Use my connections to fund the making of a very advanced security system and sell it to the highest bidders. And to myself. Install it into my super secret base.
(5) Your security system proves to be very complicated and effective and you score a huge profit off of it as well as ultra securing your base.
Oh well. Find the guy spreading propaganda and stab him on live television, then.
(5) Despite the guy’s base being secret, you find it easily. Getting past the complicated security to the guy himself is another issue.
CONFESSOR VS LOGAN’S SECURITY SYSTEM(1 v 1)
Confessor trips over a thread that was stretched across the floor, which breaks in the process.
"Too easy..." Steal the Confessors data to gain information on her and her location before wiping all the data off the data market
Name: Layman
Description: A short man hidden behind a blue cloak and frowning gold mask. Under the cloak is a white bodysuit... as well as a pistol and saber.
Motivation: To force the Confessor to answer for her crimes.
(4) Layman finds the confessor’s location and a small amount of personal data before taking it and cleaning out the rest of the data from the market. Easy stuff. The confessor is located…in Logan’s secret base?
Commence the blood ritual using the sacrifices blood as fuel for the spell to summon a horde of demons
(2) Despite Azal’s hard work in getting stuff ready, misfortune bites him again and the blood merely fizzles slowly into smoke.
create more dead guys. then create specialized units. then start covert raids. start integrating my undead into my tech. finally, help Azal with whatever he is doing.
(1) ?’s attempt at raising more dead guys accidentally causes a few of his current army to crumble instead.
(5) They DO succeed at organizing them into different military related roles though, each specializing in different weaponry and techniques from the others
(3) The attempted raids turn out to be pretty clumsy attempts but not total disasters
(1) Tech doesn’t seem to be any compatible with…zombie physiology, as both the tech and the hosts fall to pieces
So ? decides to try and use the pieces of fallen zombies to assist with Azal’s spell.
(3) Shockingly, this does summon some demons, albeit only a handful of not very powerful ones.
Name: Evil Unlimited, LLC
Description: A holding company that invests in all things villainy, at extortionate prices, of course
Reason for villainy: pure greed
Counter the slander by rebranding: call ourselves GOOD Inc. Begin selling tobacco to minors.
(6) Your attempt at rebranding causes your company to suddenly flood with popularity!
(6) Your tobacco sells so good you can barely keep it in stock consistently. And it’s not just the minors buying it either. You start raking in mountains of cash a day. Congratulations.
"Oh god, this is why I hate you zebras!"
Reveal that I've had a gun the whole time, and shoot one of the zebras in the gut!
Name: Dr. Unpleasant
Description: A balding man with a mustache wearing a dirty old lab coat.
Reason for being a villain: The animals at the zoo don't like him.
(1) You pull out…a water pistol.
Villain Leaderboard
1st: Logan Von Newman (Knightwing64) (Has established connections with a few people with lots of resources to spare and successfully damaged the reputation of everyone else, also owns a secret base with an advanced security system)
2nd: Evil Unlimited (Ozarck) (Quickly countered their damaged reputation and is rapidly raking in profits from tobacco sales)
3rd: ? (BlackPaladin99) (Currently commands an organized army of dead guys, accidentally destroyed a few)
4th: Azal of the Crimson Order (Horizon) (Thanks to ?’s efforts, commands a handful of not-very-powerful demons)
5th: Layman (Fluffe9911) (has access to the data market and the Confessor’s data)
6th: Confessor (Egan_BW)
7th: Dr. Unpleasant (King Zultan) (got beat up by zebras)
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