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Author Topic: MKL21 Grand Prix-S1, R2: Choco Raceway (Turn 5-Mudslide!)  (Read 20847 times)

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Re: MKL 21' Grand Prix-S1, R1: Luigis Waterway (Turn 5-Waaa Boosters Activated!)
« Reply #90 on: September 29, 2021, 07:14:52 pm »

Wowie! Did you see that, Mr. Cranky? Those moves! That rhythm! That golden glow! Someone in chat, clip that track-side view of Joe- he went by too fast for me to properly appreciate!
Still, 8th to 2nd is a pretty good climb for a racer, Pop Pop. You should be proud!
That's banana mush! I ain't dead yet, so stop talking like the race is over- ol' Chompy's got the right idea! Full speed ahead and hot pursuit!

There's no subtlety here; Cranky Kong needs Momentum to win, and a lot of it! A Powerslide might be safer through the curve, but instead the senior Kong puts Speedy Pete to the ultimate test, Driving Aggressively through the Outer Curve to hit the dash panel! Hopefully the engine can take it!

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Re: MKL 21 Grand Prix-S1, R1: Luigis Waterway (Turn 10-Perfect Rhythm!)
« Reply #91 on: October 01, 2021, 02:25:04 pm »

Drive aggressively
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  Crank gave his pit crew a friendly nod as he blasted out.  Several of them were old hands from his previous career, and another came from his tour in the underground league.  Back in the big time, he knew the value of people he could trust.  His skill on the track was built on the trust in the pit.   Sadly, his skill had failed him so far this time, but he could at least get in the front half...

Aggressive driving!
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MKL 21 Grand Prix-S1, R1: Luigis Waterway (Turn 11-Explosive Banana Sundae)
« Reply #93 on: October 03, 2021, 11:30:25 am »

RM note: I've tried porting RTD rolls and equations to DISCORD, leaving the rest of the space for fluff and outcomes. So don't freak out.

Luigi's Waterway - Turn 11

Everybody else is entering purple!
PURPLE SEGMENT
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Cranky and Jack are entering GREEN!
GREEN SEGMENT
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Joe is in blue!

1st<---->8th
https://youtu.be/iFgrerDaAdo <--Track Mood Music
Player Action
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Spoiler: Joes Turn (click to show/hide)

That's banana mush! I ain't dead yet, so stop talking like the race is over- ol' Chompy's got the right idea! Full speed ahead and hot pursuit!
Spoiler: Crankys Turn (click to show/hide)

"Mission Accomplished. Now to secure a cozy spot in third and woo the sponsors!"
  "The mission of ignoring a lightning bolt by jumping into the air and attacking a cloud, yes! Hingda dinga cheaten durgen!"


"You may scoff at me succeeding by doing stupid [bullrump], round-man. But doing stupid [bullrump] is the only way to succeed in this world!"

Spoiler: Jacks Turn (click to show/hide)
  "AHHHHHH WHERE DID SLEEPY MAN COME FROM WHY IS WALUIGIS KART MOLDY WHY DID WALUIGI GET SMITED WITH LIGHTNING WAAAA- WAIT WALUIGI IS IN 4TH? HAHA! ALL PART OF WALUIGI'S PLAN SOON WALUIGI WILL BE NUMBER ONE! WAAAAAAAAA!
Spoiler: Waluigis Turn (click to show/hide)
*Norwegian grumbling*
Spoiler: Olafs Turn (click to show/hide)
  *friendly nod*
Spoiler: Cranks turn (click to show/hide)
*Bwahaha!*
Spoiler: Bowsers turn (click to show/hide)

...
Spoiler: Rotom (click to show/hide)

Movement phase
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Cleanup phase
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Leading pack!
1st place!!! https://youtu.be/XQ2GUKB9GBM
Momentum- 4
Items-None

Middle pack!
3rd Place!
Momentum- 2
Items-[Fake Item Box]
2nd place!!
Momentum- 3
Items-None

Trailing pack!
4th place.!
Momentum- 3
Items-[Special: Red Cheep] (5 turns to Poison Shroom!)
5th place..!
Momentum- 5
Items-[Special: Red Cheep]
6th Place...!
Momentum- 3
Items-[Active: Robotic Shield (3/3)Charges][Special: Red Cheep]
7th...? Place.
Momentum- 4
Items-None
8th Place... (https://youtu.be/fCiHSZzuwdc) Does anyone have a full restore?
Momentum- 1
Items- [POW Block]

Spoiler: Racer Info (click to show/hide)

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...Joe could have closed out the race right there, but he didn't! Not sure whats going through that racers mind!

