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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #315 on: December 19, 2021, 04:44:16 pm »

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« Reply #316 on: December 20, 2021, 03:02:30 am »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #317 on: January 28, 2022, 02:26:59 pm »

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You yell at the translator, gesticulating at the foreign Prince just like he does at you, to make him shut up, or you will make him by throwing him into the dankest of dungeon cells.

Your body language, tone of voice, and the translator's words make the Prince of Perunians shut up. He even looks impressed-of-sorts.

He sits down on the cold stone floor of the throne room, and his men follow suit.

Then the conversation can progress - the Perunians actually want to establish a land route through the mountains to avoid the price-gouging of western merchants, whilst also hoping to contain the Fomorian threat and begin exploring their south and southeast (your northeast). The Prince is proposing a system of caravans, where hardened men and soldiers would travel alongsied Perunian merchants to exchange goods and patrol the mountains along the way.

"What can they offer to us?" The translator chats with the Prince some more, before turning to you.

"Ivory of mighty giant cows, antlers of the white stags, brown and black furs of forest animals, and items of copper and rock." The courtiers murmur, clearly interested in valuables and exotic items. "The people of Perun would love to obtain weapon-worthy metal, for theirs is hard to work and scarce to obtain, and they've heard that southern lands are aplenty in iron."

A) "We will buy their crafts and furs, but we won't sell any iron."
B) "Pah! A proposal not worthy of Rug! They should return home before they test my patience more."
C) "We can sell them some iron, but we have no need for skins and work of their craftsmen."
D) "That sounds good! Let us establish the trade caravans to enrich and form closer ties between our nations."
E) "The trade proposal is unworthy, but establishing a route between Perun and Rug sounds good to me. Through fires of beast-slaying we shall prosper!"
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« Reply #318 on: January 28, 2022, 02:30:54 pm »

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« Reply #319 on: January 28, 2022, 05:30:09 pm »

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« Reply #320 on: January 28, 2022, 05:37:27 pm »

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« Reply #321 on: January 29, 2022, 01:28:46 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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« Reply #322 on: January 30, 2022, 05:06:58 am »

You agree to the deal and the translator conveys the message to the Prince. He stands up and yells toward the roof, surprising many of your courtiers, before extending his hand toward you.

His hand and fingers are formed like a claw.

A deal-sealing gesture of sorts?

A) Do the hand-claw!
B) Fistbump him.
C) Shake it firmly.
D) Gently take his hand.
E) Demand explanation from the translator.
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« Reply #323 on: January 30, 2022, 05:16:26 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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« Reply #324 on: January 30, 2022, 12:03:32 pm »

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« Reply #325 on: January 30, 2022, 01:36:10 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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« Reply #326 on: February 01, 2022, 11:27:19 pm »

NO WORDS ONLY CLAW

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« Reply #327 on: February 04, 2022, 04:20:55 pm »

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« Reply #328 on: February 04, 2022, 04:22:01 pm »

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« Reply #329 on: February 04, 2022, 07:04:03 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.
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