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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #210 on: October 20, 2021, 03:31:55 pm »

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« Reply #211 on: October 20, 2021, 04:05:53 pm »

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« Reply #212 on: October 21, 2021, 01:22:46 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #213 on: October 21, 2021, 01:43:02 am »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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« Reply #214 on: October 21, 2021, 02:57:46 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #215 on: October 21, 2021, 06:54:00 am »

You order part of the army to be sent home and their equipment sold or melt down.

805 NWE, Spring

During one of those boring, but important, admnistrative councils, suddenly the sunlight is blocked by some shadow - and then a young man swings into the room through the window!

Landing on one of the guards and knocking them out, he draws his sword and point it at you.

"Vile usurper! Tis I, Lozer, son of previous King, Sukar! I shall fight you for my rightful place on the throne of Kingdom of Rug! Have at thee!"

You decide to...

A) Tear off your shirt and settle the things in manly one-on-one combat.
B) Stop this pathetic charade and call the guards to seize the youth.
C) Offer to listen to his arguments if he believes himself the rightful King of Rug.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #216 on: October 21, 2021, 08:00:37 am »

HAAA!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #217 on: October 21, 2021, 12:05:05 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #218 on: October 21, 2021, 01:14:54 pm »

A BACK TO PULLING UP OUR BOOTSTRAPS HUZZAH!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #219 on: October 21, 2021, 02:02:16 pm »

You tear off your shirt, and the youth does too, and the sunlight shines on your manly, toned torsos, causing few ladies in attendance - and few male courtiers - to gasp in awe.

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The duel is uneventful and ends when you bypass Lozer's defenses and stab him in the head.

The people that had gathered at the council gasp in awe louder than before and murmur to each other as the guards, mumbling apologies, drag the bleeding corpse outside.

You sit back down and the council continues... and it dawns on you that it would be a little more exciting if you managed to draw the duel a bit longer.

Oh, well.

805 NWE, Autumn

Who is gonna be a proud father (again)? You are!

As it turns out, Hege hasn't been gaining weight, but yet another child is growing inside her womb, the healers confirm.

805 NWE, Winter

Sitting by Duk's bed, you place your hand on his forehead. Its so hot you could swear it's burning your hand.

"This is a strange illness that our healers aren't skilled in dealing with, my liege." The Advisor explains quietly; Hege weeps quietly at the other side of the bed.

"There are few men of medicine and thaumaturgy that live in the city, but they value their skills greatly, so perhaps your Majesty should instead turn to the divine and pray that they deliver Duk from this sickness..."

A) "Get me those healers, money is not a problem when my boy's life is at stake!"
B) "I shall go to the wild altars of the Old Gods outside the city and sacrifice an animal to appease them!"
C) "I must visit the Temple of New Church and pray to the One amongst the mist and smoke of incense!"
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #220 on: October 21, 2021, 02:21:42 pm »

B - We're low on money, and the Old Gods have been solid every time.  We're martial too, maybe that'll help us hunt a suitable offering
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« Reply #221 on: October 21, 2021, 02:48:23 pm »

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« Reply #222 on: October 21, 2021, 03:35:25 pm »

The duel is uneventful and ends when you bypass Lozer's defenses and stab him in the head.
I expect nothing less from the badass work hard play hard that is King Bubba anyway B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #223 on: October 22, 2021, 11:49:34 pm »

Blood for the blood gods
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« Reply #224 on: October 23, 2021, 01:52:13 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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