Turn 1Dance
[2]
You dance, terribly. Not only did you sprain your ankle, your family is looking at you with poorly hidden disgust.
PRAY LOAD MUZIK
[4]
You PRAY very good LOAD MUZIK on your boombox, you have developed a crowd.
Sit very still and read a book with pictures.
[5]
You look at a random picture book your grandpa found at a yard sale. It’s a magic picture book and gives you
picture magic. Congrats.
EJECT DISK/DISC WHILE GAME STILL RUNNING
[3]
You do this while playing Zelda. The game crashes. What did you expect?
Call God and ask him to wake up and get his ass over here.
[4]
You call upon MAZAK, god of assholes and he appears in front of you then disappears because that dumbass god never existed. You gain very
weak Summoning Magic.Be Catgirl
[6]
You become a Catgirl and get abducted by a fat dude who wants a catgirl in his harem. Congratulations you fucking delinquent.
Join the nearest Elder Gods worshiping cult
[5]
You become the cult leader of a nearby cult of elder god worship. You gain
Blood Magic and you kinda look like a fish now.
Wake up the gods.
[4]
You wake a few random gods who disappear to god knows where.
I decide that the earth will become incredibly unsafe by the next few turns, so I will find my way into space and build an orbital shipyard to conquer the galaxy and mainly get away from this (soon to be) shithole planet.
[1]
You got shot trying to break into NASA headquarters to steal a spaceship. Respawn?
consume the Earth
[5]
You are not powerful enough to consume the earth but you do consume some dirt and gain
Earth Magic.Gods: Sleepwalking, weakened
Elder Gods: Asleep
Titans: Asleep, Imprisoned