Here's a lengthy post:
Here's the background to the story:
Black Mercenaries: A bunch of military centaurs from a previous fortress. They are proficients.
Mod: Wiles mod. Adds stuff but doesn't change gameplay.
Me: Average joe dwarf with average stats and average equipment
Me and 3 Black Mercenaries were tasked to take down a Great Old One by a mayor of average town. We traveled to the cave, and entered the area, only to find the Great Old One waiting for us aboveground, at our spawn point. It turned out that there were a bunch of random humans loitering around the area as well for reasons unknown to us and the Old One was having a field day slaughtering them.
So, as a dutiful group of mercenaries, we charged in at the megabeast (because we didn't want him killing all of OUR prey.)
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The Black Mercenary charges at The great old one!
The Black Mercenary bashes The great old one in the head with her +ｮ-Steel maul-ｯ+!
The shot glances away.
The Black Mercenary collides with The great old one!
The Black Mercenary is knocked over!
The great old one bashes The Merchant in the right hand with its Rope reed left mitten!
It is mangled!
The Merchant loses hold of the small partridge leather trousers.
The great old one bashes The Merchant in the right hand with its Rope reed left mitten!
It is mangled!
The great old one bashes The Merchant in the left lower arm with its Rope reed left mitten!
It is mangled!
The great old one bashes The Merchant in the left lower arm with its Rope reed left mitten!
It is mangled!
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the lower body with his Steel war axe!
The shot glances away.
The Black Mercenary attacks The great old one but It jumps away!
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is parried!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary bashes The great old one in the left claw with her +ｮ-Steel maul-ｯ+!
It is bruised!
The great old one's thumb, left claw has been badly bruised!
The great old one's first finger, left claw has been badly bruised!
The great old one's third finger, left claw has been badly bruised!
The great old one's fourth finger, left claw has been badly bruised!
The Drunk regains consciousness.
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the right arm with his Steel war axe!
The shot glances away.
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is parried!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary bashes The great old one in the left leg with her +ｮ-Steel maul-ｯ+!
The shot glances away.
The great old one bashes The Drunk in the head with its Rope reed left mitten!
It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass!
The Drunk is propelled away by the force of the blow!
Awthrar Galelowba, Drunk has been struck down.
So far... not good. The average joe that I am, burdened under the weight of a a few tonnes of armour, am unable to even reach the creature. (I am in fact, still a few hundred meters away) My Black Mercenary friend is bashing away, but is doing no real damage whatsoever. The human civilians are down to one soul. Grrr...
On a side note, the Old One has worn a rope reed mitten as a boxing glove.
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The Black Mercenary stands up.
The great old one bashes The Merchant in the right lower arm with its Rope reed left mitten!
It is battered!
The Black Mercenary misses The great old one!
The great old one bashes The Merchant in the head with its Rope reed left mitten!
It is mangled!
The Merchant is propelled away by the force of the blow!
As I lumber towards the battlefield, I begin to notice just how big the creature is. At [size: 25], it towers over us all at approximately 26 meters high. I believe it is cheating as it's mass could not possibly fit in the same squares we fit in.
I also notice the Merchant's disgusting cologne as he whizzes past me.
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The Black Mercenary attacks The great old one but It jumps away!
The Black Mercenary charges at The great old one!
The great old one looks surprised by the ferocity of The Black Mercenary's onslaught!
The Black Mercenary bashes The great old one in the right arm with her +ｮ-Steel maul-ｯ+!
It is bruised!
The Black Mercenary collides with The great old one!
The Black Mercenary is knocked over!
The Black Mercenary stands up.
The great old one charges at The Black Mercenary!
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is parried!
The great old one collides with The Black Mercenary!
The Black Mercenary is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is blocked!
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the lower body with her Steel kopis!
The shot glances away.
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the lower body from behind with his Steel war axe!
The shot glances away.
The rest of the mercenaries (except for me) have reached the great beast and have opened a can of whoopass on the dubious foe. Unfortunately, the can is of the same "whoop" as a whoopee cushion and the tentacled monster merely laughs it off.
The merchant who is lying in a pool of his ruby-coloured water calls out to me, telling me that for a limited time only, I can buy any wagon I want today for no interest for 60 seasons and with a 1000 monies instant cash back even if the merchant's guild refuses to offer me credit.
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Nebo Shasttolbistkash, Merchant has bled to death.
