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[Screech9791]

You are part of the crew of a sprawling underground dungeon that's tasked with maintaining, stocking, and occasionally renovating a dungeon. Have fun, and try not to get killed when you have to maintain the inevitable death trap, feeding the giant death monsters, etc. This also involves training mooks, making sure the acid pits don't accidentally corrode the only thing between them and the floor below, etc.

Minimalist RTD rules, using a D6.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Exist.

Edit:  had the stupid cart before the hearse.

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

Spawn Kobolds for defense

(OOC: for some reason Firefox doesn't know about kobolds and suggests instead that I meant cuckholds)

[Dustan Hache]

find a dragon egg to hatch! it's the perfect boss monster!

[Screech9791]

Spawn Kobolds for defense

(OOC: for some reason Firefox doesn't know about kobolds and suggests instead that I meant cuckholds)

No, we are not recruiting mooks from Reddit or Twitter.

[Fluffe9911]

Clean the floor

[Knightwing64]

Learn a eldritch truth

[King Zultan]

Start digging a trench around the entrance and fill it with sharpened sticks.

[BlackPaladin99]

become an eldritch god

[Screech9791]

Exist.

4: You manage to exist. Good for you.

Spawn Kobolds for defense

(OOC: for some reason Firefox doesn't know about kobolds and suggests instead that I meant cuckholds)

5: You spawn some kobolds for defending the dungeon. They are currently in the storage area and are waiting assignment to a given floor. They have iron armor and weapons. Some scrawny idiot tries to join, but is rejected after failing all criteria we can think of.

find a dragon egg to hatch! it's the perfect boss monster!

5: You get a dragon egg. It's red and orange, and you estimate that it will hatch in 3 turns.

Clean the floor

1: Not only were the floors already clean, but you manage to spill your mop bucket everywhere.

Learn a eldritch truth

4: You learn something so truly cursed I can't describe it for fear of my sanity. You do become better at dealing with physics violations, and get a +1 to all rolls involving that.

Start digging a trench around the entrance and fill it with sharpened sticks.

2: It turns out that the dungeon is located in the Mountains of Firey Doom, which doesn't have any soil near the entrance to dig.

Spoiler: Information (click to show/hide)

Entrance: Surrounded by basalt mountains and volcanos.
Surface: Has a water spill.

Storage: Red & orange egg (estimated hatching time: 3 turns)

Barracks: 10x Kobolds (basic training, iron equipment)

[Knightwing64]

Violate physics to gain more eldritch power. Sacrifice even my humanity if I have to.

[Fluffe9911]

Clean up water spill

[A_Curious_Cat]

Live!

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

Create an EPIC entrance

(OOC EDIT: Also, jealous that I didn't think of doing an RTD dungeon when I'm writing a dungeon story)

[BlackPaladin99]

gain Eldritch power.