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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!  (Read 32417 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #135 on: April 10, 2022, 04:43:44 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #137 on: April 10, 2022, 07:21:18 pm »

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« Reply #138 on: April 10, 2022, 09:11:36 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #140 on: April 11, 2022, 12:44:20 am »

B We've crossed strange streams and bogs, climbed a mountain, managed to survive meeting a weird witch-hag-thing, so I say bring it on! Let this be a victory fit for a hero king or let this place be our tomb!
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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« Reply #141 on: April 11, 2022, 01:15:32 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #143 on: April 14, 2022, 03:09:17 pm »

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You draw your sword and charge the sunflowers!

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You get trapped in their leafy and long roots and stalks. Slashing blindly at them isn't the best course of action!

The vines twist and tug at your arm, breaking a bone! You yell in pain.

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Despite the sudden and excruciating pain in your left arm, you manage to cut at the sunflowers enough to fell them, one by one!

You keep your arm to your chest but you can feel the pain anyway.

You begin a slowly climb down from the mountain.

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It is a slow, painful descent, marked with bruises, pain, anger and hopelessness.

The wintery chill gives way to the smoky mist, and your stomach growls in hunger.

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Supplies: 6

Next day, you continue your way down, unsure if you can make it.

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The answer is - yes, with just few more bruises.

The area below you is the forested hillside of the black forest. But to the left-side, you see plains and misty riverbanks. Perhaps you could turn this way to avoid the forest altogether - but would trekking a previously uncharted land wise?

A) The forest could get me killed! I will traverse the plains.
B) At least I know the path through the forest. Let's go.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #144 on: April 14, 2022, 03:16:13 pm »

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« Reply #145 on: April 14, 2022, 03:16:55 pm »

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« Reply #146 on: April 14, 2022, 03:19:06 pm »

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« Reply #147 on: April 14, 2022, 03:36:40 pm »

You decide the forest is at least vaguely familiar to you.

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It is quite indeed.

But the usual gloom has been replaced with sunlight. The dark, charred trees look more lively and the spooky ravens are nowhere to be found.

You even cross the river that once smelled like something good - but this time there's no flavor in the air, and the water seems clearer than before.

The pain in your arm reminsd you however that your ordeal was a real one.

The night happens upon you when you clear the last of the charred trees. On this border between wall of trees and sea of grass, you make camp.

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Next morning, you trail the grasslands on your way back to civilization.

Hopefully, the village you left has a healer.



Congratulations! Velarien has completed the Epic Quest to Recover the Lunar Seed of Vitality!



The courtiers and servants murmur as you sit down on your throne, one arm wrapped in tight cloth, and the other holding the crescent-shaped silvery seed in the palm. The royal gardener takes the seed, and, almost afraid to drop it, makes his way outside.

The seed is planted, and servants ordered to watch it report that it has sprouted during the night - in the morning, a silvery flower was in bloom. Nobody has ever seen such a beautiful flower in their lives.

800 AD, Winter

Reports arrive from northlands - the pestilent bloom is withering en masse!

The blackened, dead roots and blooms are no longer poisonous to handle, and your subjects have begun burning them in large fires. The smoke is thick and has a rotting odour to it, the reports claim, but it does not sicken any of the handlers.

By the end of the month, there's not a single red flower remaining in the northlands.

800 AD, Midwinter

Reports that follow, however, are of a more sour note.

The bloom has done its work; many of the livestock have perished and many farmhouses reported their grains and vegetables' harvest at very low numbers. Some even failed to save even a single sack of greenpods or yellowhusks.

"Mayors and village elders from the northlands have sent a letter of petition, my liege." The Advisor says, reading the scroll in his hands. "They ask for foodstuffs to be procured for the worst-affected areas, or else they will face death by starvation."

A) "I already got rid of the pestilent bloom! Now it is up to them to take care of those affected by the famine."
B) "The northlands shall have their supplies."
« Last Edit: April 14, 2022, 03:40:13 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #148 on: April 14, 2022, 03:58:16 pm »

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We didn’t do all this just so that our people would die in the end regardless!
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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« Reply #149 on: April 14, 2022, 04:35:20 pm »

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