Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Weirdsound]

"The army shall be sent to deal with the Fomorian threat!" There are things to discuss with your officers and knights, but first, the other group.

The courtiers responsible for wedding enter with their heads already bowing.

"My liege! We have encountered a difficulty that we fear might not be resolved without influx of cash. Namely, this year's harvests of reed, plums and chokes are alarmingly low. Brewers across the provinces have little ingredients to make alcohol with, and are charging higher prices than usual. If we want to host the wedding properly, we need alcohol. To get alcohol, we need more money than your Majesty have allocated."

A) "Then we shall drink water!"
B) "Then you shall have the money! A wedding without alcohol is no wedding!"
C) "Then my people will have a word with the artisans to make an exception for my wedding!"

A

We will be busy leading our troops on the frontlines against the Fomorian threat. There will be no elaborate royal wedding this year. We can elope in the army camp, and people will understand.

[Detoxicated]

B
we need to be drunk to create an heir with the genius hag woman.

[Fluffe9911]

A blah blah Bootstraps blah blah obviously

[Kashyyk]

Buy the booze

[Maximum Spin]

B I'm pretty sure we're going to need alcohol to get through the wedding night, guys

I guess Detox already said that, but it's still true.

[The Canadian kitten]

B

[King Zultan]

Bubba need booze!

[Haspen]

aaa
bbbb


You allocate more funds to the wedding. The Treasury will surely feel it.

The council of war gathers, as the officers, headed by the brave Marshal, ask you two questions:

"My liege! Shall you lead us on glorious crusade against the Fomorians?"

"And should we recall our soldiers from the west? A fourth of our soldiers is employed there, and their contribution to our purge of Fomorians might not be insignificant!"

A) "I stay here, and our soldiers in the west. Good luck, brave Marshal!"
B) "The soldiers are too far to join, but I shall! Onwards!!"
C) "I need to take care of my home first, but it is wise to recall our soldiers from the west. Wait until their return before you clash with Fomorians!"
D) "Call the troops and prepare my horse! The entire military might of Rug shall be brought down upon the crude brutes of the north!"

[Fluffe9911]

B A lesser sickly man would stay home out of fear of being ravaged by the many diseases that often go threw army camps but we are not a lesser man! COME ON BOYS LETS EARN US SOME NEW BOOTSTRAPS CHARGEEE!!!

[Detoxicated]

B

[Weirdsound]

B

[Yellow Pixel]

B

[King Zultan]

B

[Haspen]

"The soldiers are too far to join, but I shall! Onwards!!"

The gathered officers yell in enthusiasm, and an expedition is swiftly prepared overnight.


Congratulations! King Bubba embarks on a military expedition!

During his absence, the Advisor and rest of the court will handle state and foreign affairs.


Villages visited by your forces on the way north cheer and celebrate your swift arrival and offer prayers both to the Old Gods and the New God to ensure your victory, while the priests of the former sacrifice goats and priests of the new one burn incense for the same.

One week int othe journey, scouts report finding a devastated village where the Fomorians can be seen skulking between the ruined huts and cottages. The forested area you stopped at isn't particularily wide, but it and surrounding environ could allow for many ambushes.

"Tactics, your Majesty?" Asks the Marshal.

A) Time for our mounted soldiers to charge and slaughter them all!
B) Our archers and slingers should ambush a few of them before main combat!
C) Our entire army should march forward and meet the brutes head on!
D) We hide amongst the bushes and trees here, and someone baits them here!

[Weirdsound]

D

Lets do a quick test and find out if the Formorians are as dumb as we have been told they are.