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Kagus

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Re: Naked dwarven queen!
« Reply #45 on: May 23, 2008, 12:52:00 am »

Gives new meaning to the term "Lightning rod".

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Re: Naked dwarven queen!
« Reply #46 on: May 23, 2008, 02:59:00 am »

So they can ban science, but not displays of extreme violence? Well, I guess it makes sense. Science actually does things, displaying extreme violence is just... displaying it.
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Re: Naked dwarven queen!
« Reply #47 on: May 23, 2008, 12:08:00 pm »

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Originally posted by Asehujiko:
<STRONG>The biggest censorship problem i see for df is that it might fall under the "extreme porn" legal ban in the uk. dismemberement + nudity = scotland yard on your doorstep.</STRONG>

Do you mean the new law?  I am informed by legal friends that the first test case is going to see it disappear faster than a puppy in a magma pipe.  Human Rights Act FTW!

Also, I'm not sure that the law would apply to a video game anyway.  They only passed the law to shut up one woman who was running a vocal campaign.

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Re: Naked dwarven queen!
« Reply #48 on: May 23, 2008, 03:10:00 pm »

DF would be rated adult only.
Really now. Sneaking into people's houses at night, gouging their eyes out, and beating parents down with the limbs of their babies/children or vice versa. If you throw the babies hard enough, they explode on impact. Like a grenade, with the body parts and organs flying everywhere that you can eat or at least lick. Freaking awesome.
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Re: Naked dwarven queen!
« Reply #49 on: May 23, 2008, 05:21:00 pm »

And, of course, there would be those places you could get it online anyways regardless of age. I'd love to kill a cat and eat the corpse, it brings eating... I'm going to end my sentence there so as to not get banned.
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Re: Naked dwarven queen!
« Reply #50 on: May 23, 2008, 06:14:00 pm »

...pussy to a whole new level.

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« Reply #51 on: May 23, 2008, 06:25:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Kagus:
<STRONG>...pussy to a whole new level.</STRONG>

ROFPMSLMAO... that was crazy pro... though I didn't say that if you get banned... though its not like you're uber-trollng  :p

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Re: Naked dwarven queen!
« Reply #52 on: May 23, 2008, 06:37:00 pm »

Well, it's what he was saying.  I just finished the sentence.


And Toady's a pretty cool guy.  If he does react to that joke, it's going to be in the form of a chuckle, not a ban.  You don't get banned around here unless you're intentionally being malicious, which is the way it should be.

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Re: Naked dwarven queen!
« Reply #53 on: May 23, 2008, 06:49:00 pm »

Really? Well then, thanks for finishing my little joke there
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« Reply #54 on: May 24, 2008, 02:17:00 am »

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<STRONG>I am informed by legal friends that the first test case is going to see it disappear faster than a puppy in a magma pipe.  Human Rights Act FTW!</STRONG>

Yes, but against a game? The UK considers those guilty by default, regardless of the charges. Just look at the outrage about WiiFit calling somebody fat because of crappy coding. There's no way a indie game without lawyers can fight both that stigma and a law as well.

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Re: Naked dwarven queen!
« Reply #55 on: May 25, 2008, 07:32:00 am »

Remember when they tried to ban Night Trap?

They said it was about people butchering naked sorority chicks.

I've played Night Trap through dozens of times (It was my favorite game for like 4 years), and I never saw anyone butchered. (Okay, hung upside down or drilled in the neck and drained of their blood maybe), but never any naked women. The only scene even REMOTELY like that is when Cindy is in the bathroom in a nightgown and the Augers attack her.

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Re: Naked dwarven queen!
« Reply #56 on: June 01, 2008, 08:17:00 am »

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<STRONG> You can't ban things in the US! Free Speech FTW!</STRONG>

Yes, yes you can.  Censorship prevents many books from being published, there are illegal types of porn (for a reason), and you can't say "my mother's pussy was quite fuzzy the last time I stroked it" on the radio.  Most of the censorship isn't even enforced by the government, publishing companies for all types of media are pressured by various lobbying groups into self-censorship, usually through the threat of extremely negative press and possible lawsuits.  "Free Speech" is usually only allowed if you don't "offend the sensibilities of the general passerby."  Like arresting women for being topless in a protest to Florida law.  Sure the courts usually throw it out, but, if it violates any of your local "decency laws" don't expect to be saying it for long.

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Re: Naked dwarven queen!
« Reply #57 on: June 01, 2008, 10:06:00 am »

quote:
Originally posted by Anfold:
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"my mother's pussy was quite fuzzy the last time I stroked it"</STRONG>



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Re: Naked dwarven queen!
« Reply #58 on: June 06, 2008, 11:28:00 pm »

I swear, this fourm is one of the wierdest places on the net.

Now if you excuse me, it's off to amazon to look for a certain book. . .

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