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Author Topic: Roll to Villain  (Read 15653 times)

SuperDino85

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2022, 01:54:21 pm »

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Establish a villainous Savings and Loan. Begin milking other villains for profit.

(2) Your Savings and Loan establishment is immediately met with angry criticism and is thus quickly shut down by the authorities for reasons you weren’t even aware of.

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Attempt to gain access to the data market where people buy and sell other peoples data

(4) Had to bypass some security protocols but access is granted soon enough.

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Get connections among the rich and powerful while slandering other villains

(4) You establish some connections while posting propaganda about the other villains, harming their reputation and wrecking a Savings and Loan establishment before it could even take off.

Find the most sinful corporation and hang the shareholders of it from their own entrails.

Looks like somebody beat you to it as the Savings and Loan establishment WOULD have been arguably the most sinful…if there wasn’t propaganda going viral and damaging everyone’s reputation that also caused the establishment to fail.

Find sacrifices for the lords of the Abyss.

(3) What you end up finding for the Abyss lords doesn’t really grab their attention in any way.

Create an undead army.

(5) Flesh, bones, and a lot of dead guys crawl out of the ground and await instructions.

Go to the zoo and hit the zebras with a stick as they are the ones that anger me the most!
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(1) Uh oh! Irony alert! As soon as you step foot into their domain, the zebra’s all grab sticks and repeatedly beat you with them.


Rough start for some, great for others, can’t wait for the tables to turn!

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Egan_BW

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2022, 03:22:07 pm »

Oh well. Find the guy spreading propaganda and stab him on live television, then.
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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2022, 03:52:42 pm »

Commence the blood ritual using the sacrifices blood as fuel for the spell to summon a horde of demons
« Last Edit: March 05, 2022, 08:04:29 pm by Horizon »
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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2022, 04:50:51 pm »

"Too easy..." Steal the Confessors data to gain information on her and her location before wiping all the data off the data market

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2022, 05:36:08 pm »

Use my connections to fund the making of a very advanced security system and sell it to the highest bidders. And to myself. Install it into my super secret base.
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BlackPaladin99

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2022, 07:37:33 pm »

create more dead guys.  then create specialized units.  then start covert raids.  start integrating my undead into my tech.  finally, help Azal with whatever he is doing.
 
« Last Edit: March 05, 2022, 08:39:55 pm by BlackPaladin99 »
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Horizon

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2022, 07:58:33 pm »

((Action changed, ? is not helping Azal rn.))
« Last Edit: March 05, 2022, 08:07:12 pm by Horizon »
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BlackPaladin99

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2022, 08:38:23 pm »

what was your former action? i am willing to help.
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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2022, 09:03:20 pm »

Establish a villainous Savings and Loan. Begin milking other villains for profit.
Counter the slander by rebranding: call ourselves GOOD Inc. Begin selling tobacco to minors.

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« Reply #24 on: March 06, 2022, 02:02:35 am »

"Oh god, this is why I hate you zebras!"
Reveal that I've had a gun the whole time, and shoot one of the zebras in the gut!
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SuperDino85

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« Reply #25 on: March 06, 2022, 03:05:42 pm »

Use my connections to fund the making of a very advanced security system and sell it to the highest bidders. And to myself. Install it into my super secret base.

(5) Your security system proves to be very complicated and effective and you score a huge profit off of it as well as ultra securing your base.

Oh well. Find the guy spreading propaganda and stab him on live television, then.

(5) Despite the guy’s base being secret, you find it easily. Getting past the complicated security to the guy himself is another issue.

CONFESSOR VS LOGAN’S SECURITY SYSTEM
(1 v 1)
Confessor trips over a thread that was stretched across the floor, which breaks in the process.

"Too easy..." Steal the Confessors data to gain information on her and her location before wiping all the data off the data market

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(4) Layman finds the confessor’s location and a small amount of personal data before taking it and cleaning out the rest of the data from the market. Easy stuff. The confessor is located…in Logan’s secret base?

Commence the blood ritual using the sacrifices blood as fuel for the spell to summon a horde of demons

(2) Despite Azal’s hard work in getting stuff ready, misfortune bites him again and the blood merely fizzles slowly into smoke.

create more dead guys.  then create specialized units.  then start covert raids.  start integrating my undead into my tech.  finally, help Azal with whatever he is doing.
 


(1) ?’s attempt at raising more dead guys accidentally causes a few of his current army to crumble instead.
(5) They DO succeed at organizing them into different military related roles though, each specializing in different weaponry and techniques from the others
(3) The attempted raids turn out to be pretty clumsy attempts but not total disasters
(1) Tech doesn’t seem to be any compatible with…zombie physiology, as both the tech and the hosts fall to pieces
So ? decides to try and use the pieces of fallen zombies to assist with Azal’s spell.
(3) Shockingly, this does summon some demons, albeit only a handful of not very powerful ones.

Establish a villainous Savings and Loan. Begin milking other villains for profit.
Counter the slander by rebranding: call ourselves GOOD Inc. Begin selling tobacco to minors.

(6) Your attempt at rebranding causes your company to suddenly flood with popularity!
(6) Your tobacco sells so good you can barely keep it in stock consistently. And it’s not just the minors buying it either. You start raking in mountains of cash a day. Congratulations.

"Oh god, this is why I hate you zebras!"
Reveal that I've had a gun the whole time, and shoot one of the zebras in the gut!
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(1) You pull out…a water pistol.


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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #26 on: March 06, 2022, 03:27:38 pm »

"Well well well predictable as always aren't you Confessor? Couldn't of made this easier for me if you tried." Using one of my many spare untraceable nokia phones SWAT the confessors location to the police saying they are lethally armed and have a hostage then sit back in my chair and wait with a smug grin.

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Egan_BW

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #27 on: March 06, 2022, 03:46:20 pm »

Having successfully defeated the security system, stab Logan.
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BlackPaladin99

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #28 on: March 06, 2022, 04:54:42 pm »

Raise more dead guys.  Keep working on integrating zombies into tech and helping Azal.
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Knightwing64

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #29 on: March 06, 2022, 06:54:24 pm »

Hah! Did you really think a mere tripwire was the extent of my defenses? You really are dummy then you look!

Logan pulls a remote and presses a button on it. This activates the rest of his incredibly deadly and scientifically advanced security system!

While the confessor’s busy with that, Logan uses his contacts to call for backup while in his super secret base’s super secret bunker with traps and the confessors childhood crush tied to a chair.


(Hopefully I’m getting across wacky mad scientist vibes as well as I think I am.)

(Also, Egan, it was just a little propaganda, can’t we come… to a arrangement? I wish I had a hairless cat to stroke right now, that would really complete the vibe I have going.)
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