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[Egan_BW]

"This is just the tyranny of the narrative... Don't you see? All along, you were working under false premises, Micheal!"

Confessor removes her mask, being revealed to be Layman's girlfriend!
Whoever's data he sold, it certainly wasn't mine...

"The only way to escape is to undermine the narrative. We have to End the Game... And become history's greatest villains!"

[Fluffe9911]

"Your.. your right! I should of known from the start! I mean a easily hackable global data market? Seriously why would that even be a thing? If the narrative refuses to let our story end then we must end it in our own way!"

[Knightwing64]

(Me and good inc are pretty much the only ones without a team, and our themes match. Yo Ozark, you trying to make sum money and kill hero’s with me?)

[BlackPaladin99]

keep buying hotspots.  use the power of the ones i currently have to defend everybody in my alliance against mind control. 

Is it too late to join? If so, ignore what’s below

Name=Ara
Description=Female human, skinnier than average, teal eyes
Reason for Villiany=After lots of madness involving alternate realities at her former job, she has gone…insane and is trying to combine all realities together so they can make one reality and portals will no longer be needed

Attempt to search for the nearest portal, failing this, find a weak point in reality where a portal could be made

"ah, a fellow wielder of the esoteric.  may i suggest an alliance.  we have resources, you have power.  i think we can work something out.  does my ally not agree?"

[Naturegirl1999]

keep buying hotspots.  use the power of the ones i currently have to defend everybody in my alliance against mind control. 

Is it too late to join? If so, ignore what’s below

Name=Ara
Description=Female human, skinnier than average, teal eyes
Reason for Villiany=After lots of madness involving alternate realities at her former job, she has gone…insane and is trying to combine all realities together so they can make one reality and portals will no longer be needed

Attempt to search for the nearest portal, failing this, find a weak point in reality where a portal could be made

"ah, a fellow wielder of the esoteric.  may i suggest an alliance.  we have resources, you have power.  i think we can work something out.  does my ally not agree?"

”Sounds wonderful, I’m searching for a portal or an area where opening a portal is possible, what are your thoughts on merging realities?”

[King Zultan]

(Me and good inc are pretty much the only ones without a team, and our themes match. Yo Ozark, you trying to make sum money and kill hero’s with me?)

(I also lack a team, it might be because I'm like a crazy hobo in a lab coat competing against actual villains.)

[Knightwing64]

(Me and good inc are pretty much the only ones without a team, and our themes match. Yo Ozark, you trying to make sum money and kill hero’s with me?)

(I also lack a team, it might be because I'm like a crazy hobo in a lab coat competing against actual villains.)

(A lab coat? That fits. I could use some zebras, what do you say?)

[Naturegirl1999]

((I hope the GM will process our actions and that I didn’t join too late))

[SuperDino85]

((I hope the GM will process our actions and that I didn’t join too late))

((You good. New competition is always welcome))

[King Zultan]

(Me and good inc are pretty much the only ones without a team, and our themes match. Yo Ozark, you trying to make sum money and kill hero’s with me?)

(I also lack a team, it might be because I'm like a crazy hobo in a lab coat competing against actual villains.)

(A lab coat? That fits. I could use some zebras, what do you say?)

(Yeah let us team up, what kind of things do you need zebras for?)

[BlackPaladin99]

keep buying hotspots.  use the power of the ones i currently have to defend everybody in my alliance against mind control. 

Is it too late to join? If so, ignore what’s below

Name=Ara
Description=Female human, skinnier than average, teal eyes
Reason for Villiany=After lots of madness involving alternate realities at her former job, she has gone…insane and is trying to combine all realities together so they can make one reality and portals will no longer be needed

Attempt to search for the nearest portal, failing this, find a weak point in reality where a portal could be made

"ah, a fellow wielder of the esoteric.  may i suggest an alliance.  we have resources, you have power.  i think we can work something out.  does my ally not agree?"

”Sounds wonderful, I’m searching for a portal or an area where opening a portal is possible, what are your thoughts on merging realities?”

"we have arcane hotspots and a teleportation circle.  as for merging realities, as i recall we are trying to bring a demonic army into this world so... kind of?"

[Naturegirl1999]

keep buying hotspots.  use the power of the ones i currently have to defend everybody in my alliance against mind control. 

Is it too late to join? If so, ignore what’s below

Name=Ara
Description=Female human, skinnier than average, teal eyes
Reason for Villiany=After lots of madness involving alternate realities at her former job, she has gone…insane and is trying to combine all realities together so they can make one reality and portals will no longer be needed

Attempt to search for the nearest portal, failing this, find a weak point in reality where a portal could be made

"ah, a fellow wielder of the esoteric.  may i suggest an alliance.  we have resources, you have power.  i think we can work something out.  does my ally not agree?"

”Sounds wonderful, I’m searching for a portal or an area where opening a portal is possible, what are your thoughts on merging realities?”

"we have arcane hotspots and a teleportation circle.  as for merging realities, as i recall we are trying to bring a demonic army into this world so... kind of?"

