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[RoseHeart]

A scientist walks into their underground lab beneath their parent's house, and spins in a swivel chair in delight. So many possibilities for science.


You are a scientist. You are good at science. Do science stuff.

1 Epic Fail (nat 1 always Epic Fail)
2 Fail
3 Trivial Fail
4 Trivial Success
5 Success
6 Overshoot (nat 6 always Overshoot) (Epic Success if from roll bonus)

There is one character controlled by all. GO

[Eniteris]

Science can't be done without funding. Labs are expensive!

Apply for research grants from parents.

[RoseHeart]

"PILOT"

Science can't be done without funding. Labs are expensive!

Apply for research grants from parents.

2
"What Lab?"

[King Zultan]

So I take it that when you say our "lab" you actually mean our parents basement.


Search the basement for lab stuff.

[RoseHeart]

Or below that.

[King Zultan]

As long as it isn't a crawl space.

Search were we are for lab stuff.

[RoseHeart]

"What Lab?"

You say you uh, will tell them later, and rush off.

As long as it isn't a crawl space.

Search were we are for lab stuff.

So much lab stuff. It's a vast museum of science.

1
Your sister is detected on the sensors.

[Horizon]

Violate the Geneva Convention.

[RoseHeart]

Violate the Geneva Convention.

You might need to. You press "the button".

6
You trap your sister in a glass tube. She starts to cry...

[Eniteris]

I'm a scientist, not a monster!

Fill out ethical review form for review by the ethical review board.

We also need replicates for our experiment.

Check on number of sisters.

[RoseHeart]

I'm a scientist, not a monster!

Fill out ethical review form for review by the ethical review board.

We also need replicates for our experiment.

Check on number of sisters.

6
Logically, the only way to understand her is run experiments, but there's only one to experiment on.

A claw pulls a hair off your sisters head, gently. Then dozens of tubes are raised from the ground, and begin to glow bright green.

A sultry computer voice tells you there are now currently one million in cryostasis.

You trap your sister in a glass tube. She starts to cry...

The glass tube begins to shake, then shatters. As does everything made of glass in your lab. Including...

S-so-many sisters.

[King Zultan]

Get in the escape pod, seal the lab, and tell it self destruct, we can't let them get out.

[RoseHeart]

Get in the escape pod, seal the lab, and tell it self destruct, we can't let them get out.

6
As you look down from space, you see the mushroom cloud from your lab in your backyard. All gone.

The ship sure was bumpy coming going up. All one million of your sisters surprise you and begin to giggle. The ones near you begin pushing buttons, and you look out the window with a panicked face, as your ship drifts out of control right into a black vortex.

BZZT



A scientist walks into their underground lab beneath their parent's house, and spins in a swivel chair in delight. So many possibilities for science.

[King Zultan]

Did this turn into Dexter's Laboratory the game or has it been like that the entire time?

Let us create a genetic monster in the shape of a 5 assed monkey!

[RoseHeart]

Did this turn into Dexter's Laboratory the game or has it been like that the entire time?

Let us create a genetic monster in the shape of a 5 assed monkey!

After watching some cheesy monster movies, you decide you could make a better kaiju.
5+1
You put five monkeys in a test tube and pull the lever. Suddenly a monkey monster with five butts is destroying the city!

You look over your miniature city in delight. You shrunk the monster, of course!