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[Rockeater]

A
We can revisit this idea later.

E
We’re already forgettable. Let’s be forgotten for a bit.

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[BlackPaladin99]

AB

[TricMagic]

A
We can revisit this idea later.

E
We’re already forgettable. Let’s be forgotten for a bit.

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[Kilojoule Proton]

AAE

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[A_Curious_Cat]

We need demonic NAZI velociraptors.

[Magmacube_tr]

We DESPERATELY CRAVE demonic NAZI velociraptors.

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[Knightwing64]

We DESPERATELY CRAVE demonic NAZI velociraptors.

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[Demonic Spoon]

What does the even mean.

[Magmacube_tr]

What does the even mean.

Demonic NAZI velociraptors, we want them. Duh.

[King Zultan]

We DESPERATELY CRAVE demonic NAZI velociraptors.

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[NUKE9.13]

Apologies if anyone was starting to worry that the in-game hiatus was going to be matched in real time.
TURNTURNTURN

The faux-core is quickly recycled (+2). Nice idea, perhaps worth revisiting in the future. But not now.

Subsequently, you seal your entrance, and collapse the cave leading up to it. The kobolds go into stasis. Matt probably does as well, but since he spends most of his time as a stationary object anyway, it's hard to tell.

You can vaguely sense things happening outside. Over the next few weeks, humans occasionally visit, but none of them make a serious attempt to excavate the collapsed cave. The last such visit is after about a month. After that, nothing. Time passes; seasons change; you slumber.

It is around two decades later that something startles you back to awareness. Some sort of magical catastrophe occurs- you're not sure how far away it happened, but the reverberations are powerful enough to reach you, and you are even able to extract some usable energy from them (+2). You decide to open up, in order to send some kobolds out to see what's going on.

Through the eyes of the kobolds, you can't see anything significantly different. There's no sign of massive devastation in the surroundings, or any mushroom clouds on the horizon. But there is a... feeling. A bad feeling. The kobolds are set on edge, baring their fangs and chittering in agitation as they mosey around. There's obviously something going on out there. The question is, is this an opportunity for you, or a threat? You don't think you can be completely destroyed... but then again, you don't really know what the world is capable of. Whatever caused the magical catastrophe might be powerful enough to kill a fractal dungeon. What to do?

A: Grand reopening! Send the kobolds out to attack humans- vent their aggression.
B: Modest reopening. Have the kobolds do their totem thing again.
C: Quiet reopening. Just restore the entrance and wait.
D: Recall the kobolds, reseal the entrance, and slumber for another couple of decades.

You have a bit of energy you could spend. Perhaps an upgrade is in order?

A: No changes.
B+: Changes (suggest something, assign it a letter).

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

ENERGY RESERVE: 6
KILL COUNT: 3
REPUTATION: Forgotten Dungeon

DUNGEON DETAILS

LAYOUT (Applies to entire dungeon): Corners, Small Side Rooms, Alcoves

ENTRY: Modest but intriguing.

FIRST SEGMENT:
   Inhabited By: Matt, Kobolds
   Traps: Spikey
   Features: None
   
SECOND SEGMENT:
   Inhabited By: Kobolds
   Traps: Spikey
   Features: Spinning Maze
   
THIRD SEGMENT:
   No notable features.
   
FURTHER SEGMENTS: Unexplored and unmodified.

[crazyabe]

B
BA [Add 'pseudo splits' (pairs of opposing 'Y' splits) to your halls at regular intervals.]

[Maximum Spin]

A
Z: Add interconnecting side passages that rejoin the main corridor further along, so that it looks like there is more dungeon to explore than there really is, helping adventurers get lost. Train the kobolds to remove any traces that adventurers might leave behind to mark their way.

[brewer bob]

A
Z: Add interconnecting side passages that rejoin the main corridor further along, so that it looks like there is more dungeon to explore than there really is, helping adventurers get lost. Train the kobolds to remove any traces that adventurers might leave behind to mark their way.

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[Kashyyk]

Sure, let's do AZ.