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King Zultan

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Re: dumb hypotheticals thread
« Reply #45 on: August 09, 2022, 01:58:42 am »

I pull a gun and shoot that guy girl in the dick vagina!
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« Reply #46 on: December 10, 2022, 01:48:41 pm »

The Most street-smart guy in New York vs the wisest Wise Guy in the Mafia

They both wake up one morning with the identity of the other and the belief that the other man killed their grandparents in a drunken boating accident.
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« Reply #47 on: December 10, 2022, 06:25:13 pm »

What if when he is when the when?  ???
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« Reply #48 on: December 10, 2022, 10:22:34 pm »

The Most street-smart guy in New York vs the wisest Wise Guy in the Mafia

They both wake up one morning with the identity of the other and the belief that the other man killed their grandparents in a drunken boating accident.

They drink away their grief, since they're clearly the same person.  :P

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« Reply #49 on: December 11, 2022, 02:30:06 am »

The Most street-smart guy in New York vs the wisest Wise Guy in the Mafia

They both wake up one morning with the identity of the other and the belief that the other man killed their grandparents in a drunken boating accident.

They drink away their grief, since they're clearly the same person.  :P
Like good dwarves they solve all problems with alcohol and violence.
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« Reply #50 on: December 11, 2022, 02:38:47 am »

Humans are given the free, totally optional choice of converting into Cybermen. Completely self sufficient walking suits of armour, no longer needing food or sleep, just electricity. Superhuman physical ability and eternal life, but with emotional inhibitors. Not exactly an attractive option for anybody who enjoys being human.


Thing is, it's a pretty much guaranteed chance to survive the inevitable over-heating of the planet and the dwindling of its natural resources.


How many humans do you think actually go for it

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« Reply #51 on: December 11, 2022, 05:07:46 am »

I'm sure there would be some that would want it, but I bet way more wouldn't be interested due to the removal of emotions.
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Re: dumb hypotheticals thread
« Reply #52 on: February 14, 2023, 12:13:35 am »

How long could Robin Hood operate a Drug Den in the Amazon Rainforest?

Against the Sheriff of the DEA, and the CIA.

Robin Hood and his Merry Men are given maps and a monk with wikipedia.
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« Reply #53 on: February 14, 2023, 02:12:40 am »

Pretty sure he'd die since bows aren't as good as guns.
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« Reply #54 on: February 14, 2023, 09:58:01 pm »

Cerberus wins

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You really think Amit loses?
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« Reply #55 on: February 18, 2023, 07:16:26 am »

Ammit has "the head of a crocodile, the front legs of a lion, and the hindquarters of a hippopotamus."

He can't out-maneuver Cerberus so he get's chomped.
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« Reply #56 on: February 19, 2023, 01:58:19 am »

Even with three heads a dog is gonna have a hard time eating something with an ass that big.
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« Reply #57 on: February 19, 2023, 11:16:52 am »

A hippopotamus does actually have very tough skin... you might have the beginning of a strategy...
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« Reply #58 on: February 20, 2023, 02:00:53 am »

Ammit and her ass of steal will crush Cerberus!
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« Reply #59 on: February 28, 2023, 08:31:30 pm »

Ammit has "the head of a crocodile, the front legs of a lion, and the hindquarters of a hippopotamus."

He can't out-maneuver Cerberus so he get's chomped.
See, I just think Ammit is — to dip into difficult-to-quantify areas — more powerful than Cerberus. Ammit eats souls, and was basically the embodiment of fear for the ancient Egyptians. What does Cerberus do? He just kinda sits around.
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