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Author Topic: Paranoia Fare: Lazy Friend Computer - Game Over...for now  (Read 4432 times)

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Re: Paranoia Fare: Lazy Friend Computer - Vote for Team Leader
« Reply #45 on: December 18, 2021, 12:40:44 pm »

Steve gets up from the desk "Ah I apologize... anyway I say we roll the dice!"
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Re: Paranoia Fare: Lazy Friend Computer - Vote for Team Leader
« Reply #46 on: December 18, 2021, 11:20:09 pm »

If the Team Leader concurs, I shall roll them!

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Re: Paranoia Fare: Lazy Friend Computer - Vote for Team Leader
« Reply #47 on: December 19, 2021, 08:29:09 am »

Ok, roll
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Re: Paranoia Fare: Lazy Friend Computer - Vote for Team Leader
« Reply #48 on: December 19, 2021, 01:18:23 pm »

And you roll a 5!

We'll be sending you out to kill some Commie Mutant Traitors.

You shall be tasked with eliminating a Communist cell in RUS sector.  Proceed to PLC for outfitting.

The Team Leader shall be allotted 2000 credits for supplies.  Feel free to distribute that among your team, so you don't have to do all the shopping yourself.
PLC's warehouses can get rather large, you might want to split up and cover more ground.  Oh, and you might be needing this.

The Briefing Officer
hands the Team Leader a sack of miscellaneous credits totaling 2000 credits and a Orange revolver with 6 bullets in the chamber.

Good luck!

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Re: Paranoia Fare: Lazy Friend Computer - Vote for Team Leader
« Reply #49 on: December 19, 2021, 02:41:53 pm »

I would like to request a catalog of all available ORANGE and below items available at the PLC warehouses.
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Re: Paranoia Fare: Lazy Friend Computer - Vote for Team Leader
« Reply #50 on: December 19, 2021, 03:24:06 pm »

Rolled a 1 on your Access Roll, so that info is...
ABOVE YOUR SECURITY CLEARANCE

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Re: Paranoia Fare: Lazy Friend Computer - Vote for Team Leader
« Reply #51 on: December 20, 2021, 01:13:33 am »

Uh, why haven't you left yet?  PLC is two sectors over, in PLC sector.  They have many different departments of supplies, some even within your clearance level.

The heavily armored clone points towards the exit impatiently.

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Re: Paranoia Fare: Lazy Friend Computer - Vote for Team Leader
« Reply #52 on: December 20, 2021, 12:23:48 pm »

>Go to the PLC store and find the following:
-A Maser Pulse Carbine (or a similar ORANGE clearance laser submachine gun/rifle, if possible)
-4 extra Orange laser rifle barrels
-An ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAW
-A medical kit for myself
-Blowtorch with fuel
-3 cans of Bouncy Bubble Beverage, Orange Flavor
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Re: Paranoia Fare: Lazy Friend Computer - Vote for Team Leader
« Reply #53 on: December 20, 2021, 04:47:55 pm »

A clerk in an Orange polo shirt spots FRANK-O loading up his cart.

Wow, that is a lot of gear you have there!  Hope you got plenty of credits to pay for all that!

(GM Hint: You don't.  You'll either need to put back the Pulse Carbine, 2 Laser Barrels, the Chainsaw, or the Blowtorch with fuel.  You're required to purchase the Medical Kit for FRANK-O's cover identity.  I've decided to invoke GM Laziness and not total up the stuff line-by-line, instead just eyeballing it like this.  You'll also be out of credits if you buy everything but one of the above.  If you put back two of the above, I'll give what I believe to be a reasonable number of credits back.  You are Troubleshooters, not Accountants.)

GM Request: Could players post their character sheets when the post in spoilers?  I'm having trouble remembering who is who.
Spoiler: Example (click to show/hide)

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Re: Paranoia Fare: Lazy Friend Computer - Vote for Team Leader
« Reply #54 on: December 20, 2021, 06:43:18 pm »

Wow, that is a lot of gear you have there!  Hope you got plenty of credits to pay for all that!
>Put the blowtorch and its fuel back.
Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: December 21, 2021, 09:43:12 am by Screech9791 »
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Re: Paranoia Fare: Lazy Friend Computer - Vote for Team Leader
« Reply #55 on: December 21, 2021, 03:05:50 am »

Wow, that is a lot of gear you have there!  Hope you got plenty of credits to pay for all that!
>Put the blowtorch and its fuel back.
Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)
(Uh, you are also the Field Medic. And your name changes to FRANK-O-1337 upon promotion to Orange clearance, the O stands for Orange.)

The clerk looks directly at Unkn-O-WIN, expecting payment for those goods.

Anything else sir?

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Re: Paranoia Fare: Lazy Friend Computer - Vote for Team Leader
« Reply #56 on: December 21, 2021, 09:43:32 am »

I have everything I'll need. Here's the payment.
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Re: Paranoia Fare: Lazy Friend Computer - Vote for Team Leader
« Reply #57 on: December 21, 2021, 12:18:21 pm »

I have everything I'll need. Here's the payment.

Ok sir, thanks for buying from PLC in PLC sector, please come again when you have more money!

-2000 credits from Unkn-O-WIN

Just an FYI, you all have weapons now.  Frank bought 4 Orange laser barrels and kept two, so everyone else now has a laser barrel to go with the laser gun that I just decided you have.  Even if more than 2 people post, each player now has an Orange laser barrel & gun, I'm not running Alpha Accountant here!
...except Frank, whom has 2 barrels as indicated on their character sheet.

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Re: Paranoia Fare: Lazy Friend Computer - Vote for Team Leader
« Reply #58 on: December 21, 2021, 07:37:52 pm »

Rocks fall, everyone dies.  See you next yearcycle!

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Re: Paranoia Fare: Lazy Friend Computer - Game Over...for now
« Reply #59 on: December 22, 2021, 08:02:14 am »

Surely red rocks can't hurt orange troubleshooters
(more seriously though, what happened here?)
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