Turn 2:>Respawn and repeat previous action, this time with actual weapons.
[5]
You successfully break into NASA headquarters and get a spaceship. You are now in space. With a spaceship. WITH NO SUPPLIES AND NASA AFTER YOU
Be Devastator's Stand.
[1]
You devastate your ability to stand. Both of your legs are broken.
Put the book carefully on a shelf and go buy a sandwich for lunch, making sure not to practice any picture magic.
(lol)
[1]
You make sure to put the book on the shel- oop. You are now in the PICTURE DIMENSION
Sharpen my claws before the fat guy comes back.
[6]
You sharpen your claws very cutely. Fat guy is now very inlove with you and traps you in his basement while he research’s a way to be with you forever. And get some cat food.
Summon a lesser servant of the Elder God to help with our plans, and call him Bob
[3]
You try to summon a lesser servant. You get a fish that can talk but knows nothing about anything.
ROCK’N’LOAD!
[1]
The police ROCK N LOAD you very HARD for noise problems. You are in jail next to someone called “Papa Bear”
use my newfound earth magic to weaponize and transform a volcano into my own personal cannon
[5]
It works, but it’s somewhat weaker then a normal volcano.
Shrug at my family then head to a hospital
[3]
You shrug and make your way to the hospital. The hospital chases you away because you have no major injuries.
THROW ZELDA DISC/DISK WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO SLICE FABRIC OF REALITY
[1]
Dead = you
Find phone, call Jesus, ask him to put his dad on the phone and ask God to get his ass over here!
[4]
Since you rolled well, imma give u a hint. Be more specific.
join the same cult as rock eater and become high priest.
[6]
You do become high priest. Then get sacrificed to the talking fish.