The great old one bashes The Black Mercenary in the lower body with its Rope reed left mitten!
It explodes in gore!
The Black Mercenary is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The Black Mercenary slams into an obstacle!
Amak Uthralasri, Black Mercenary has been struck down.
The great old one charges at The Black Mercenary!
The great old one bashes The Black Mercenary in the left front leg with its Rope reed left mitten!
It is mangled!
The great old one collides with The Black Mercenary!
The Black Mercenary is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the lower body from behind with her Steel kopis!
The shot glances away.
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is parried!
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is parried!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary misses The great old one!
The great old one bashes The Black Mercenary in the upper body with its Rope reed left mitten!
It is battered!
The Black Mercenary is having trouble breathing!
The Black Mercenary's liver has been bruised!
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the head from behind with her Steel kopis!
The shot glances away.
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is parried!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the left leg with his Steel war axe!
The shot glances away.
The Black Mercenary stands up.
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is parried!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary misses The great old one!
The great old one charges at The Black Mercenary!
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is blocked!
The great old one collides with The Black Mercenary!
The Black Mercenary is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The spinning Steel kopis strikes The great old one in the right wing from the side!
It is cut!
I join the battle at last! Fear my evil being, for your time of reckoning has come! Behold as my steel curved blade mildly cuts your right wing. Fear your lack of antiseptic or bandaids and horror as you potentially suffer from infection in the future!
A shame that the merchant died. His offer was tempting. I wouldn't doubt that he is currently offering 20% off all baby products to Amak Uthralasri in the afterlife. The Black Mercenaries are now down to three and we silently mourn passing of the group dentist and spear-centaur. Our cavities rejoice.
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The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is parried!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary misses The great old one!
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is blocked!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary misses The great old one!
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is blocked!
The great old one bashes The Black Mercenary in the left rear leg with its Rope reed left mitten!
The shot glances away.
The Black Mercenary stands up.
The spinning Steel kopis strikes The great old one in the upper body from the side!
The shot glances away.
The great old one charges at The Black Mercenary!
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is blocked!
The great old one collides with The Black Mercenary!
The Black Mercenary is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is parried!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the head with her Steel kopis!
The shot glances away.
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is blocked!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the right arm with her Steel kopis!
The shot glances away.
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is blocked!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary misses The great old one!
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is blocked!
The Black Mercenary stands up.
The great old one charges at The Black Mercenary!
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is blocked!
The great old one collides with The Black Mercenary!
The Black Mercenary is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is blocked!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary misses The great old one!
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is blocked!
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is blocked!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary misses The great old one!
The Black Mercenary stands up.
The great old one charges at The Black Mercenary!
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is parried!
The great old one collides with The Black Mercenary!
The Black Mercenary is knocked over and tumbles backward!
My valiant throwing of swords seems to make no difference to the fight. My compatriots have been fought to a corner and are now huddling under their shields while occasionally poking the big toe of their opponent with their blunt blades.
I decide to bravely charge into battle while screaming the ever eternal warcry, "Blood for the Blood God!"
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You hack at The great old one in the first left tentacle from behind with your Steel kopis!
It is cut!
The Steel kopis has lodged firmly in the wound!
The great old one charges at You!
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The great old one collides with You!
You've lost possession of the Steel kopis.
EGADS! My valiant attempt has backfired and the giant monster takes my sword with him (he probably doesn't realize it). My weapon is now 10 stories above ground and I am but a 1/4 story dwarf. With nothing to lose, I make a mad dash for the creature and jump as high as I can-
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You are knocked over and tumble backward!
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Black Mercenary is no longer stunned.
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Black Mercenary stands up.
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The great old one in the right leg with your Steel shield!
The shot glances away.
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The great old one in the second right tentacle with your Steel shield!
It is bruised!
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The great old one in the left wing with your Steel shield!
The shot glances away.
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the head with her Steel kopis!
The shot glances away.
The great old one charges at The Black Mercenary!
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is blocked!
The great old one collides with The Black Mercenary!
The Black Mercenary is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is parried!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary misses The great old one!
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is blocked!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the second right tentacle with her Steel kopis!
The shot glances away.
The Black Mercenary is no longer stunned.
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is blocked!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the left leg with her Steel kopis!
The shot glances away.
You pick up the Steel kopis and put it in your Hemp backpack.
