Having successfully defeated the security system, stab Logan.
“Hah! Did you really think a mere tripwire was the extent of my defenses? You really are dummy then you look! ”
Logan pulls a remote and presses a button on it. This activates the rest of his incredibly deadly and scientifically advanced security system!
While the confessor’s busy with that, Logan uses his contacts to call for backup while in his super secret base’s super secret bunker with traps and the confessors childhood crush tied to a chair.
(Hopefully I’m getting across wacky mad scientist vibes as well as I think I am.)
(Also, Egan, it was just a little propaganda, can’t we come… to a arrangement? I wish I had a hairless cat to stroke right now, that would really complete the vibe I have going.)
Okay here we go. Logan presses the button as the Confessor attempts to stab him and…
CONFESSOR VS LOGAN’S SECURITY SYSTEM PART ll(1 v 1) Another thread rapidly stretches across the floor right in front of the confessor’s feet, and the confessor trips over it again, also causing the thread to break…again.
Logan then retreats to his trap-filled bunker and calls for backup.
(4) And backup does arrive in the form of a squad of armed body guards.
"Well well well predictable as always aren't you Confessor? Couldn't of made this easier for me if you tried." Using one of my many spare untraceable nokia phones SWAT the confessors location to the police saying they are lethally armed and have a hostage then sit back in my chair and wait with a smug grin.
Name: Layman
Description: A short man hidden behind a blue cloak and frowning gold mask. Under the cloak is a white bodysuit... as well as a pistol and saber.
Motivation: To force the Confessor to answer for her crimes.
(4) But Layman happened to have called the police and directed them to the confessor’s location at the same time, so now there are two squads of armed and well trained people on either side of the Confessor.
(Hidden) Unfortunately this seems to cause confusion as the cops think the bodyguards are protecting the Confessor, meanwhile the bodyguards think the police are here for Logan, and a fight breaks out with the Confessor in the (unfortunate) middle
LOGAN’S BODYGUARDS VS THE COPS(1 v 4) The police corner the bodyguards and arrest them and then try to take the confessor.
CONFESSOR VS THE COPS(4 v 6) The Confessor puts up more of a fight but they get tackled and cuffed and dragged away.
Raise more dead guys. Keep working on integrating zombies into tech and helping Azal.
(3) You raise a small handful of skeletons that look like they’ve seen better days.
(1) Your attempt at making mecha-zombies once again proves unsuccessful and destructive to your army.
You then go to assist Azal again.
Try to teach the demons how to perform physical labor, and help ? by getting the demons to supply him with a steady stream of 'borrowed' corpses. ie: from cemeteries.
Name: Azal of the Crimson Order
Description: Average height, fair skinned and bald beneath the black metal mask and blood-red robes he wears. He carries a metal reliquary that is made of the same strange black metal of his mask.
Reason For Villainy: To open the Abyss Gates, and release the Demon Horde unto the Earth.
Assets: Commands a gaggle of not-so-powerful demons.
(3)(6) The way you explain physical labor confuses the demons, but ? clears up any misunderstanding and massively boosts the demons’ confidence in their ability to perform such labor.
(5) The demons agree to supply ? with corpses.
Now that we have capital and income, let's diversify. Create a chain of sports bar + restaraunts. Call it "Good Eats."
Name: Evil Unlimited, LLC
Description: A holding company that invests in all things villainy, at extortionate prices, of course
Reason for villainy: pure greed
current assets: Tobacco industry, Popularity
(2) Your sports bars + restaurants don’t receive NEARLY the same amount of popularity your tobacco industry did, thus they only get a small handful of customers a day.
"No one move my gun is filled with acid!"
Threaten the zebras with my water gun and force them to join my cause!
Name: Dr. Unpleasant
Description: A balding man with a mustache wearing a dirty old lab coat.
Reason for being a villain: The animals at the zoo don't like him.
Inventory:
Water gun
(5) Finally! Through effective intimidation
The zebras join you! Villain Leaderboard
1st: Logan Von Newman (Knightwing64) (Has established connections with a few people with lots of resources to spare and successfully damaged the reputation of everyone else, also owns a secret base with an advanced security system)
2nd: Evil Unlimited (Ozarck) (Quickly countered their damaged reputation and is rapidly raking in profits from tobacco sales and owns multiple not popular sports bars and restaurants)
3rd: ? (BlackPaladin99) (Currently commands an organized army of dead guys, accidentally destroyed a few. Receives a steady supply of corpses from Azal)
4th: Azal of the Crimson Order (Horizon) (Thanks to ?’s efforts, commands a handful of not-very-powerful yet capable of physical labor demons)
5th: Layman (Fluffe9911) (has access to the data market and the Confessor’s data)
6th: Dr. Unpleasant (King Zultan) (Commands a small army of zebras through intimidation)
7th: Confessor (Egan_BW) (Has been arrested)
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