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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!  (Read 14129 times)

King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #300 on: November 29, 2021, 02:09:37 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #301 on: November 29, 2021, 06:50:58 pm »

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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #302 on: December 16, 2021, 02:38:05 pm »

You have the foreigners invited to your capital city and your palace.

808 NWE, Summer

The delegation of the Perun nobility has just entered the capital city. Bearded and brightly-haired, they are quite a sight for the locals, who look at the new arrivals with some fear and distrust. According to your squires, the delegation will be here in just few minutes - you ought to prepare.

Then, a guard arrives.

"My liege, the High Prelate of the New Church demands an audience. Apparently, the clergy of Old Gods in the western province of Koval have committed a great sacriledge."

And then, the Spymaster appears from the shadows.

"M'liege!" He tips his hat. "Latest report from my agents just arrived, so if you can spare the time..."

A) "I have no time! I need to meet with the Prelate first!"
B) "I have no time! The delegation from Perun is already here!"
C) "Guards will keep my guests at bay - speak to me, my good Spymaster!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #303 on: December 16, 2021, 02:41:06 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #304 on: December 16, 2021, 04:11:10 pm »

C - Most actionable information first. Whatever sin has been committed in Koval will still be a sin in twenty minutes, whether we've spoken to the Prelate or not
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #305 on: December 16, 2021, 05:21:11 pm »

Yeah, but it's a question of decorum and trying not to alienate the New Church (even more).
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« Reply #306 on: December 17, 2021, 03:32:09 am »

I'm sure the new church will be fine.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #307 on: December 17, 2021, 10:27:31 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #308 on: December 18, 2021, 05:32:59 am »

"What's the news, Spymaster?"

"Your Majesty, my agents have confirmed that there is a land of Perun in the far northwest. Behind seven mountains, behind three lakes that seem like seas. Vicious monsters, including Fomorians, dwell in surrounding lands, and westerners seldom visit out of the risks involved."

"What about the foreigners that came from that direction?"

"All my agents learned is that Perunians value actions over words, m'liege." You stroke your beard thoughtfully.

A) "Now that I know what I'm dealing with, I can meet with the Perunians!"
B) "Now is time to meet with the High Prelate!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #309 on: December 18, 2021, 06:17:38 am »

A - Sorry Prelate, the Perunians did express the need to talk to us first
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« Reply #310 on: December 18, 2021, 12:21:38 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #311 on: December 18, 2021, 02:09:31 pm »

A must of been quiet the trip to get here
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #312 on: December 19, 2021, 03:00:27 pm »

You decide to meet with the Perunians first.

Once they enter - nay, burst into - the audience room, their leader starts shouting words in your general direction while gesticulating towards the nearest window.

The interpreter stands silent before you adress him.

"Why are you silent?"

"Good King Bubba, the prince of Perunians is bemoaning the fact that he was made waiting for so long using words not worthy of translation."

"He is cursing me?"

"Actually, the women of your family and your court, hoping that they die or become barren for life." The foreigner in question keeps on talking and gesticulating still.

A) "Let him vent. Once he's done, we can talk."
B) "Tell him to calm down or I shall make him!"
C) "Cursing? At me?? To dungeon with him and his folk!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #313 on: December 19, 2021, 04:21:18 pm »

B I mean, I get your a prince, but generally it isn't a good idea to march into a king's home and start cursing his family. I'd honestly consider C just for the drama of it, if I wasn't more curious about the Perunians.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #314 on: December 19, 2021, 04:27:20 pm »

B - If they value action more than words, then all this bluster is probably typical for them. Still, they've got to at least make an effort to meet our culture halfway
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