My shield looks quite bent out of shape. I've got an imprint of the Old One's scaley buttocks on it. While I won't doubt that it can now be sold for a good price on D-Bay to some sexual deviant (eXtreme Mature Porn... ewwwwww....), I am in the unenvious position of currently fighting a multistorey monster with a piece of aluminium foil.
Thankfull, in its bashing up of my kopis-wielding ally who is now crying for his mommy while being juggled in the air, my beloved steel blade has wriggled free of the cut in the wing and fallen by my feet.
This must be a sign from the Blood God! I grasp my blade and prepare for battle once more!
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The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is blocked!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the first right tentacle with her Steel kopis!
The shot glances away.
The Black Mercenary stands up.
The great old one charges at The Black Mercenary!
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is parried!
The great old one collides with The Black Mercenary!
The Black Mercenary is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is blocked!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary misses The great old one!
You pick up the Steel kopis and put it in your Hemp backpack.
As I watch my ally get thrown and beaten about, I decide to instead spend the time observing a honey bee pollinating flowers. What a wonderful marvel nature is.
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The great old one bashes The Black Mercenary in the upper body with its Rope reed left mitten!
It collapses into a lump of gore!
The Black Mercenary is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The Black Mercenary slams into an obstacle!
Par Bekorom, Black Mercenary has been struck down.
You stand up.
The great old one charges at You!
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The great old one collides with You!
You are knocked over and tumble backward!
The Great Old One must not have liked me admiring nature as the callous brute knocks me over with a mighty poke of the finger. I show off my magnificent gymnastic rolling skills.
The Black Mercenaries are now down to two though. Our kopis-wielding, coffee-making friend has passed on, his corpse embedded forever entwined in the rope reed boxing glove. Oh, I shall miss your excellent javas dearly.
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The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You miss The great old one!
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The great old one in the right claw with your Steel shield!
The shot glances away.
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The great old one in the upper body with your Steel shield!
The shot glances away.
You stand up.
The great old one charges at You!
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The great old one collides with You!
You are knocked over and tumble backward!
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The great old one in the lower body with your Steel shield!
The shot glances away.
You miss The great old one!
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The great old one in the right claw with your Steel shield!
The shot glances away.
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You stand up.
The great old one charges at You!
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The great old one collides with You!
You are knocked over and tumble backward!
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The great old one collapses and falls to the ground from over-exertion.
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The great old one in the right claw with your Steel shield!
The shot glances away.
You stand up.
The great old one misses You!
You bash The great old one in the left arm with your Steel shield!
The shot glances away.
You bash The great old one in the head with your Steel shield!
The shot glances away.
The great old one attacks You but You jump away!
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The great old one in the upper body with your Steel shield!
The shot glances away.
As I ponder where the last member of the Black Mercenaries is hiding, the being incessantly throws me around in the air. It is very difficult to spot things with all the clouds in the way, but I think I notice his leery silhouette cheering me on down below, from a kilometer away.
Mental note: this year's annual bonus is forfeited.
Looks like I have to get serious! To win this fight, I'll have to abuse a flaw in this world's design. I ready my throwing arm...
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You take out the Steel kopis.
You take out the Steel kopis.
You bash The great old one in the right leg with your Steel shield!
The shot glances away.
The spinning Steel kopis strikes The great old one in the right claw!
It is cut!
The great old one's thumb, right claw has been cut!
The great old one's second finger, right claw has been badly cut!
The great old one's fourth finger, right claw has been cut!
The great old one misses You!
The spinning Steel kopis strikes The great old one in the second left tentacle!
The shot glances away.
Great Amphibians! I am now royally screwed!
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The great old one misses You!
You counterstrike!
You bash The great old one in the head with your Steel shield!
The shot glances away.
You grab The great old one by the throat with your Steel shield!
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You adjust the grip of Your Steel shield on The great old one's throat.
You adjust the grip of Your Steel shield on The great old one's throat.
You adjust the grip of Your Steel shield on The great old one's throat.
The great old one misses You!
You adjust the grip of Your Steel shield on The great old one's throat.
You adjust the grip of Your Steel shield on The great old one's throat.
You adjust the grip of Your Steel shield on The great old one's throat.
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You adjust the grip of Your Steel shield on The great old one's throat.
You adjust the grip of Your Steel shield on The great old one's throat.
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You adjust the grip of Your Steel shield on The great old one's throat.
