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[Maximum Spin]

After extensive conversation with a screaming yonic seashell, Shinka also prototypes the following:

Name: Metarugia
Traits:
 + Flesh robots: Despite being made of meat, metarugia have interchangeable parts and could pop working pieces off a corpse to replace their own damaged limbs.
 + Nuclear-armed: In emergencies, metarugia's words are backed by nuclear weapons.
 - Clearly designated weak points: All metarugia have some particular weak point which is clearly highlighted by its entire design. This differs from individual to individual.
Description:
The metarugia are huge walking flesh robots that stomp around and eat, occasionally stopping either to fight to the death or to mate in incredibly messy and unappealing fashion. They are about as smart as elephants, but capable of more extensive tool use. They are also edible.

Competition act.

[Demonic Spoon]

The Flesh Conch of Screaming croons soft comforting lullabies as it slowly precipitates the idea of Metarugia from snot, bass and raw competitive spirit. A small lake of drool begins to form under the noisy godling as they think of how delicious the mortals will taste once they're done cooking.

Add Flesh and Music to the Metarugia

Name: Metarugia
Traits:
 + Flesh robots: Despite being made of meat, metarugia have interchangeable parts and could pop working pieces off a corpse to replace their own damaged limbs.
 + Nuclear-armed: In emergencies, metarugia's words are backed by nuclear weapons.
 - Clearly designated weak points: All metarugia have some particular weak point which is clearly highlighted by its entire design. This differs from individual to individual.
Description:
The metarugia are huge walking flesh robots that stomp around and eat, occasionally stopping either to fight to the death or to mate in incredibly messy and unappealing fashion. They are about as smart as elephants, but capable of more extensive tool use. They are also edible.

[Demonic Spoon]

The Flesh Conch of Sceaming wails in contemplation.

"HUNGRYEATEATpopulateMetarugiapropagatespreadsowseedsHARVESTFOODFOODFOODHUNGRY"

Timely intervention by the Faceless Prince (target: 18, roll: 14) has sent the Great House of Cancer splashing into the Endless Blue, and a fiery bolt by Shinka has seared away the Flesh Shrine despite the Flesh Conch of Screaming's warping of fate (target: 14, roll: 9).

The Flesh Conch of Screaming attempts to body-slam the Forest of Glass and Steel onto Yamayunqa.

Propose that Night reserves be public again because this is annoying.

[Glass]

The Flesh Conch of Screaming attempts to body-slam the Forest of Glass and Steel onto Yamayunqa.

Stop that-
The Faceless Prince attempts to restrain the Flesh Conch from throwing pieces of the Old World at Yamayunqa.

[Egan_BW]

"Twi, shall we instantiate the Sermin?"

[Knightwing64]

C’thun spends a madness act to invert the anti corruption into something beneficial for it.

[Glass]

C’thun spends a madness act to invert the anti corruption into something beneficial for it.

The Faceless Prince sees C'thun's activities and sighs. They walk over, grab C'thun by the shoulder, and pull them aside.
Listen, a word of advice on investments. You're getting caught up in plans that none of the other divinities want to see going through, and are willing to spend Acts on preventing. Trying to force these failed plots through is, ultimately, throwing good Acts after bad. What's done is done, and you're not getting the sunk costs back. Remember, as much as you enjoy it, you're not a Corruption god - you're a god of Madness and Creation.
Why not invest in arranging for mad artists and the like to start popping up? Make some things that can't be explained rationally? You're not going to be able to steal souls by force, but that doesn't mean you can't win hearts and minds in other ways. There's smarter ways to get what you're looking for.

[Knightwing64]

“You know what? That makes sense. I am still trying to get rid of the anti corruption, but once that is gone, I will do what you suggest.”

“Harvey, if you let me get rid of your crazy anti corruption, we won’t have to fight.”

[Demonic Spoon]

“You know what? That makes sense. I am still trying to get rid of the anti corruption, but once that is gone, I will do what you suggest.”

“Harvey, if you let me get rid of your crazy anti corruption, we won’t have to fight.”

Following several minutes of incoherent wailing and mild hiccups, the Flesh Conch of Screaming states through invasively intimate slobbering that they will withdraw support for Anti-Corruption if C'Thun damages or deprives any of the properties, holdings or agents of the Faceless Prince or Shinka.

"SMASHSMASHSMASH!"

[Glass]

Listen, I simply do not want your flesh-stuff around my regions, and especially not right on top of my Monument. I don’t mind their existence, and you will note that your House of Cancer is still very much extant.

[Maximum Spin]

Following several minutes of incoherent wailing and mild hiccups, the Flesh Conch of Screaming states through invasively intimate slobbering that they will withdraw support for Anti-Corruption if C'Thun damages or deprives any of the properties, holdings or agents of the Faceless Prince or Shinka.

"SMASHSMASHSMASH!"

Dude I just made you flesh tanks. I thought we were cool, bro.

[TricMagic]

"Hmm, what to do. I have all the regions created, but I still have that artifact that needs finishing."

[Demonic Spoon]

Following several minutes of incoherent wailing and mild hiccups, the Flesh Conch of Screaming states through invasively intimate slobbering that they will withdraw support for Anti-Corruption if C'Thun damages or deprives any of the properties, holdings or agents of the Faceless Prince or Shinka.

"SMASHSMASHSMASH!"

Dude I just made you flesh tanks. I thought we were cool, bro.

The Flesh Conch of Screaming wobbles disturbingly for a moment as various mouths blabber and blather before tuning into coherence

"eAthUnGRYthatSTRuetrUEtruEiwILLwithDRAWthaToFFErOFFeroffEREATEAT!"

[Knightwing64]

“Is there a way we could end this conflict nicely? Fleshy offered me a deal, and I kinda need to accept to further my plans. But they only told me to help, not do. Is that okay with you Faceless?”

[Egan_BW]

Spoiler: Sermin (click to show/hide)

Name: Sermin
Traits:
 + Co-operative- Being a species evolved from communal beasts, and where each individual consists of multiple organisms, Sermin have the natural and instinctual ability to engage in jolly co-operation, with their own kind and others. They are happy to aid their communities, in the faith that said community will aid them, as well.
 + Architects- Sermin inherit their progenitor species' ability to build, which combined with their greater intelligence allows them to create mighty structures indeed.
 - Comparatively fragile- Sermin trade durable stone plates for the necessary dexterity and brain size of a Mortal. As such, their exoskeletons provide little in the way of protection.
Description: Uplifted relatives of the Termin, an "individual" Sermin consists of several specialized insects, each around the size of a dog, whose consciousnesses and souls are intertwined and merged into one. The exact size and shape of this super-organism (and super-soul) varies between individuals, depending on the variety and configuration of bodies. The most common of which is a simple stack of bugs, one on top of another up to around the height of a humanoid. The bug on the bottom has well adapted strong legs to carry the ones above, one of the middle bugs has pincers developed to be used to manipulate tools, and the one of top has greater brain size in order to aid the coherence of the whole.

Contribute Freedom Act to prototype Sermin.

Support the Drift King in an epic pokemon battle against the Singing Flesh! There can be only one king of the driftlands!