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King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #60 on: September 11, 2021, 02:34:59 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #61 on: September 11, 2021, 08:37:59 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #62 on: September 12, 2021, 07:57:47 am »

You lay a plan to draw the Fomorians to the forested area. Most of your troops hang back while those making the ambush quickly conceal themselves amongst bushes, trees, against hillsides and other holes in the ground.

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A group of few riders is selected to work as bait.

This group is easily eradicated before they can return! Some of the Fomorians who dealt with them squint their eyes, sniff the air, and then alert the others - perhaps they've seen someone from the ambush! About few dozen of hairy giants are now rushing towards the woods, clubs and big rocks in their hands!

A) We ought to regrup with the main force!
B) We must charge and meet the brutes head-on!!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #63 on: September 12, 2021, 08:56:13 am »

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« Reply #64 on: September 12, 2021, 09:51:12 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #65 on: September 12, 2021, 10:24:18 am »

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Okay. They ain't dumb enough to give us +1s for trying clever shit. Was still worth a shot though.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #66 on: September 12, 2021, 11:27:18 am »

A Its time for a tactical retreat huzzah!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #67 on: September 12, 2021, 11:46:40 am »

You try to quickly retreat the ambushers and regroup the army in preparation for deadly melee.

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Despite your leadership, many younger soldiers retreat too far or just run away from the field!

You still have numerical advantage, but will that be enough against brute force of Fomorians? Their screaming approach means you will soon find out.

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The brutish giants approach the wall of spears and axes, and that's when you order the archers and slingers to do their job. Small rocks and arrows rain upon the Fomorians, who get confused by sudden hail of projectiles. You follow up with commanding the soldiers to advance, and groups of brave Rugians hack and stab and slash away at the Fomorians.

Within an hour, the dust settles. All of the Fomorians lie dead, and jubilant soldiers quickly realize that only few dozen of their comrades have perished, giving you a decisive victory over this group of raiders.

While the common soldier drinks in celebration and memory of fallen comrades, the Marshal, the officers, and you, gather in the tent to debate the next move.

You decide to...

A) Find out where the Fomorian chief is and strike the heart of this hairy menace.
B) Go through each ruined hamlet and skewer every Fomorian there is.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #68 on: September 12, 2021, 01:31:37 pm »

B - I don't know if killing the warlord will do anything to this kind of brute horde, but defeating in detail should be pretty easy. If all their mates die the rest of the Fomorians might turn tail and run
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« Reply #69 on: September 12, 2021, 03:30:52 pm »

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« Reply #70 on: September 12, 2021, 04:11:04 pm »

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« Reply #71 on: September 12, 2021, 04:46:19 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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« Reply #72 on: September 12, 2021, 04:53:23 pm »

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« Reply #73 on: September 12, 2021, 06:30:50 pm »

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« Reply #74 on: September 13, 2021, 01:08:00 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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