You adjust the grip of Your Steel shield on The great old one's throat.
You adjust the grip of Your Steel shield on The great old one's throat.
The great old one misses You!
You adjust the grip of Your Steel shield on The great old one's throat.
You adjust the grip of Your Steel shield on The great old one's throat.
You adjust the grip of Your Steel shield on The great old one's throat.
The great old one misses You!
You adjust the grip of Your Steel shield on The great old one's throat.
You adjust the grip of Your Steel shield on The great old one's throat.
The great old one misses You!
You adjust the grip of Your Steel shield on The great old one's throat.
You adjust the grip of Your Steel shield on The great old one's throat.
You release the grip of Your Steel shield from The great old one's throat.
I now learn that it is inherently impossible for a creature whose fingers are but 6 inches long can't strangle another whose throat is 20 meters wide, no matter which pressure point I press. My lessons in Chinese acupunture and ninja training go unused for now.
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You bash The great old one in the right wing with your Steel shield!
The shot glances away.
You bash The great old one in the fourth right tentacle with your Steel shield!
The shot glances away.
You bash The great old one in the left claw with your Steel shield!
The shot glances away.
You bash The great old one in the head with your Steel shield!
The shot glances away.
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The great old one in the left leg with your Steel shield!
The shot glances away.
You bash The great old one in the left wing with your Steel shield!
The shot glances away.
You bash The great old one in the left wing with your Steel shield!
The shot glances away.
The great old one misses You!
You bash The great old one in the first left tentacle with your Steel shield!
The shot glances away.
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You bash The great old one in the lower body with your Steel shield!
The shot glances away.
You bash The great old one in the left wing with your Steel shield!
The shot glances away.
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The great old one in the right arm with your Steel shield!
The shot glances away.
You grab The great old one by the Steel kopis with your Steel shield!
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You release the grip of Your Steel shield from The great old one's Steel kopis.
Lucky break! The vile creation of hell fudges his 999 hit air juggling combo and I hit solid earth. I then make like an elf and prepare a hasty exit!
Of course, I can't forget my swords (haven't paid them off yet), so while the monster curses over its lack of skill, I search the ground.
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There is nothing to pick up here.
There is nothing to pick up here.
There is nothing to pick up here.
There is nothing to pick up here.
There is nothing to pick up here.
There is nothing to pick up here.
There is nothing to pick up here.
There is nothing to pick up here.
There is nothing to pick up here.
You pick up the Steel kopis and put it in your Hemp backpack.
You pick up the Steel kopis and put it in your Hemp backpack.
You drop the Steel shield.
You take out the Steel kopis.
You take out the Steel kopis.
You pick up the Steel shield and put it in your Hemp backpack.
Every day I ponder why I must drop my existing equipment to equip new ones. I try just picking up the new weapons with a free hand, but some part of my body just forbids me from doing so.
Uh oh, the great creature has come to his senses and proceeds towards my tiny figure. Am I doomed? Shall I be squished by the rope reed mitten? Ah, how I wish now that I didn't drop out of lyemaker school. Mother always told me to find a good job and a good fortress to settle in.
But what's that? Up on the horizon! Is it a bird? Is it an elephant? No! It's-
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The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the third left tentacle with his Steel war axe!
The shot glances away.
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the left wing with his Steel war axe!
The shot glances away.
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is parried!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the left wing with his Steel war axe!
The shot glances away.
You pick up the Steel shield and put it in your Hemp backpack.
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the left arm with his Steel war axe!
The shot glances away.
You take out the Steel shield.
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is parried!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the left leg with his Steel war axe!
The shot glances away.
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the lower body with his Steel war axe!
The shot glances away.
The great old one misses The Black Mercenary!
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the fourth left tentacle with his Steel war axe!
The shot glances away.
You hack at The great old one in the second left tentacle with your Steel kopis!
The shot glances away.
Hurrah! The yellow-bellied cur has come at last and the both of us begin reopening the can of unwhoopassness on the megabeast! Again, we resume doing no damage to the monsterous foe and rejoice as we are fought once again into a corner with no hope for survival.
My friend tells me that he didn't come earlier because his leg was broken and he had to fashion a makeshift splinter and bandage and thus, couldn't walk. I would be inclined to believe him if he wasn't, in fact, a centaur with four legs...
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The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the left wing with his Steel war axe!
It is cut!
