Step into an elevator with the cops, doors close, when they open again the confessor steps out of a gore-coated elevator.
CONFESSOR VS COPS
(5 v 3) The Confessor inflicts several injuries and wounds on the cops right after the doors close.
Lock the elevator door and fill it with poison gas.
Put a bounty on confessors head and offer some security system money.
Send the confessors childhood crush to them with a bomb strapped on their chest, almost ready to explode.
“Ugh, I could be being so much more productive. Damn crazy person, no sense of self benefit or common sense. ”
(3) Unfortunately for the Confessor, the elevator doors open about two inches before jamming, making walking out of there a LOT more difficult. Some kind of green gas also leaks in through the vents at a somewhat slow pace, and then it leaks out through the door.
(6) Oh…nice. Once you advertise this bounty, it goes viral on a global scale, possibly interplanetary.
(1) FedEx goes haywire and mails the confessor’s crush to somewhere on the other side of the planet.
Layman grins taking a sip of coffee as he watches the Confessors arrest on the news. "Well that's phase one done with without a hitch time to move on to phase 2..."
Grab my genuine now with real lasers! laser pen and get dressed in a... less eccentric outfit (still keeping on the mask though) before heading to the police station to finally have my confrontation with the Confessor
Due to some
technical difficulties, the Confessor hasn’t exactly reached the police station yet.
To officiate our mutual alliance, Azal will find a suitable location to build a lair for a necromancer like ? and a demagogue such as himself then sets to constructing their base with the assistance of the demons at his command. (to perform the simpler tasks.)
Name: Azal of the Crimson Order
Description: Average height, fair skinned and bald beneath the black metal mask and blood-red robes he wears. He carries a metal reliquary that is made of the same strange black metal of his mask.
Reason For Villainy: To open the Abyss Gates, and release the Demon Horde unto the Earth.
Assets: Commands a gaggle of not-so-powerful yet capable of physical labor demons.
keep integrating my zombies int tech, raising more, and helping azal
So now the two of you are
official allies it seems, and it also seems ? will try to help Azal find a place to build the lair.
(3) Not really sure how suitable an open field of grass is. Anyway, here goes.
(3) Construction goes slowly but at least it doesn’t go wrong.
Meanwhile ? Continues trying to make zomborgs or something while raising more dead people.
(4) Hey they didn’t fall to pieces this time! And they appear to be functioning well enough.
(5) And ?’s army also increases.
Open a string of nudie bars, call it Naughty 'N' Nice. Use the nudie bars to manipulate people into becoming henchmen of Good, Inc.
Name: Evil Unlimited, LLC
Description: A holding company that invests in all things villainy, at extortionate prices, of course
Reason for villainy: pure greed
current assets: Tobacco industry, Popularity, poorly performing Sports Bars (Good Eats)
(2) Whoever doesn’t manage to avoid your new bars does manage to avoid being manipulated. And not very many people wanna come to these new bars to begin with.
"Come forth zebras we now must rob the gift shop!"
Get my zebra army to help me rob the zoo gift shop!
Name: Dr. Unpleasant
Description: A balding man with a mustache wearing a dirty old lab coat.
Reason for being a villain: The animals at the zoo don't like him.
Inventory:
Water gun
Commands a small army of zebras through intimidation
(3) You manage to steal some of the stuff out of the gift shop before having to flee so as to avoid security.
Villain Leaderboard
1st: The alliance between ? (BlackPaladin99) and Azal of the Crimson Order (Horizon) (together they command an organized undead (and cybernetic for some) army and a handful of minor demons)
2nd: Logan Von Newman (Knightwing64) (Has established connections with a few people with lots of resources to spare and successfully damaged the reputation of everyone else, also owns a secret base with an advanced security system)
3rd: Evil Unlimited (Ozarck) (Quickly countered their damaged reputation and is rapidly raking in profits from tobacco sales and owns multiple not popular sports bars and restaurants)
4th: Dr. Unpleasant (King Zultan) (Commands a small army of zebras through intimidation and partially robbed a zoo gift shop)
5th: Layman (Fluffe9911) (has access to the data market and the Confessor’s data)
6th: Confessor (Egan_BW) (Stuck in elevator and has been made into a huge target around the world)
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