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[King Zultan]

I pull a gun and shoot that guy girl in the dick vagina!

[Scoops Novel]

The Most street-smart guy in New York vs the wisest Wise Guy in the Mafia

They both wake up one morning with the identity of the other and the belief that the other man killed their grandparents in a drunken boating accident.

[Magmacube_tr]

What if when he is when the when? 

[EuchreJack]

The Most street-smart guy in New York vs the wisest Wise Guy in the Mafia

They both wake up one morning with the identity of the other and the belief that the other man killed their grandparents in a drunken boating accident.

They drink away their grief, since they're clearly the same person. 

[King Zultan]

The Most street-smart guy in New York vs the wisest Wise Guy in the Mafia

They both wake up one morning with the identity of the other and the belief that the other man killed their grandparents in a drunken boating accident.

They drink away their grief, since they're clearly the same person. 

Like good dwarves they solve all problems with alcohol and violence.

[NRDL]

Humans are given the free, totally optional choice of converting into Cybermen. Completely self sufficient walking suits of armour, no longer needing food or sleep, just electricity. Superhuman physical ability and eternal life, but with emotional inhibitors. Not exactly an attractive option for anybody who enjoys being human.


Thing is, it's a pretty much guaranteed chance to survive the inevitable over-heating of the planet and the dwindling of its natural resources.


How many humans do you think actually go for it

[King Zultan]

I'm sure there would be some that would want it, but I bet way more wouldn't be interested due to the removal of emotions.

[Scoops Novel]

How long could Robin Hood operate a Drug Den in the Amazon Rainforest?

Against the Sheriff of the DEA, and the CIA.

Robin Hood and his Merry Men are given maps and a monk with wikipedia.

[King Zultan]

Pretty sure he'd die since bows aren't as good as guns.

[Laterigrade]

Cerberus wins

FATALITY

wait, really?
You really think Amit loses?

[Scoops Novel]

Ammit has "the head of a crocodile, the front legs of a lion, and the hindquarters of a hippopotamus."

He can't out-maneuver Cerberus so he get's chomped.

[King Zultan]

Even with three heads a dog is gonna have a hard time eating something with an ass that big.

[Scoops Novel]

A hippopotamus does actually have very tough skin... you might have the beginning of a strategy...

[King Zultan]

Ammit and her ass of steal will crush Cerberus!

[Laterigrade]

Ammit has "the head of a crocodile, the front legs of a lion, and the hindquarters of a hippopotamus."

He can't out-maneuver Cerberus so he get's chomped.

See, I just think Ammit is — to dip into difficult-to-quantify areas — more powerful than Cerberus. Ammit eats souls, and was basically the embodiment of fear for the ancient Egyptians. What does Cerberus do? He just kinda sits around.