”wonderful”

[SuperDino85]

The Layman for the first time in this story losses his cool "Wha... but... wha? Are you kidding me! I even did a whole entire dramatic plot ending monologue and we get saved by goddamn plot armor! Are we jumping the shark here?!?! This isn't how the story is supposed to go damn you!" Layman sighs

Calm down you can still get back on track just kill the confessor with your laser pen then go into hiding for awhile no one will be able to tell we are off script we can make this work

Work with The Confessor to end the game (or atleast get out of the elevator shaft)

"This is just the tyranny of the narrative... Don't you see? All along, you were working under false premises, Micheal!"

Confessor removes her mask, being revealed to be Layman's girlfriend!
Whoever's data he sold, it certainly wasn't mine...

"The only way to escape is to undermine the narrative. We have to End the Game... And become history's greatest villains!"

(5) The two of you find it quite easy to escape the elevator shaft.

"Okay guys we'll need to hold up here for a bit so the heat dies down."
Me and the zebras search the abandoned building we're in for anything of value or use to us.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Dr. Unpleasant
Description: A balding man with a mustache wearing a dirty old lab coat.
Reason for being a villain: The animals at the zoo don't like him.
Inventory:
 Water gun
 Commands a small army of zebras through friendship
 Some stuff stolen from a zoo gift shop
 Some pointed sticks

(3) You don’t find much, except a few kitchen knives

An unusual ray of light approaches…

(5) Whatever it is, the building prevents it from reaching you

Build a mind control ray and steal other villains minions, maintain a layer of plausible deniability

(5) You build the ray easily and fire it in a circle around you

Is it too late to join? If so, ignore what’s below

Name=Ara
Description=Female human, skinnier than average, teal eyes
Reason for Villiany=After lots of madness involving alternate realities at her former job, she has gone…insane and is trying to combine all realities together so they can make one reality and portals will no longer be needed

Attempt to search for the nearest portal, failing this, find a weak point in reality where a portal could be made

(3) Our newest competitor here finds an unstable point in reality in a cornfield

Expand my media Empire: add more television stations, especially a "News" Service.

Spoiler: Good Inc. formerly Evil Unlimited, LLC (click to show/hide)

Name: Evil Unlimited, LLC
Description: A holding company that invests in all things villainy, at extortionate prices, of course
Reason for villainy: pure greed
current assets: Popular Tobacco industry, Popular clothing brand made by sweatshops (Stylin') Popular TV series ('Good Grief") Poorly performing Sports Bars (Good Eats), poorly performing nudie bars (Naughty N Nice), no slums

(1) Your media expansion doesn’t hold up very well, and you don’t get that news service.

keep buying hotspots.  use the power of the ones i currently have to defend everybody in my alliance against mind control. 

Is it too late to join? If so, ignore what’s below

Name=Ara
Description=Female human, skinnier than average, teal eyes
Reason for Villiany=After lots of madness involving alternate realities at her former job, she has gone…insane and is trying to combine all realities together so they can make one reality and portals will no longer be needed

Attempt to search for the nearest portal, failing this, find a weak point in reality where a portal could be made

"ah, a fellow wielder of the esoteric.  may i suggest an alliance.  we have resources, you have power.  i think we can work something out.  does my ally not agree?"

(5) You find plenty more magic hotspots.

An unusual ray of light approaches

(4) But you were prepared for this, as the magic aura surrounding the hotspots interferes with the ray significantly, although one of your cyborgs malfunctions

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Villain Leaderboard

1st: The alliance between ? (BlackPaladin99) and Azal of the Crimson Order (Horizon) (together they command a large organized undead army, with some cybernetic and super soldier varieties, and a small army of demons. Their base has a teleportation circle and a super advanced security system)

2nd: Evil Unlimited (Ozarck) (Quickly countered their damaged reputation and is rapidly raking in profits from tobacco sales and sweatshops and owns multiple not popular sports bars and restaurants, and a very popular TV series)

3rd: Logan Von Newman (Knightwing64) (Has established connections with a few people with lots of resources to spare and successfully damaged the reputation of everyone else, also owns a secret base with an advanced security system, and controls a large army of super obedient cyborgs as well as a handful of cybernetic and super soldier zombies, and a mind control ray)

4th: Dr. Unpleasant (King Zultan) (Commands a small army of zebras through friendship and partially robbed a zoo gift shop)

5th: the Layman (Fluffe9911) and Confessor (Egan_BW) alliance

6th: Ara (Naturegirl1999)

[Egan_BW]

"Now then, our mission is to bring this game to an end, and thereby prove our superiority to the narrative. The game should end if we eliminate all of the other villains... not an easy task. However, the game could also be said to have ended if there are never any more updates."

[Fluffe9911]

"Very true! But what if the game does not let itself be ended? Afterall throughout this story I have tried to kill/capture you many times and not once has the game allowed that to happen what if the other villians have the same level of plot armor that we seem to have?"