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Author Topic: Out Conspiracy the Conspiracy  (Read 2179 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Out Conspiracy the Conspiracy
« Reply #30 on: November 25, 2021, 05:06:12 am »
If you think the things you don't know are bad just wait until you find out the stuff you do know is actually secretly planning to kill with your own hands!
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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Re: Out Conspiracy the Conspiracy
« Reply #31 on: November 25, 2021, 03:35:20 pm »
They arent going to kill you with your own hands.  The real danger is the microwave transmitters they have set up to invade your dreams and plant spider eggs in your brain!
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Iris

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Re: Out Conspiracy the Conspiracy
« Reply #32 on: January 07, 2022, 03:19:49 am »
Microwave transmitters? Please. Those are just a cover-up for the effects of 5G on the body.
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King Zultan

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Re: Out Conspiracy the Conspiracy
« Reply #33 on: January 07, 2022, 03:26:20 am »
5G ain't got shit on 3D bet you didn't know that when a 3D image jumps out of the TV at you it can kill you, Damn CIA putting assassins in movies!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Knightwing64

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Re: Out Conspiracy the Conspiracy
« Reply #34 on: January 07, 2022, 08:01:16 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on January 07, 2022, 03:26:20 am
5G ain't got shit on 3D bet you didn't know that when a 3D image jumps out of the TV at you it can kill you, Damn CIA putting assassins in movies!

Are you dumb? The CIA isn’t real. It was those DAMN ALIEN LIZARD PEOPLE!
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« Reply #35 on: January 08, 2022, 12:57:56 am »
Quote from: Knightwing64 on January 07, 2022, 08:01:16 am
Quote from: King Zultan on January 07, 2022, 03:26:20 am
5G ain't got shit on 3D bet you didn't know that when a 3D image jumps out of the TV at you it can kill you, Damn CIA putting assassins in movies!

Are you dumb? The CIA isn’t real. It was those DAMN ALIEN LIZARD PEOPLE!

What?!  KEAs are in fact real!  Those things EAT SHEEP, for crying out load!!  The lizard people are just a red herring!
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King Zultan

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Re: Out Conspiracy the Conspiracy
« Reply #36 on: January 08, 2022, 04:17:46 am »
KEA is a damn bunch of crap and why would you even give a shit about that when there's a box of fudge in a building!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out Conspiracy the Conspiracy
« Reply #37 on: January 10, 2022, 04:46:33 pm »
Objection! The only fudge worth being called fudge is created the Grandma Cabal! Whatever's in that fridge only deserves to be called brown crap!
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Superdorf

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Re: Out Conspiracy the Conspiracy
« Reply #38 on: January 10, 2022, 05:08:34 pm »
The Grandma Cabal's just a cover organization for the Great-Grandma Cabal, which itself is a figurehead for the Great-Great-Grandma Cabal. Rosie the Riveter is a real person, who discovered a telomere-preservative fudge recipe and used it to secretively attain power and media recognition during WWII. She was at least 80 years old in the old posters—there's no telling how long she could last, selling strictly-limited quantities of immortality fudge to the powers-that-be.

This, by the by, is why Mitch McConnell refuses to die. He's Rosie's illegitimate son, and he's been blackmailing her with that fact ever since he first ran for office.
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King Zultan

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Re: Out Conspiracy the Conspiracy
« Reply #39 on: January 11, 2022, 03:57:03 am »
Why would you care what Rosie is doing when there are flying space butts flying around the planet farting on all the salad bars! Those bastards think they're so clever being invisible but I can see them and I know what they're doing!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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