It seems to be working out for him so far! His star power is now run out-he's got a final curve to handle before the finish line...

All that's in his way is Chompy! And, in a strange turn of events, a spare shell dropped by Bowser in the last lap.

For the other racers, it's do or die-Cranky and Jack get one last chance to pull ahead and cross the finish line! But who's taking pole position and who's being left in the dust between the two of them? Expect the last straight to be an exciting one!

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Crank was so close, only to be held off by Waluigi!

He's got a chance to secure a solid fourth now-if he can just get past him and pull ahead. And if Jack and Cranky can't close out with a surprise win...

He's got a Cheep Cheep, and they don't!

The same goes for most of our races! Hit the gas, guys! You might not get gold, but racing your heart out is what this sports about!

Changing track conditions!
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« Last Edit: October 04, 2021, 04:34:34 am by Dwarmin »
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Turn around and abuse the lack of barriers between Red and Green.  With the absent track Lakitus, maybe nobody will notice if I skip the curve.  Got nothing to lose.
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Drop the box immediately! It's not as though anybody's going to go for items right before the finish line, anyways. If we're lucky the purple man will hit it an go in the drink again.
Drive Aggressively.
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Powerslide the inner curve
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  "TIME FOR WALUIGI TO FINALLY GET A ITEM AND WIN THE WHOLE RACE WAAAA!" Inner curve powerslide grab a item for once! WAAAAAAA!
« Last Edit: October 03, 2021, 01:33:17 pm by Fluffe9911 »
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Cranky Kong howls furiously as the regulation MKL engine plays merry hell with his classic Diddy Kart! Lacking a cane to beat it with, he instead resorts to the Kart's built-in safety measures, saving the Speedy Pete but losing a position in the race!

Whose banana-daquiri soaked brain thought this blasted Stardust engine was a good idea!?! First the Rocket Start, and now my last chance at victory! I might fall all the way down the leaderboard at this rate!
Sorry Pop Pop, but it's MKL regulation! Everyone uses the same engine, and the same fuel.
Palm rot! There's nothing wrong with the way we did it back in the Diddy Kart days! And why did you weigh down Speedy Pete with this cockamamie fire extinguisher? It's dead weight!
Safety regulations require it, Pop Pop! Everyone's got one- nobody wants to die in a fire.
That's the problem with this sport, everyone's gone soft! If you're going to keep on as my Pit Crew chief, you're going to need to solve these problems if we hope to compete in the next race!

While he continues to berate his great grandson over the radio (to the delight of a radio audience that regularly consumes the tasteless content of DK Country Police Body Cam recordings with the sort of fervor usually reserved for a major religion,) Cranky focuses on reclaiming his position from the impudent whelp who passed him on the inside! Once again taking a clean race line into the final straightaway, Cranky Drafts, hoping to leverage his small advantage into a pass before the Fake Item Box completely cuts him off!

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  Well, if racing didn't work out this season, he could always give alchemy another go...

...oh hey, Chompy isn't home!


Take the shortcut!  Free shortcut is free!
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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MKL21-S1, R1: Luigis Waterway (Turn 12-Joe vs the Watering Hole/Wagger says No)
« Reply #100 on: October 04, 2021, 01:38:40 pm »

RM note: OK turns out everybody liked the tasty Crunch of numbers with fluff, except maybe Aston who called my posts ugly.

Luigi's Waterway - Turn 12

Cranky and Jack are entering BLUE!
BLUE SEGMENT
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Everyone else who matters is entering GREEN!
GREEN SEGMENT
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1st<---->8th
https://youtu.be/iFgrerDaAdo <--Track Mood Music
Player Action
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Spoiler: Joes Turn (click to show/hide)
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Spoiler: Jacks Turn (click to show/hide)
That's the problem with this sport, everyone's gone soft! If you're going to keep on as my Pit Crew chief, you're going to need to solve these problems if we hope to compete in the next race!
Spoiler: Crankys Turn (click to show/hide)
  "TIME FOR WALUIGI TO FINALLY GET A ITEM AND WIN THE WHOLE RACE WAAAA!"
Spoiler: Waluigis Turn (click to show/hide)
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Spoiler: Cranks turn (click to show/hide)
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Spoiler: Olafs turn (click to show/hide)
*Bwahaha!*
Spoiler: Bowsers turn (click to show/hide)
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Spoiler: Rotom (click to show/hide)

Movement phase
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Cleanup phase

KARATE JOE HAS WON THE RACE!

