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Fluffe9911

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #180 on: October 17, 2021, 03:43:57 pm »

While A is the best option I shall go with C simply to be consistent with the values of this guy that I made up in my head. EVERYONE MUST PULL UP THEIR BOOTSTRAPS!!!


I think of him as very stubborn as well
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« Reply #181 on: October 17, 2021, 09:32:21 pm »

A I mean, pulling up our bootstraps didn't end up going particularly well. So I like to think he'd learn his lesson on that.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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« Reply #182 on: October 17, 2021, 11:40:59 pm »

Yeah lets let our peasants starve surely they wont revolt!

Wait other way around.

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« Reply #183 on: October 18, 2021, 01:14:10 am »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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« Reply #184 on: October 18, 2021, 11:12:45 am »

You order to burn down all the affected fields and those nearby to make sure there will be no issues later on.

803 NWE, Mid-Autumn

You receive information that the affected fields are being burnt down, and it will cost the Treasury a lot.

803 NWE, Winter

Terrible news reach the royal palace!

Apparently, the envoys send to the mountain vagrants have never returned from the mountain range, and several travelers from that area are spreading rumors that your messengers were killed by the mountain bandits.

"Obviously, the criminals want nothing but blood of your subjects and wealth of your mountains, my liege." Says the Advisor when he learns of this.

A) "That's it! Our forces shall march into the mountains and leave no rock upturned! The criminals must die!"
B) "That's it! Countess Dessa must send her forces to deal with the mountain-dwelling criminal scum at once!
C) "It is more than a clear sign that we should not impose our will on those free-dwellers of the mountains!"
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« Reply #185 on: October 18, 2021, 11:42:14 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #186 on: October 18, 2021, 11:42:51 am »

Wouldn't surprise me if it turns out the envoy just decided to abandon post and join up with the commune, anyway C
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« Reply #187 on: October 18, 2021, 12:28:56 pm »

A there's silver in those hills and we now have an excuse to invade.
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« Reply #188 on: October 18, 2021, 03:32:54 pm »

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« Reply #189 on: October 18, 2021, 04:10:05 pm »

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« Reply #190 on: October 18, 2021, 11:46:21 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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« Reply #191 on: October 18, 2021, 11:57:41 pm »

B lol feudalism her problem not us

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« Reply #192 on: October 19, 2021, 03:27:16 am »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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« Reply #193 on: October 19, 2021, 09:47:29 am »

You announce that the Army is going to liberate the mountains from the criminal miners!

The Marshal grumbles something about not being a 'glorified road guard' but wanders off to command the forces.

803 NWE, End of the Year

"My liege! It's that time of the year, aren't we thrrrilled?" Asks the Advisor after bursting in on your afternoon nap.

Happiness: 3
Population: 6
Economy: 1
Army: 4

"What is this??" You point at the red number.

"This is the state of our Treasury after helping with the floods, burning down the fields and buying ample foodstuffs for the affected people." The Advisor calmly explains, stroking his beard. "Generosity is expensive these days, my liege."

"How do we fix that?"

"Well." The Advisor thinks about the problem for a while. "We could disband part of the Army and sell their equipment and appropriate their future wages, or we could tax the peasants a bit higher next year, but the former won't sit well with the soldiers and the later won't sit well with the peasants, of course."

A) "We will manage, somehow."
B) "Tax the peasants!"
C) "Disband some troops!"
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« Reply #194 on: October 19, 2021, 09:50:07 am »

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