Everyone entering BLUE!---Dirt Track: When Driving Aggressively, a roll of 2 results in the loss of ONE Momentum. On a failure to pass with a ram or draft, lose ONE momentum. If your momentum is 3 or less after this, you suffer an off course hazard! On a successful ram, knock your opponent off course-but if you fail to avoid spinning out, you go off course!
---Sugar Rush: When recovering after falling back, gain +1 Momentum! Gain +1 Momentum on all rocket starts!
---Twisty Curve: -1 to Power Slides
---Pit Stop (misses Item boxes)
---Item Boxes (Easy Line of 6): 6 total item boxes up for grabs! +1 to grab!
!!Hazard!!
Off Course!
Cookie Crumbles: Spinout and lose one momentum!
Pit Stop: At the cost of a Delay...
-Repair Work: Heals a single mid-race hiccup, once per race. Clears all debuff and penalty effects, such as black marks and track specific ones.
-Inventory Shuffle: Reroll any active or reserve items using a tier from your position when you entered the pit. If your item has a limited amount of charges, repair them to max. Move a dragged item to reserve or vice versa. Active items do not time out while in the pit stop.
-Shield Dome: While in the pit-stop, provide total immunity to all attacks and targeting during the action and lightning phase. An important exception is Headshot items and traps, such as the Blue Shell-these strike in the Hazard Phase!
-Nothing Stronger than Family: Your pit crew can help you in other ways as well, such as hints for track mechanics, sneaky tricks on other racers, and improvising ways to bypass obstacles and create new shortcuts. Use your imagination!
Special
-Chocolate Siphon: Removes all chocolate from your barrel and adds it safely to your pit, to be sold after the race. Can also be filled with other things...
Afterwards, ROCKET start in the clean up phase!
https://youtu.be/sqQBz1TL97I <--Track Mood Music
Player ActionsEverybody but Waluigi rocket starts!Dick Dastardly spins his tires waiting for the gravity tether to release!
[2] Unfortunately, this causes his kart to create a huge pit in the ground, sending mud flying all over the track!
1 Momentum!The track and his kart struggle to affect this outcome-the increases sugar in the air gives his rocket a better burn (+1 momentum) but his
cold start (-1 momentum) sucks away all his gains! Nevertheless, his
high acceleration system allows him to crawl out the grave he dug for his career with
2 Momentum!...
Jack Frost hits his snow-rocket starter!
[3] He mistimes the effect slightly, however, and instead of snowflakes it comes out looking like a choco-frosting shake!
1 Momentum!Thankfully, the sugar boost in the air seems to favor such a nutritious snack-his rocket overcharges, increasing his kart to
2 Momentum off the line!
...
Waluigi decides to forgo a rocket start (his rocket is lousy anyway waaa) for the entirely reasonable method of DARK STAR ENERGY BOOST!
(2/3 uses left)Waluigi gains
3 momentum off the line, hopping past the other racers!
...
Crank takes a deep breath...
[1]The sudden shock of increased pressure to his rocket booster causes him to slip on the pedal and miss a vital second!
0 Momentum!But he's always accounted for this outcome with his high acceleration system, which kicks in at gets his kart moving up to
2 Momentum! A second later, a welcome surprise-his compensator helps counteract the damage to his rocket ignition, and the sugar laden air burns fercely, giving him an additional plus one momentum, ending him up at
3!
Crank shoots out in line with Waluigi (Who's Kart is acting
very weirdly) and right past Jack and Dick!
...
[5] Bowser feels his new high acceleration mesh with an excellent sugar assisted rocket start, giving him a respectable
3 Momentum! He breaks towards the cluster of racers competing for the front!
Bowser hears another giggle from his fludd device.
...
Cranky ultimately decides to start this race out exactly how he did the last!
[1! 0 Momentum!]Instead of rocketing forward, Crankys kart rocket spins in place due to the increased boost power nobody warned him about! While he uses the resulting energy to at least get on the track
(1 momentum), he's fallen a vital step behind the other racers!
...
Dampe is not if the Goddesses can hear prayers all the way in other worlds, but it can't hurt to try...
[6]Power, Wisdom, and Courage are in equal measure as Dampes kart bursts off the line with a perfectly timed rocket start! The sugar dust in the air further increases his boost by 1 momentum, giving him
4 momentum! He blasts by the other racers in a blur!
...
[3] Tricky takes off the line at a slow rumble-the sugar in the air is doing no favor to his acceleration!
"Back of the line? Guess I'll have to work my way to the front!"Movement PhaseDampe rolls out uncontested into a clean
1st place!Waluigi, Crank and Bowser tussle in the following pack!
[1] vs
[2] vs [1]
Crank edges his way right past Waluigi as all three of them immediately begin to struggle on the unfamiliar dirt track!
