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[Knightwing64]

make part of the dungeon  into a nine level maze of insanity full of horrible creatures. 

This better?

Yes. You are now a kind menace to society.

[Fluffe9911]

"As long as its a off branch  from the main dungeon and your the only one who has to maintain it sure!"

[A_Curious_Cat]

Come to think of it, where’s the vegetable delivery man?

[King Zultan]

Ah yes fresh veg the most important loot you can find in any dungeon, no matter how old the dungeon the veg is always fresh! 

[Knightwing64]

I call upon the mighty orca to give us another turn

[Screech9791]

To answer any questions, no I did not die yet even though my disappearance for the past two weeks ways otherwise, I’m just waiting for a monitor replacement so I can write this without having to attempt editing bbcode on my phone.

What happened to the monitor? One of my siblings stole its cable.
Don’t worry I should hopefully get a replacement in a few days.

[Knightwing64]

To answer any questions, no I did not die yet even though my disappearance for the past two weeks ways otherwise, I’m just waiting for a monitor replacement so I can write this without having to attempt editing bbcode on my phone.

What happened to the monitor? One of my siblings stole its cable.
Don’t worry I should hopefully get a replacement in a few days.

YAY

[King Zultan]

HUZZA!

[A_Curious_Cat]

To answer any questions, no I did not die yet even though my disappearance for the past two weeks ways otherwise, I’m just waiting for a monitor replacement so I can write this without having to attempt editing bbcode on my phone.

What happened to the monitor? One of my siblings stole its cable.
Don’t worry I should hopefully get a replacement in a few days.

Wouldn’t it be cheaper to just replace the cable instead of the whole monitor?

Also, HURRAH!  The trucker will soon arrive with a load of okra!

[Screech9791]

To answer any questions, no I did not die yet even though my disappearance for the past two weeks ways otherwise, I’m just waiting for a monitor replacement so I can write this without having to attempt editing bbcode on my phone.

What happened to the monitor? One of my siblings stole its cable.
Don’t worry I should hopefully get a replacement in a few days.

Wouldn’t it be cheaper to just replace the cable instead of the whole monitor?

Also, HURRAH!  The trucker will soon arrive with a load of okra!

Well I don’t know the type of cable off the top of my head and my monitor is scratched anyways.

And damnit that joke is stale

[Knightwing64]

To answer any questions, no I did not die yet even though my disappearance for the past two weeks ways otherwise, I’m just waiting for a monitor replacement so I can write this without having to attempt editing bbcode on my phone.

What happened to the monitor? One of my siblings stole its cable.
Don’t worry I should hopefully get a replacement in a few days.

Wouldn’t it be cheaper to just replace the cable instead of the whole monitor?

Also, HURRAH!  The trucker will soon arrive with a load of okra!

Well I don’t know the type of cable off the top of my head and my monitor is scratched anyways.

And damnit that joke is stale

I use my awesome super secret powers to totally curse you! If you do not make a turn in the next
month, This will happen to you.





What is black and white and red all over?

An Orca on a whaling ship.

More orca jokes soon.

[Knightwing64]

The killer whale planned its attack on the seals for weeks.

It was very carefully orca-strated.

[Knightwing64]

A lonely orca is swimming in the arctic

Normally he doesn't venture this far north, but he figures there's nothing wrong with a longer swim into the frigid waters.

All of sudden he spots the most beautiful girl orca he's ever seen. Too long our poor protagonist has let opportunities pass him by, but not this time. So he gathers his courage and approaches his new crush.

Just as the she whale notices him, he realizes something dire... He hasn't gone to the surface for air in ages.

Abruptly, our orca swims straight up, as fast as he can. As he nears the surface he notices something he's not used to, the water is frozen above him. Desperate for air he braces himself, crashing through the solid water into the open air.

The girl orca, seeing all this, swims up to the lonely whale and asks him what that was all about. Panting, our orca tells his crush

"You're just so beautiful that you took my breath away... I just had to break the ice."

Oh noes, I just relabeled personal orca info. You likey?

[King Zultan]

Don't anger him, if you do we might never get a update.

[Knightwing64]

Don't anger him, if you do we might never get a update.

How do you get a rat to smile? Say cheese!

Alright, I’ve had my weekly jokes. I’m good now.