You decide to man up and just live in poorly heated bedchamber.
800 NWE, Midwinter
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Your habits finally culminate in a terrible, feverish disease that makes you bedridden.
This causes a great unease amongst the populace, who are not very keen to hear the news.
800 NWE, Late Winter
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The disease continues to wreck your body, and the healers are worried that you might be developing a tendency for getting sick.
They're, unfortunately, quite right.
Congratulations! Bubba has gained
Sickly negative trait!
800 NWE, End of the Year
Bedridden and barely counscious, you are visited by the Advisor, bringing the Scrolls of Kingdom Status for your perusal.
Happiness: 3
Population: 6
Economy: 3
Army: 4
"The population is getting anxious about your health, your Majesty." The old man says, stroking his beard.
"Both the New Church and priests of Old Gods are praying for your swift recovery."
801 NWE, Spring
5
Your recover from the feverish disease after three months of suffering.
The pains in your chest and the ease with which you catch a cold, however, will be a constant reminder of your weakness.
A group of delegates from small chiefdoms in the west have arrived with an economically advantageous proposal, the guards say.
"Our chiefs and lords are fighting against an assembly of peoples who deem themselves superior to us." The leading diplomat says, bowing his head in respect towards you. "We've heard that you and your mighty armies have recently overthrown the tyrant who ruled this country, so we wish to ask whether you would be interested in providing men to fight against the vile Council of Chessia. Of course, the copper and silver of our lands will be given to you as a reward for your soldiers' brave deeds."
A) "Money for blood? Count me in!"
B) "Money for blood? Disgusting! Begone at once!"
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