He takes 2nd![2] vs [2][4] vs [3]
Waluigi and Bowser contest furiously, but ultimately the strange dark power in Waluigis kart gives him enough speed to cut ahead and take
3rd! Bowser rolls into
4th!Behind them,
Dick and Jack try not to fall behind anymore!
[3] vs [2]
Dick Dastardly uses a ground based pun (maybe, 'here's dirt in your eye!' or 'They do say I'm a dirty cheater!') and spins his wheels, flicking off the rest of the road mud right into Jacks face! The resulting mud-flagration allows him to just barely pass and take 5th!
Jack wipes off and rolls into
6th! Spitting mud on him?
That's awful brave for someone in morningstar range...Cranky meanwhile, faces off with a Dinosaur! An Ape fighting a Giant Reptile? The racing master now has the title for his next turn!
[6] vs [2]
Cranky cuts ahead of Tricky without much difficulty, dinosaurs are REALLY slow!
Tricky, meanwhile, has a rebuttal.
"RAAAAAAAAWR! SMAAAAASH!"Cranky looks in his rearview mirror-he can see Tricky building up speed behind him, coming into squashing range!
Tricky is preparing to ram Cranky! He can choose to let Tricky pass him, or try to keep his position! "Careful Pop-Pop, I remember Tricky from my days on the Diddy kart circuit-he'll smash you smaller than my new GamerKing HD200X theater flatscreen!"Cranky is pretty sure Trickys rage is more or less a general rage towards all living things and not a directed rage toward him specifically-he could cut to one side and let him pass, to avoid a fatal squashing. It might even pay to go into the pitstop, which would both avoid the rampaging dinosaur and allow him a better rocket start!
Racing Order! 1st Place!!!
Momentum- 4
Items-None
2nd!!
Momentum- 3
Items-None
3rd!
Momentum- 3
Items-None
(2 turns to Poison Shroom!) 4th.!
Momentum- 3
Items-None
5th..!
Momentum- 2
Items-None
6th...!
Momentum- 2
Items-None
7th...?
Momentum- 1
Items-None
8th...
Momentum- 1
Items-None
Waluigi (Fluffe9911)
Place: 3rd
Status- Fine
Segment- BLUE
Module Perks: Waffle Drill, Removed Crank-Strictor Plate, Fake Starheat Vents, Dark Star Fuel (2/3 charges left)
Mid-Race Hiccups: None!
Module Hiccups: Mold Growth, Cold Start, Ghost Kart, Engine Cough
Permanent Hiccups: Mold Growth
Dick Dastardly
Place: 5th
Status- Fine
Segment- BLUE
Module Perks: High Accel, Dirty Weapons, Loot Vacuum, Choco-Fludd (1/1 charge left)
Mid-Race Hiccups: None!
Module Hiccups: Signal Interference, Greased up, Low Loot, Cold Start
Tricky the Triceratops (Track Boss)
Place: 8th
Status- Normal
Segment- BLUE
Crank (Toaster)
Place: 2nd
Status- Normal
Segment- BLUE
Module Perks: High Accel, Compensator
Ultra Boost: Streamlined
Mid-Race Hiccups: None!
Module Hiccups: Low Loot, Ice Sparks
Compensated: Cold Start
Bowser (SuperDino85)
Place: 4th
Status- Normal
Segment- BLUE
Module Perks: Choco-Fludd, Choco-Tires, High Acceleration
Ultra Boost: Item Boost
Module Hiccups: Sticky Wheel, Ghost Kart
Dampe (chaotick21)
Place: 1st
Status- Normal
Segment- BLUE
Module Perks: Ramming Speed
Ultra Boost: Compensator
Mid-Race Hiccups: None!
Module Hiccups: None!
Compensated: Cold Start
Cranky Kong (monk12)
Place: 7th
Status- Normal
Segment- BLUE
Module Perks: Streamlined, Aerodynamic, Choco-Fludd, Choco-Tires
Mid-Race Hiccups: None!
Module Hiccups: Poor Handlingx2, Ghost Kart, Faulty Weapons
Jack Frost (Egan_BW)
Place: 6th
Status- Normal
Segment- BLUE
Module Perks: Chocoties, Dirty Weapons, Ramming Speed, Removed Crank-Strictor Plate
Mid-Race Hiccups: None!
Module Hiccups: Featherweight, Faulty Weapons, Low Loot, Signal Interference
...
"Dampe comes out with an amazing start! The first segment of our track is a tricky, twisty turn-hit the curve for some juicy item boxes, or go straight ahead for a quick pit stop and a rocket boost to recover some speed-but, you don't get both!""Time for some dirty racing, eh? The dirt track will soon claim it's due!""Speaking of Dirty, MKL has flagged Waluigi for potential rules infraction and the race has barely begun! His kart is behaving very oddly!"
Waluigi gains +1 Suspicion!