The great old one strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You hack at The great old one in the right wing with your Steel kopis!
The shot glances away.
You hack at The great old one in the head with your Steel kopis!
The shot glances away.
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the upper body with his Steel war axe!
The shot glances away.
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is parried!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the first right tentacle with his Steel war axe!
The shot glances away.
You hack at The great old one in the left arm with your Steel kopis!
The shot glances away.
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the right foot with his Steel war axe!
It is badly gashed!
The great old one's first toe, right foot has been badly cut!
The great old one's second toe, right foot has been badly cut!
The great old one's fifth toe, right foot has been badly cut!
You hack at The great old one in the left claw with your Steel kopis!
The shot glances away.
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is parried!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the upper body with his Steel war axe!
The shot glances away.
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the first right tentacle with his Steel war axe!
The shot glances away.
You hack at The great old one in the right arm with your Steel kopis!
The shot glances away.
You hack at The great old one in the left wing with your Steel kopis!
The shot glances away.
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the right claw with his Steel war axe!
As we make little dinks in the creatures tough, tough hide, I consider the possiblity of starting a junkyard ochestra. My curved sword now also seems to be curved in the wrong direction.
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The shot glances away.
The great old one misses The Black Mercenary!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the left wing with his Steel war axe!
The shot glances away.
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the second right tentacle with his Steel war axe!
The shot glances away.
The great old one misses The Black Mercenary!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the second right tentacle with his Steel war axe!
The shot glances away.
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the left wing with his Steel war axe!
The shot glances away.
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is parried!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the right wing with his Steel war axe!
The shot glances away.
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the second left tentacle with his Steel war axe!
The shot glances away.
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is parried!
The Black Mercenary hacks at The great old one in the left wing with his Steel war axe!
It is badly gashed!
The Steel war axe has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Black Mercenary twists the embedded Steel war axe around in The great old one's left wing!
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is parried!
The Black Mercenary twists the embedded Steel war axe around in The great old one's left wing!
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is parried!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary twists the embedded Steel war axe around in The great old one's left wing!
The Black Mercenary twists the embedded Steel war axe around in The great old one's left wing!
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is parried!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary twists the embedded Steel war axe around in The great old one's left wing!
The Black Mercenary twists the embedded Steel war axe around in The great old one's left wing!
The Black Mercenary twists the embedded Steel war axe around in The great old one's left wing!
As I stand by the sidelines preparing the evening tea (a calming blend of chamomile along with some choice baked goods I picked from the merchant's mule), I query my teammate as to what he is doing. He replies that he is attempting to start a fire inside the beast and burn it from the inside out.
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The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is parried!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary twists the embedded Steel war axe around in The great old one's left wing!
The Black Mercenary twists the embedded Steel war axe around in The great old one's left wing!
The great old one strikes at The Black Mercenary but the shot is parried!
The Black Mercenary counterstrikes!
The Black Mercenary twists the embedded Steel war axe around in The great old one's left wing!
The great old one passes out from exhaustion.
Aha! My devious plan of using the calming scent of chamomile to send the monster to sleep has worked! Glee as we now have free reign to do whatever we wish to the corpse.
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The Black Mercenary twists the embedded Steel war axe around in The great old one's left wing!
The Black Mercenary twists the embedded Steel war axe around in The great old one's left wing!
The Black Mercenary twists the embedded Steel war axe around in The great old one's left wing!
The Black Mercenary twists the embedded Steel war axe around in The great old one's left wing!
The Black Mercenary twists the embedded Steel war axe around in The great old one's left wing!
You hack at The great old one in the left foot with your Steel kopis!
The shot glances away.
The Black Mercenary twists the embedded Steel war axe around in The great old one's left wing!
You grab The great old one by the throat with your Steel shield!
The Black Mercenary twists the embedded Steel war axe around in The great old one's left wing!
You place a chokehold on The great old one's throat with Your Steel shield!
You strangle The great old one's throat!
The Black Mercenary twists the embedded Steel war axe around in The great old one's left wing!
Slonu Molugar, great old one has bled to death.
The Black Mercenary stands up.
There is much cheering to be had as we successfully strike down the beast in a most honourable and mighty fashion! We loot the belongings of our fallen teammates as well as the civilians (giant cave spider silk thong! OH YEAH baby!) and drag the toenail of the Old One back to the town mayor as proof of our success.
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