Turn 3Reject humanity, become FROGGE
[4]
Frog form acquired. You can now speak to frogs.
Still call him Bob, go to an ally and bat someone over the head with Bob
[2]
You bat yourself with Bob. You have a concussion. That’s a strong fish!
Use my newly-sharp claws and infatuated victim to sacrifice ye fat dude to myself, attempting to grow in power.
"Death is the only truly permanent thing. Come, be with me forever."
[6]
This works but in a way you didn’t expect. He is now truly with you forever. Fatty is now fused with your soul and will flirt with you until the end of you. You got a power up tho
Use sympathetic magic to snap fat guy's legs to facilitate sacrifice.
[4]
This works and gets you higher mastery of sympathetic magic. It makes your legs hurt very bad though.
Eat “Papa Bear”, then break out of jail.
[4]
This works. You are now in front of the jail in a prison uniform.
OBTAIN PHONE CALL GOD ASK HIM TO COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AS I NEED HIS HELP WITH SOMETHING, IF GOD ISN'T AVAILABLE ASK JESUS TO HELP INSTEAD.
[2]
You attempt this but stop when a pillar of holy fire destroys your phone for daring to contact god without being pure of body, mind and soul.
Make the rocks into sentient and fierce warriors
[6]
You achieve this and they surround you and take you hostage for a ransom.
Accept that I live in the picture dimension and prepare to live my life there. Does anywhere look like a good place to settle?
[5]
You settle at a nice cabin near a lake which makes you more attuned to the magic of pictures.
Acquire Stando Powah
[6]
You get so much stando powah you explode, with COLORS
Encourage Mod to delay the update further!
...it's actually the only winning move.
[2]
You encourage the mod to write the turn faster.
Sigh, I’ll do it tomorrow and write a note so I don’t forget
Write a note
[5]
Your notes are so good they can affect reality in small and minor ways.
Write ten million notes!
[5]
Same thing as horizon, but more quantity then quality.
Tear up all the notes to end the game.
[1]
You help them to write more notes and make them more powerful.
SuperDino85 and Horizon are now Note Masters!Write several thousand more notes to remind you about the notes that get torn up.
[4]
The mods house is now flooded in notes
If the game doesn't get updated then it ends.
Submit a new action every time the OP tries to update, thus delaying it.
[3]
You submit this action, which delays the OP by a few minutes.
The Elder Gods have Awoken
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