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Superdorf

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #270 on: November 23, 2021, 05:02:24 am »

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« Reply #271 on: November 23, 2021, 06:37:48 am »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #272 on: November 23, 2021, 08:43:53 am »

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« Reply #273 on: November 23, 2021, 02:44:07 pm »

You shake off the dishonorable thoughts and go talk to your wife.

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Morning turns into afternoon turns into evening before you leave Hege's bedchamber.

She no longer hates you, that's for sure, but she would prefer to mourn in privacy some more, until end of the year. She was worried that you might leave her or turn to another due to her hatred, but your steadfastness apparently helped.

That doesn't solve the urges of your body, however.

A) I shall be of strong will and persevere! If not - to the library!
B) Just this one time...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #274 on: November 23, 2021, 03:47:52 pm »

A - Just think about all the catching up we can do with Hege
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #275 on: November 23, 2021, 04:16:34 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #276 on: November 23, 2021, 05:02:14 pm »

A You got a hand man, use it!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #277 on: November 23, 2021, 05:52:07 pm »

Adultery is for nerds, let's do something manly like reading or knitting
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« Reply #278 on: November 23, 2021, 10:11:16 pm »

FUN AND PROFITS I ASSUME

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« Reply #279 on: November 24, 2021, 02:36:43 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #280 on: November 24, 2021, 03:37:34 am »

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You decide to perservere, but also to visit the royal library a little more often.

807 NWE, Midwinter

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You go down with a fever and chest pains shortly after the caravan from the mines arrives, bringing the valuable silver.

807 NWE, Late Winter

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It takes a month for you to get back onto your feet, but fortunately the Advisor and rest of the court were able to run the country just fine during that brief period.

807 NWE, End of the Year

Its that time of the year!

Happiness: 5
Population: 6
Economy: 4
Army: 3

Those are decent numbers, but you scratch your chin at that last one. The Advisor easily picks up the hint.

"With the state of the Kingdom as it is, I believe that drafting peasants into ranks of soldiers wouldn't cause too much displeasure amongst the commoners, your Majesty."

A) "Make it so."
B) "Nah, no need to."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #281 on: November 24, 2021, 03:44:10 am »

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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #282 on: November 24, 2021, 03:49:43 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #283 on: November 24, 2021, 04:00:55 am »

You're  in the Army now!
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« Reply #284 on: November 24, 2021, 05:08:34 am »

You orders peasants drafted to fill the Army ranks.

808 NWE, Spring

You receive a letter from Count Levipro, from the northwest of Rug.

In the letter, he reports that a group of travelers from 'the land of Perun' and one of them is called apparently a Prince. Apparently, these travelers are looking for King of Rug because you and their monarch have common enemy in Fomorians. According to the travelers' words, Perun lies beyond the northern mountains, behind a valley of lakes and across a gorge so deep its bottom cannot be discerned.

During a meeting, the Advisor states the obvious.

"Sire, never before in our lore has there been any mention of the land of Perun." The Spymaster rubs his beard thoughtfully.

"I could ask my sources in the west to ascertain whether their traders and adventurers know of the Perun." The Marshal scoffs.

"Nonsense! These are charlatans, trying to swindle something from our good King under pretense of being some 'foreign' nobility! We ought to dungeon them immediately as example to other schemers!"

The argument goes for a while but ultimately you need to reach a decision...

A) Count Levipro must turn them away.
B) Have Count Levipro accomodate the guests while Spymaster gathers information of this 'land of the Perun'.
C) These are joyous news! We shall make history by establishing ties with this new, unknown land and its peoples.
D) To the dungeon with them! I'm sure Count Levipro's can fit them all.
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