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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #30 on: September 07, 2021, 05:57:37 am »

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« Reply #31 on: September 07, 2021, 06:58:15 am »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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« Reply #32 on: September 07, 2021, 10:50:04 am »

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« Reply #33 on: September 07, 2021, 12:10:24 pm »

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You acquiesce to the prodding to marry Hele Magbeseh.

The news soon spread and the court is very pleased to hear the news, but the commonfolk, of course, pays little attention to it. The wedding is set for Mid-Autumn.

801 NWE, Midsummer

News come from the far west; apparently, Rugian soldiers sent there were essential in scoring some important victories. Their current employers speak highly of them and some of the leading officers have been heaped both praise and personal wealth by the westerners.

801 NWE, Autumn

Two groups of people wish for an audience with you!

One is several courtiers, responsible for arrangements of your wedding. The other is a group of mayors and village elders from the north.

A) Let's talk about wedding preparations first.
B) Let's talk with the visitors from Rug's north first.
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« Reply #34 on: September 07, 2021, 12:21:39 pm »

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« Reply #35 on: September 07, 2021, 12:25:28 pm »

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« Reply #36 on: September 07, 2021, 12:25:58 pm »

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If they both ask for money, better give it to the actual meaningful thing before the wedding planners get any.
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« Reply #37 on: September 07, 2021, 01:25:50 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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« Reply #38 on: September 08, 2021, 01:57:22 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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« Reply #39 on: September 09, 2021, 06:35:31 am »

You decide to talk with the elders and mayors from the north first.

"Your majesty, fomorians are back!" They wail dramatically once in the throne rooms. "They're despoiling sheep and devouring our maidens, stealing livestock and valuables!"

"What are fomorians?"

"Ugly, fat, giant people! Can't speak, can't count without fingers, but are ravenous and brutal like wolves! We plead your Majesty to send the army and deal with these brutes at once!"

A) "Alright! Our army shall march forth to kill the Fomorians!"
B) "My thoughts and prayers go to your people, I'm sure your militias will be able to handle the Fomorians easily."
C) "How about I give you money so that you can employ mercenaries and adventurers to do some Fomorian hunting?"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #40 on: September 09, 2021, 06:36:52 am »

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« Reply #41 on: September 09, 2021, 10:26:43 am »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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« Reply #42 on: September 09, 2021, 10:47:39 am »

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« Reply #43 on: September 09, 2021, 12:13:53 pm »

"The army shall be sent to deal with the Fomorian threat!" There are things to discuss with your officers and knights, but first, the other group.

The courtiers responsible for wedding enter with their heads already bowing.

"My liege! We have encountered a difficulty that we fear might not be resolved without influx of cash. Namely, this year's harvests of reed, plums and chokes are alarmingly low. Brewers across the provinces have little ingredients to make alcohol with, and are charging higher prices than usual. If we want to host the wedding properly, we need alcohol. To get alcohol, we need more money than your Majesty have allocated."

A) "Then we shall drink water!"
B) "Then you shall have the money! A wedding without alcohol is no wedding!"
C) "Then my people will have a word with the artisans to make an exception for my wedding!"
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« Reply #44 on: September 09, 2021, 02:12:52 pm »

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