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[Norrock]

list the funniest way you've attacked/killed an enemy, or just post epic fights. A weird way i just killed someone was this(It was on the Martial Arts mod, so YES you CAN do this):

The Drunk charges at the guard!
The Drunk humps the guard in the upper body with his Lower Body!
It is Badly pierced!
The Guard looks light-headed!
The Drunk collides with the guard!
the Guard is knocked over and tumbles backwards!

My comrade just stabbed a guard with his pen0r.

[Mulch Diggums]

Theres a...Hump attack in the martial arts mod..? =\

[Kagus]

Goblins.  It injects the poison known as "goblin goo", which will stun an enemy.

They're the only ones who have that attack, though.

[Norrock]

Oh i didn't know that. But I wonder what that goblin goo could be :{

[SHAD0Wdump]

Sean...

ew.

[Keiseth]

Bahahaha! Oh, I have got to try this mod. That's utterly hilarious.

[Keilden]

Wait so goblins can literery rape others to death? Not just the meaning of owning as people use it sometimes.

[Kagus]

Yeah.  Most of the time though, they'll just kick and punch and yell their heads off (not actually coded), since they've got a lot of attacks to pick from and that particular "attack" is only one of them.  Plus, it's normally pretty weak, so the shot just glances away.

I'm guessing that particular goblin drunk was just more potent than usual.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Heh, it ain't THAT bad. Expecially compared to some of the other experiments I've done with the game...  

I just didn't know what "signature attack" to give to the goblins, so I eventually came up with this. It's been in since the start of the mod, people didn't mind, so I kept it...

[Kagus]

And yet, I talk about making gender-specific genitals for purely non-combat reasons and nooOOoo, that's sick and twisted.  Apparently, you have to be able to kill someone with it before it becomes an accepted modification.

[Bullion]

now if it was the lower body, THAT would be sick.

[Norrock]

quote:Originally posted by Sean Mirrsen:
<STRONG>Heh, it ain't THAT bad. Expecially compared to some of the other experiments I've done with the game...  

I just didn't know what "signature attack" to give to the goblins, so I eventually came up with this. It's been in since the start of the mod, people didn't mind, so I kept it...</STRONG>

I don't mind it at all. In fact, i think it's a ******* comedy GOLD MINE.

[Cavalcadeofcats]

That's sick and twisted.

...sort of funny, but nonetheless.

[ricemastah]

IT is no worse then Capt. Falcon's attack in super smash bros. What else would you call it except a hump?

[Cthulhu]

The goblin humps you in the head with its lower body!
It is badly pierced!
Your left eye has been poked out!

Something like that is why I won't play the Martial Arts mod.