to...

A) Accept her offer.
B) Call the priests of matrimony and family to discuss this.
C) Refuse her offer.
D) Call the Archpriest so that someone with authority can divine the will of Pantheon here.
E) Throw her into dungeon and have the city searched for other lunatic peasants. Obviously someone's scheming against you using pretty peasant ladies!
« Last Edit: April 15, 2022, 05:02:26 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #164 on: April 15, 2022, 05:16:22 pm »

D!

What happened to Talia of Forc?
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.
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