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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!  (Read 14393 times)

King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #90 on: September 14, 2021, 02:33:47 am »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #91 on: September 15, 2021, 11:01:20 am »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #92 on: September 15, 2021, 11:33:48 am »

aa
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You order the archers to pepper the ogre lord with arrows!

A rain of arrows is delivered onto the mailed giant, who shouts and yells as arrows stick into his hairy body. It takes a while to start wobbling and fall down, blood leaking out from many, many holes.

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This sends the Fomorians into frenzy and they rush out of the encampment, tossing stones, logs, clubs, boulders, animals, dung, skulls and other items at your soldiers! This bestial fury unleashed causes your men to waver and flee the frontline!

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Whoever ends up being the 'first line' to hold against Fomorian change is simply torn apart or flung into air. The brutes whack and stomp anyone they can find their hands on, and even those with several arrows in their bodies continue charging.

However, the momentum of the charge quickly dies down and your soldiers get their bearings together to fight properly. Corpses of Rugian soldiers continue to litter the ground excessively, however...

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A disaster!

A group of Fomorians smashes their way through the central line, and you can see the brutes appraoching your position!

In few moments' time, they will charge your mounted bodyguards, and considering the pieces of man and horse that are flung out of the brutes' path, facing elite, mounted soldiers isn't gonna be much of a difference for the Fomorians...

A) I must flee!
B) I must rouse my men to great courage with a speech!
C) I must charge into the combat to encourage my men!!
D) I must call in reinforcements from flanks!
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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #93 on: September 15, 2021, 11:37:21 am »

Now let's be glad we didn't roll those 1s in personal combat.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #94 on: September 15, 2021, 12:34:42 pm »

C - Charging is what heavy Cav does, and seeing us get stuck in should bolster the army's morale.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #95 on: September 15, 2021, 01:18:44 pm »

C BOOTTTTSTRAAPSSSS!!!!!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #96 on: September 15, 2021, 01:50:10 pm »

D

I actually think C is the better option, but I can't bring myself to pick it while we are sickly without an heir.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #97 on: September 15, 2021, 10:53:31 pm »

D Rather not end the king without an heir first.
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King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #98 on: September 16, 2021, 02:55:56 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #99 on: September 16, 2021, 06:58:13 am »

A

If we want to have a heir, we need to get out of here alive. Our last action was not exactly brave, there is nothing wrong with being consistent :-p
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #100 on: September 16, 2021, 07:24:09 am »

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Oh no ;v
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Fluffe9911

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #101 on: September 16, 2021, 08:15:52 am »

A

If we want to have a heir, we need to get out of here alive. Our last action was not exactly brave, there is nothing wrong with being consistent :-p
To be fair Bubba did risk his life taking this kingdom already so we have already been inconsistent by being cowards. But yeah come on guys caverly charge is the most strategic thing to do here if we aint willing to risk our life while leading a battle why the hell did we show up in the first place?
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« Reply #102 on: September 16, 2021, 09:30:07 am »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #103 on: September 16, 2021, 10:29:32 am »

To be fair Bubba did risk his life taking this kingdom already so we have already been inconsistent by being cowards.

Is that something form Spamkingdom 4? Because if so I am blissfully unaware. I only started reading from the start of this game  ;D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #104 on: September 16, 2021, 11:08:44 am »

To be fair Bubba did risk his life taking this kingdom already so we have already been inconsistent by being cowards.

Is that something form Spamkingdom 4? Because if so I am blissfully unaware. I only started reading from the start of this game  ;D
Nah, I think he just means the backstory. This character didn't exist before this thread.
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