He ambles across the finish line and into the pit stop! He spurns the usual post-race celebrations as his race team hauls him out of the kart, and off the track in a big fluffy bed. Seems we'll to reward his kart for victory!

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Winning racers!
1st place!!! https://youtu.be/XQ2GUKB9GBM
Momentum- 2
Items-None


Front pack!
2nd Place!
Momentum- 4
Items-None
3rd place!!
Momentum- 4
Items-None

Trailing pack!
4th place.!
Momentum- 5
Items-[Special: Red Cheep]
5th..!
Momentum- 3
Items-[Reserve: POW Block]
6th place.
Momentum- 3
Items-[Special: Red Cheep][Dragged: Triple Green Shell] (4 turns to Poison Shroom!)
7th Place...?
Momentum- 3
Items-[Active: Robotic Shield (3/3)Charges][Special: Red Cheep]
8th Place... (https://youtu.be/fCiHSZzuwdc) Does anyone have a full restore?
Momentum- 2
Items- [POW Block]

Spoiler: Racer Info (click to show/hide)

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...Joe has won the race! The crowd goes...mild?

Yeah, they don't seem very excited! He hardly did ANYTHING! How do you think he feels about winning with minimal efforts?

Well, he'll have to cry himself to sleep on his bed of coin and free sponsorship offers!

Oh well! How about we turn to racers we actually want to see win!

...

Cranky Kong and Jack Frost are neck and neck!

And Crank, our favorite Gloomba, is building up speed! But he's got hazards building all around him-does he gun it, or try and play it safe?

Bowser pulled the POW block! It's a wildcard that changes EVERYTHING! He's got little choice but to use it NOW, as the other racers have cheeps that will let them hop over the final gap, but he doesn't! He's going to have to hope someone gets knocked in the drink by a combination of shells, boxes, pows, and rams! Everyone grab your seats and your unattended soft drinks (hopefully you're drinking EXTREME ORANGE, Daisys favorite and the official drink of MKL!), and get ready for the BOOM!

That's right! If Crank can just dodge the hazards, he'll be a good spot to steal 1st place! And so could all the other racers, but only if they race really well!

Cranky Kong and Jack are what we're watching, though! They have a tough choice to make in the final turn of the race-go to the outside curve, and hope you've got enough speed to win?

Crank himself won his 1st MLK Race here with a terrific bout of defensive driving using that same move!

Or do you risk the inner curve, hoping it'll give you just enough of an edge to pass your opponent-or keep him off of your back, assuming you don't get sent into the abyss by the POW?

Decisions like these make or break a racers career! Watch close-this should be a good finish! I mean technically we're ALREADY finished, but that was sort of boring! Tune in for the REAL end of the race in a few moments!

Changing track conditions!
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« Last Edit: October 04, 2021, 02:07:51 pm by Dwarmin »
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  Waluigi's life metaphorically flashes before Waluigi's eyes all the WAAAAing all the gloating FOR A LOUSY 6TH PLACE?!?! is this truly all Waluigi can amount to? "NO! NO! NO! WALUIGI WILL NEVER GIVE UP AGAINST CHEATERS! THEY THINK WALUIGI WILL JUST SIT BY AND ACCEPT SUCH A UNFAIR DEFEAT?!?! NEVER!!! WALUIGI IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE NUMBER ONE! WAAAAAAAAAAA!" Throw all Waluigi's shells forward than do a kart flip to dodge the POW Box the stink lizard infront of Waluigi just got! Waluigi will be number one!
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"Hey purple man! Don't give up! I saw you trying to snag an item- well I left one last one! Grab it and turn the race around, hee!"
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  "YOU THINK WALUIGI IS STUPID? WALUIGI ALREADY HAS ITEMS! YOUR CLEARLY TRYING TO GET WALUIGI TO WASTE A PERFECTLY GOOD ITEM BOX FOR NO REASON! WELL WALUIGI WONT FALL FOR IT WAAAAAA!"
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Coconut Spoiler, don't fail me now!

With the checkered flag approaching fast, Cranky Kong Drafts to the Outside, hoping to squeak over the finish line before the POW block of doom obliterates the track!
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