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[Scoops Novel]

What would be in it?

Written for aliens of course.

I'll shoot the guy who says the obvious reference.

[None]

an interstellar freeway

[Vector]

I'll shoot the guy who says the obvious reference.

Is this the part where I take off my helmet and say "I am no guy?"


Presumably they would want to talk to our mice and dolphins most, I don't know what kinds of tourist attractions they have but I guess they would probably like to visit the dominant species on the planet.

[anewaname]

So, are you verifying that there are aliens making regular stops at or near Earth? Because you need regular traffic for the hitchhikers to catch a ride...

[delphonso]

You gotta check out the "Pyramids" of "Cairo", they look just like the florbax grafibulon built 6000 years ago on our planet!

[hops]

Mostly harmless.

Fool, I am not a guy. I cannot be shot.

[Folly]

Earth produces some of the very finest towels in the known galaxy.

[Frumple]

Hypnotoad will finally get the intragalactic recognition their warty splendor deserves!

[King Zultan]

We need to put a massive ad in if for the giant string ball!

[Magistrum]

Earth is obviously advertisement space, being right in the interstellar freeway and all.

[dragdeler]

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[Scoops Novel]

Nah, Earth looks too pretty from orbit.

[Frumple]

I mean, to human visual spectrums. To other species it might be one of the ugliest planets in the galaxy.

[Scoops Novel]

9 out of 10 planets disagree

[King Zultan]

I have a feeling that this book would be like 90% ads for stuff that wasn't even on Earth.